She just wants help to enlarge a certain part of her body.
"I just want bigger boobs, because I'm not happy with the ones that I have. And I figured this was a good way to do it. People put out signs that they're homeless. I'm not, haha, so I'm just being honest," said Andrews.
A guy from Columbus, Ohio was arrested for driving drunk early Sunday morning . . . and didn't even TRY to pass his sobriety test.
First he told the cops that he'd fail it, because he'd been drinking. Then he decided to show them some DANCE moves. And finally, he demonstrated his motorboating skills on an imaginary cougar. And it was all captured on the cop's dashcam video.
If you missed it, "Sharknado" star TARA REID made a hilariously bizarre appearance on Discovery's "Shark After Dark" on Tuesday night. She went completely off the rails, trying to explain how WHALE SHARKS are made.
(Here's video. She sounds like she's put back a few. Or is just CRAZY.)