Drunk girls and awnings don't mix...

NFL superstar wide receiver Terrell Owens was on Dr. Phil's TV show yesterday to discuss the problems he's had in his life... professional, personal, and financial.

Looks like dating King of Hollywood George Clooney is finally paying off for Stacy Keibler (and us) because she finally is getting back to her sexy roots with this video shoot she did recently forMens Fitness. Man, how long has it been since we’ve seen Miss Hancock looking like this? Too long. She still needs to start appearing regularly on some kind of TV show (please go back to wrestling), but this is a good start.

People are treating this like it's the most awesome thing they've seen in ages.  And maybe they're right. 

--KATE UPTON did a photo shoot for a famous photographer recently.  And he also got her to bust out some sexy dance moves in a TINY bikini.  The resulting video is rather interesting, to say the least.

Usually when you have the YouTube video of “Grandma watches [something disturbing],” it ends with the poor old woman screaming and shielding her face and cursing the younger generation for being so depraved. Not so with this video of three elderly ladies frankly discussing the Kim Kardashian sex tape and poking fun not only at the reality star but at her ex Ray J as well.. check it out:

RHETT AND LINK are the two comedians who go around making intentionally lame ads for local businesses.  And their latest one for a roller skating rink in Reno is pretty weird.

--It starts with a guy in a car trying to sell drugs to a 10-year-old.  But the kid isn't interested . . . because he'd rather go roller-skating.  The owner eventually explains that if your kids are roller-skating, they won't get into trouble.

--And the rest of the ad features kids saying things like, quote, "I wanna be addicted to roller skating, NOT CRACK."  One girl says that prison is, quote, "for people who have never roller-skated."

Things got ugly last night during the game between the Texas Rangers and the New York Yankees. Only it happened in the stands, not on the field, and it made one little boy very, very sad.

At the top of the eighth inning, Rangers first baseman, Mitch Moreland, tossed a ball up into the crowd. A little boy saw it coming and was so excited to catch it ... until a horrible man sitting beside him snatched right out from under his nose. What happened next was even more awful.

After snagging it, the man handed it to the woman he was with as the boy sat sobbing nearby. Then she continued to preen for the camera as the boy was devastated and his whole little world was ruined. Watch for yourself:

A callback to a discussion from a couple weeks ago about "how old is too old to be breast fed?"

If you haven't seen it yet, check out a creepy PSA about breastfeeding from a group in Kentucky called Healthy Hometown.  They made it look like the baby was talking, which is already weird, since she's an infant.

--But they also gave her a full set of adult teeth . . . which is a pretty creepy idea for a PSA about BREASTFEEDING. 

A girl in northern China was walking down the street talking on her cell phone recently . . . when the sidewalk suddenly CAVED IN, and she fell about 15 feet.

--A cab driver saw it happen, and climbed down to help her.  Apparently she was unconscious when he got there.  The fire department ended up having to use a ladder to get them both out, and a security camera caught it all on video.

--Authorities say water had eroded the ground under the sidewalk and created a huge pit.

A new film titled The Porn Brat Pack featuring Willam Belli, Ryan O'Connor, and Missi Pyle will revisit the hedonistic, drug-fueled days of late porn star Joey Stefano and director Chi Chi LaRue.

The film will chronicle a complex family who lived together, loved together, and in some cases, died together. Belli will play transgender porn star Karen Dior, while O'Connor will portray LaRue, and Pyle has been cast adult entertainment legend Sharon Kane. The role of Stefano has yet to be cast. 

Director-screenwriter Chad Darnell was initially turned down by LaRue, born Larry Paciotti, when he approached the famed porn impresario about making the film about him and his friends. Darnell persisted and was eventually given permission in 2010. Darnell based his screenplay entirely on interviews with the surviving members of the infamous pack: Paciotti, Sharon Kane, Mickey Skee, and Chris Green, among others. Stefano died of a drug overdose in 1994, while Dior, born Geoffrey Gann, died of AIDS-related causes in 2004.

Darnell originally intended to make a film about late porn star Stefano. "I worked as a casting director at Central Casting when I first moved to L.A. and every day I saw a lot of Joey Stefanos come through the doors," he tells The Advocate. "Kids wanting to be famous and then discovering drugs as a way to cope with the lives they created for themselves. Pretending to be someone else in order to be known by everyone. I watched a few of them die. I watched a few of them go on to be some of the biggest stars in the business. You never know what cards you're going to get dealt."

Darnell compares researching his screenplay to going on a spiritual journey. "I even found one of the members in the pack in my church," he reveals. "And I was fascinated by their journeys. Especially Chi Chi, who had a love for someone who could not love him back. I really identified with that. He became one of the biggest producers and directors in the industry, became one of the loudest voices for safe sex in the community, and continues to shape and carve and grow. He's someone who has survived. And the fact that this is a story about addiction and that he's just recently started his journey in sobriety tells me that I'm on the right path and I'm supposed to tell this story. I admire him." 

Darnell expects to begin filming this summer.

Watch a behind-the-scenes promo below.