MILEY CYRUS twerks . . . grinds . . . and makes out with a life-sized Barbie Doll in her weird new video for "We Can't Stop".  And it's SERIOUSLY strange.  Here's a quick rundown of some of the other stuff you see in the video:

A skull made out of French fries . . . a girl pretending to cut her fingers off . . . dancing teddy bears . . . a guy eating a sandwich made of hundred dollar bills . . . taxidermied animals in sunglasses . . . thumb-sucking . . .

A beer bottle piñata . . . a huge pile of bread . . . and a TON of shots of Miley shaking her butt in spandex.

This is kind of random, but at a Red Bull motocross event earlier this month, over 30 riders crashed in the EXACT same spot . . . over and over . . . just piling up on top of each other.

Justin Rose won the U.S. Open yesterday, but there was a pretty sweet moment for Shawn Stefani too:  The first ever hole-in-one at a U.S. Open at the course in Merion, Pennsylvania.  And only the 43rd in U.S. Open history.

His tee shot on the 17th hole went completely over the green, landed in the rough, then slowly trickled back down and into the hole.  His reaction was pretty great too. 

On The Wease Show this morning we discussed the story of Valerie Doods, a 19 year old girl protesting how she was treated in high school.  Here is a video she made...

This is a video you HAVE TO see:  Former NFL star CHAD JOHNSON. . . a.k.a. Chad Ochocinco . . . got arrested IN COURT because he slapped his attorney's backside.

Chad was in a Florida courtroom finalizing a plea agreement for a probation violation . . . and sources say it was a pretty sweet deal for him.  But he messed it up royally.

The judge asked him if he was happy with his attorney, and he said yes.  Then she agreed with him and started praising his lawyer, so Chad thought it would be cool to give the guy a congratulatory pat on the ass. 

Everyone in the courtroom laughed, which made things even worse.  The judge FLIPPED.  She said, quote, "I don't know that you're taking this whole thing seriously . . . is there something funny about what's going on here today?"

Then she REFUSED to accept the deal.  Instead, she ordered Chad to be CUFFED and taken to jail for 30 days.  (Here's video.)

A truck caught fire after hitting a moose in Ontario, Canada on Friday night.  And the truck happened to be hauling FIREWORKS . . . which started going off and forced the road to be closed for over five hours.

There's footage of the fireworks display online.  Both passengers were okay, but there's no word on what happened to the moose.

An ad PAMELA ANDERSON shot for an Australian web company called Crazy Domains has been banned in Britain for being, quote, "Sexist and degrading to women."  That's probably the idea.

In a photo shoot for "Vogue Italia", GISELE BUNDCHEN got some "cupping" done on her naked butt.  And we have video.  (Skip the first 30 seconds if you want to get straight to the cupping.)

Cupping is a procedure where glass cups are placed on the skin using heat or suction to stimulate circulation.

If you haven't seen it yet, check out the video of the two-year-old and his dad singing "Don't Let Me Down" by The Beatles.  He pretty much only knows one line . . . but he NAILS it.

And while his dad plays guitar, he's sitting next to him trying to play a ukulele.

A musician named Jon Marco posted a new music video on YouTube over the weekend.  And you have to watch it if you grew up in the '80s, because the entire thing consists of recreated scenes from a bunch of '80s movies.