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I know McDonald's ain't gourmet, but is it SO bad it makes you want to PUNCH someone?
On Monday night, 23-year-old Luciano Vasquez-Marte of Land O'Lakes, Florida was home while his 21-year-old sister Luisanna got takeout. He asked her to grab some Chinese food, but she went to McDonald's instead.
And when she got home, Luciano was SO MAD about the McDonald's that he started SCREAMING at her. She screamed back, and eventually Luciano PUNCHED his sister in the head.
When the cops came, he explained very calmly, quote, "she brought home McDonald's when she knows [I] like Chinese." He also said his sister was yelling at him that he should be happy she got him anything.
He was arrested for misdemeanor domestic battery.
James Lee Lyons was taken to The Big Dog House after his St. Augustine neighbor reported to authorities that the 52-year-old man had sexually abused his dog, reports WTEV-TV/WAWS ActionNewsJax.com in Jacksonville.
The neighbor also told deputies that he let two of his dogs out before a storm, but only one returned. Later the neighbor saw Lyons carryng his pooch and then noticed the dog had injuries to its rectum and sex organ, according to the report.
Lyons, a registered sexual predator in Florida, was released from prison in June 2011.
Splitting up your stuff after a break-up is never fun. Especially if you're both emotionally attached to some of the items. And apparently that also applies to LESBIAN NAUGHTY NOVELTIES.
23-year-old Ashley Rivera lives in Fort Pierce, Florida. (About 60 miles north of Palm Beach.) And after a rocky one-year relationship, she broke up with her girlfriend and let her grab her belongings from their storage unit.
But apparently the girlfriend snagged a few things that weren't hers: Some important paperwork . . . a pair of handcuffs . . . and THREE STRAP-ONS.
According to a police report filed by Ashley, the items were worth a total of about $300, and she says she owned them before the two started dating.
She also claims her ex wants to get back together, and that she probably took the items specifically so Ashley couldn't use them with anyone else.
At this point, police are looking into possible GRAND THEFT charges. It's not clear why the women were keeping the strap-ons in their storage unit instead of their bedroom.