We're Back, And There's Trouble A-Foot

We start the show with Wease distracted by Marianne's computer screen.  She was posting some stuff to her blog about celebrities with bad feet which lead to a discussion about why famous chicks that want everything else perfect would let their feet go bad.

On Friday a bet was made between Wease and Pauly about which movie would make the most money.. Pauly had "Hangover 3", Wease took "Fast & Furious 6".  Wease wins.  Pauly didn't get a chance to see his choice, but Brooksie went and said it was terrible.

The other big release of the weekend was the entire 4th season of "Arrested Development" coming out on Netflix.  We talk about all the different ways people watch TV and movies with the technology available.

It is also "Gary Coleman Day" on The Wease Show.  The man that played Arnold Drummond died 3 years ago on this date at age 42.

Tools With Sports

In NHL Playoffs the Blackhawks beat the Detroit Red Wings to force game 7 tomorrow night.

The Mets beat the Yankees 2-1 last night, and even Wease may watch tonight's Subway Series game.  Maets phenom Matt Harvey is pitching, and he just read a NY Post article about him and his Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna.

Tools also nails a "This Day In History"...  56 years ago . . . in 1957 -National League club owners voted to let the BROOKLYN DODGERS move to L.A. and to let the NEW YORK GIANTS move to San Francisco.  The Mets were founded five years later to fill the National League void that left in New York.  How crazy would sports radio go today if 2 teams left New York?

Redneck News

Newark Police reported the arrest on Monday (5/20) of a mother and son for the recent printing and distribution of counterfeit $ 20 bills throughout the Southern parts of Wa y n e C o u n t y and into O n t a r i o County.

Arrested were 27 year old

Rodney L. Go­odrich Jr., and his moth­er, 48 year old Tammy M. Kennedy, both of 3274 Ressue Road in Newark.

Newark Officer Aaron Dean is cred ­ited with tracking down the suspects who were both charged with Forgery 1st Degree, Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument 1st, Conspiracy 4th, Scheme to Defraud 2nd and Petit Lar­ceny.

It is alleged Goodrich created near­ly $ 500 in counterfeit bills by using a copier and passing them with his moth­er at fast food res­taurants, convenience stores and garage sales. Both were ar­raigned before Village of Newark Justice, Michael Miller and remanded to the Wayne Coun­ty Jail. Bail was set for Goodrich at $10,000 cash/$20,000 bond. Bail was set for Kennedy at $5,000 cash/$10,000 bond.

Goodrich has cooperated with po­lice and the Secret Service as addition­al arrests are pending.

Rodney L. Goodrich Jr.

Tammy M. Kennedy

State Police out of Williamson re­ported the arrest on Wednesday ( 5/ 20) of Mi­chael K. Hen­derson,

age 30, of Route 96 in the Town of Victor for P o s s e s ­sion of a F o r g e d I n s t r u ­ment in the 2nd D e g r e e , Falsifying Business Records and Grand Larceny in the 4th Degree.

It is alleged Henderson opened an account at the Reliant Credit Union Macedon branch with two forged checks from an old business he had worked for and a personal check on an old closed account in his own name.

Once the checks were deposited, Henderson withdrew $1100 out of the new account based upon the bad checks.

Henderson, who has an extensive police record, was on probation out of Ontario County for a similar scheme. He was arraigned in Macedon Court and remanded to the Wayne County Jail on $3000 cash/$6000 bond...no checks accepted.

Michael K. Henderson

Wease also winds up talking about service in restaurants, and how he and Pauly both get embarrassed when Doreen or Ryann complain about wrong food they've received.  Doreen didn't like that her plate had a pickle touching her food, and she doesn't like pickles.  At a different restaurant Ryann got a chicken wrap without chicken in it.  Marianne is glad they both said something... they deserve to get what they paid for.

Doug With News

- 2 Taken to Hospital After Domestic Stabbing in Penfield

- Teen Had 6 Homemade Bombs

- Questions About Jobs In Bausch+Lomb Sale

- Rescuers Save Newborn From Sewer Pipe

- Construction Watch - 96 in Bushnell’s Basin

A discussion of stuff you can do on the beach during vacation leads Doug to talk about how people are renting jet packs to fly around with like they're Iron Man.

Chasing Mavericks

Talking about stuff like jetpacks, parasailing, hang gliding, etc... reminds Wease to talk about a movie he saw this weekend called " Chasing Mavericks".

Chasing Mavericks is based on the life of surfer Jay Moriarity. It chronicles his quest to surf the big Mavericks wave in Northern California, and Frosty Hesson (Gerard Butler), the local legend who takes him under his wing in order to train him to survive it. In the mid eighties, Jay was introduced to Frosty by his then surfing instructor Kevin Miske. In the course of Moriarty's training, the two surfers form a unique friendship. After he became famous, Moriarity died in a free-diving accident.

Wease cried while watching the movie, and even came close to tearing up while telling us the story.

Singers That Can't Sing

Mariah Carey was on "Good Morning America" on Friday, doing a three-song mini-concert to kick off their summer concert series.  She was fine on the first two songs, but she just bombed on the last one.  But by the time they aired it on the West Coast, they had cleaned up the vocal and made it sound perfect.  Here's the live performance, and then the West Coast version after they fixed it.  (This is her new single "#Beautiful".  She does these super-high notes at the end, which almost no one else in the world can hit.  It's impressive when she does it right, but that day it sounded like she never really got warmed up.)

It's actually a little hard for us to tell how bad she was... we've heard worse.  Wease is reminded of the famous recording of Linda McCartney singing backup vocals on "Hey Jude", and some douche decided to send out tape of her vocals isolated.

Domination

Wease was going thru our box of sex toys during the commercial and finds a remote control bullet vibrator.  Pauly asks if that was something couples would use for a fetish... something to use in public, and one has control over the other.  This leads to talking about other fetishes, domination, S&M, etc....

Bonus Content...  Hair Bras

While discussing sex Pauly asks if even though he's a big supporter of gay rights, and loves homosexual people, does it make him a bad person that it makes him feel uncomfotable to see public displays of affection between guys.  Wease feels the same way, and Marianne mentions it can make her just as uncomfortable to see hetros kissing.

We also wind up talking about bad breath, and how to politely tell people with the problem.  A caller tells a story of a buddy's girlfriend with halitosis, and how at dinner she breathed all over his food, and he couldn't eat it.  

Appetite For Destruction

Guns and Roses is in Buffalo next week, and we learn while giving away a pair of tickets that our listeners can't name another current member of the band besides Axl Rose.

Axl Rose
Dizzy Reed
Tommy Stinson
Chris Pitman
Richard Fortus
Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal
Frank Ferrer
DJ Ashba  

Have you seen what Axl looks like now?  Here's a before and after...

First Date Etiquette

According to a new survey, here are seven things people expect on a first date: 

1.  Women think a guy should text before the date to confirm it's still on for that night. 

2.  Women think the date should be somewhere that's an equal distance from where the two people live . . . guys said to pick a place closer to where SHE lives. 

3.  Guys think they should compliment the woman on how she looks . . . but women say it should be sincere, and not just something vague like "you look good".  

4.  Women think guys should buy them a few drinks . . . but not too many.  Guys said they'd be willing to buy her as many as she wanted.

5.  Women think a guy should spend between $75 and $100.  Guys want to spend less.  They'll spend that much on a SECOND date . . . after finding out if she's interested.

6.  Only 54% of women think a guy needs to walk her to her door afterward.  But 98% of guys said they're DEFINITELY going to . . . to take a shot that she'll invite him in. 

7.  And both men and women agree that if the date went well, the guy should go ahead and try for a kiss on the first date.

Wease, Marianne, and Pauly discuss some of these rules.... like the kissing one. They all agree that the first date might be too soon.  Wease also talks about liking one girl he dated, but he wound up banging her twin sister.  The sex talk also leads to some stories of the guys having erectile dysfunction issues in their pasts.

Tomorrow's Show

Seems like "Hump Day" is coming early this week thanks to the holiday weekend.  More laughs, info, guests, news, sports, prizes, and more.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.  See ya.

Wedding Day

Today is the day Reverend Wease officiates his first wedding, and we're really excited.  Wease had brought in his suit to change into before the ceremony, but he's already got his fancy man shoes on.

We also start  the morning with a couple local stories that are big in the news.  In yesterday's testimony in the Scerbo-Merkle trial for the death of Heather Boyum Wease (and the rest of us) learn that Boyum had a riding partner that witnessed everything.  We hadn't previously heard that.  Read about her emotional testimony here.

Tools With Sports

The NY Rangers beat the Boston Bruins in overtime last night.  Wease spent some time looking for the game on TV and couldn't find it, called John, and learned it was on the business channel CNBC.  What's it doing there?

For some reason there is controversy about Derek Jeter using a fake name at a restaurant, calling himself Phil.  We don't see why this is a big deal.  Not everybody would immediately recognize Jeter, and if someone calling him "Phil" fools one person it's cool.

Wease and Johnny then get into an argument over what good snacks are... John hates raisins and Cheezits, and Wease defends the stuff John hates.  We have such weird arguments on this show... it's like an episode of Cheers in here.

Marshall Fine Film Reviews

A bunch of big flicks this week...

The Hangover Part 3...

The third installment in the wolfpack trilogy picks up two years after the last film.  Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Justin Bartha are all living quiet lives now, but Zach Galiafinakis' character Alan has come off his meds and is still feeling lost.

The guys stage an intervention for Alan, but they're attacked on the way to rehab and Doug is kidnapped by John Goodman's thugs.  And Goodman won't let Doug go until the wolfpack helps to get back the $21 million that Chow stole.

After Chow breaks out of prison, they catch up to him in Tijuana before the four of them return to Las Vegas to resolve their unfinished business.

The returning cast includes Ken Jeong as Chow, Jeffrey Tambor as Alan's dad, and Heather Graham as Stu's first wife, the ex-stripper Jade.

Marsh says... not as bad as the last one, not as good as the first one.

Fast and Furious 6  (really, 6?)....

The Rock asks Vin Diesel to reassemble his crew to help him take down a team of mercenary drivers who've been leaving a trail of bodies across 12 countries. 

Dom's not interested until he finds out that his dead girlfriend Letty is still alive . . . and that she's one of the mercenaries they're hunting.  Michelle Rodriguez plays Letty, and Luke Evans is the villain who's been exploiting her amnesia.

So, Dom agrees to help in exchange for full pardons for himself and the rest of his crew . . . Paul Walker, Ludacris, Tyrese Gibson, Sung Kang, and Isreali minx Gal Gadot.  MMA minx Gina Carano is also in it as a member of The Rock's team.

Right now it's at 75% positive on Rotten Tomatoes... Marshall is in the 25%, calling it perposterous mayhem.

Wease and Pauly have a bet this weekend.  Pauly thinks Hangover will be the #1 movie, Wease has Fast and the Furious.  Wease gives 10:1 odds on a $10 bet.  Tune in after the holiday weekend to see if Pauly wins $100.

Marsh has also seen "Liberace", with Michael Douglas as the famed piano player, and Matt Damon as his boyfriend.  He calls it fantastic and very, very gay.

Doug With News

- Dad Arrested: Allegedy Bodyslammed 6 Year Old Son

- Naples Dentist Jailed For Cheating, Cover-Up

- Brooks Delivers State Of County Address

- Bridge Collapses In Washington State

- Operation Swill... 29 bars and restaurants in NJ were busted selling a mixture of rubbing alcohol and carmel coloring as scotch.  This leads to a long discussion of how this is even possible, who would be involved in this scam, and how people aren't dead from this.

911 Call Gone Bad

Back in August of last year, a woman in Josephine County, Oregon, who chooses to remain unidentified, was raped and attacked by her ex-boyfriend after she called 911 for help.  The police station didn't have enough officers, and they couldn't send one to help her.  She called when her ex was trying to get into her house, and told the dispatcher that he'd attacked her before, and had just gotten out of prison.  The call is making big news now because the city just defeated a ballot that could have prevented something like this from happening.  Here's the woman's 911 call.

Wease talks about how awful this is, and points out how in small rural areas stuff like this is likely to happen.  He was at Lucy's track meet yesterday in Webster when another spectator had a medical issue that needed attention, 911 was called, and there were quickly 4 emergency vehicles were there to take care of the situation.

Wedding Prep

The lesbian wedding being performed by Wease is an hour away, so we go through the various songs, toasts, and other stuff we'll need, from traditional wedding music to Hava Nagila for Wease.

In weird Hollywood news....

AMANDA BYNES was arrested last night after she threw a bong out the window of her 36th-floor New York City apartment.  And that IS part of what she was arrested for.

It all started when the doorman spotted Amanda taking hits off the bong in the lobby of the building and called police.  By the time the cops got there, she was already in her apartment.

They knocked on the door, and when Amanda opened it, they saw the bong.  So she grabbed it and tossed it out the window.  Not surprisingly, police noticed a heavy smell of marijuana inside the apartment.

Amanda was arrested for possession of marijuana, tampering with evidence and reckless endangerment.  Those last two charges were for tossing the bong.

Amanda was taken to Roosevelt Hospital for a PSYCHIATRIC EVALUATION, then to a police station for booking.  She was expected to be held overnight, then appear in court this morning.

TMZ says that before her arrest, Amanda was acting erratically, by doing things like talking to herself.  And she didn't surrender peacefully, she went kicking and screaming and yelling stuff like, quote, "Don't you know who I am?"

Meanwhile, a Hollywood publicist and friend of Amanda's says HE had the cops sent to Amanda's apartment because she was SUICIDAL.

Earlier this week there was a report that Amanda's apartment was a filthy drug den, and that her legs were covered with cuts and bruises.  Supposedly, her mattress was bare, her windows were spray-painted black and she hardly had any furniture.

She denied it and threatened to sue the people who published the story.

Wease wonders if she's such a big star that friends and family are afraid to do an intervention.  How did this former child star get so F'ed up so fast?

Jess And Claire Are Here

Our brides are here, along with their son Aaron looking sharp in his tux.  Wease talks to the ladies about their upcoming nuptials.  The couple are going to Europe next year for an official honeymoon, but are going to Greek Peak this weekend.  Wease tells the famous story about the time he almost drowned on the water slide there.  If you've never seen the video....

The Wedding

... and now the reason we're all here today.  Brother Wease performed his first wedding as a reverend in the Universal Life Church.  Rather than have me tell you about it you can watch it yourself.  Thanks to cameraman Brooksie.

Next Week

Enjoy your holiday weekend, and join us Monday for more fun, information, news, sports, and stories of whatever happens to the members of The Wease Show over the next 90 hours or so.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.  See ya.

Thursday Morning

There was a horrific terrorist attack in southeast London yesterday:  Two men hit a British soldier with their car . . . hacked him to death with knives and meat cleavers . . . then stood around TALKING about it.

One of them even talked to a guy who was filming . . . WHILE he was holding a bloody knife and a bloody meat cleaver in his BLOODY HANDS the entire time.

He said, quote, "The only reasons we killed this man . . . is because Muslims are dying daily . . . you people will never be safe."  And he had what sounded like a British accent.

A bunch of people nearby actually stepped in.  Some surrounded the soldier's body, and a 48-year-old woman named Ingrid Loyau-Kennett even got RIGHT in front of the other terrorist and tried to talk him, to keep him from doing anything else.

Finally the cops got into position, SHOT the two guys, and took them down.  Both of them survived, and neither has been identified.

Ingrid has two sons, and yesterday afternoon, one of them compared her to BRUCE WILLIS in "Die Hard" and called her a, quote, "mother[effing] badass."

Here is a picture of the lady...

Here is audio from the terrorist

and here we hear from the hero...

Tools With Sports

Pauly is disgusted this morning... Lebron hit a game winning shot with time running out against Indiana.

In hockey the Penguins blew out Ottawa.

Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco Jr. has been accused of sexual assault in Las Vegas, in an investigation that the former baseball slugger made public with postings on a social media website claiming that a woman falsely accused him of rape. 

Word about the investigation became public after Canseco posted information about it on the social media network Twitter. He said Las Vegas police had just left his house.

The postings — including the name and workplace of a woman — generated an immediate outcry from others who posted comments deriding Canseco. Some of the information was later removed.

Wease liked Jose's move.... says he's on "Team Canseco" for this one. 

Golfer SERGIO GARCIA has issued a second . . . and much more sincere . . . apology for his "fried chicken" remark about TIGER WOODS.  He called it, quote, "totally stupid and out of place" . . . and added, quote, "I feel sick about it, and I'm truly, truly sorry.  I hope we can move on."

Wease and Tools debate political correctness, racism, and the "fried chicken" remark that lead to Sergio's problems.  Wease talks about the Jewish jokes he put up with over the years.

Rent Wease's House

This story of out-of-towners looking for places to stay has Wease considering renting out his house for the week.  Rich golf fans, and the golfers themselves, will be willing to pay a pretty penny for nice accomodations.  Pauly may also jump on.... he has a nice place in a hip area, and can also include his guard dog Walter in the deal.

Bonus Content... Babes In Body Paint

Sean Carroll

13 WHAM's Sean Carroll calls in to update us on the trial of the people accused of running over and killing teacher Heather Boyum.  Yesterday Sean heard emotional audio of the 911 call after Heather was struck.  He also talks about how many people are attending the trial, including many friends and family of Boyum, and how much of an impact she had on the community.  We also discuss the many possibilities of punishment if Scerbo and Merkel are found guilty.

Sean also talks about his early morning routine of jogging, taking care of his pets, and a kid he knew in high school that tried passing counterfiet money.

Doug With News

- Terror In London

- Canandaigua Woman Stabbed Husband In Back

- Boy Scout Leaders To Vote On Lifting Gay Ban

- Interactive Art Hits The Memorial Art Gallery

Ricky Gervais Is Our Hero

Our favorite celebrity  story of the day...

Avowed atheist RICKY GERVAISis making fun of celebrities who are asking for prayers for Oklahoma tornado victims.

He re-Tweeted a message from MTV that said, quote, "Beyoncé, Rihanna & Katy Perry send prayers to #Oklahoma #PrayForOklahoma."

Then he added, quote, "I feel like an idiot now . . . I only sent money."  He also Tweeted instructions for people who want to help.

After getting some flak on Twitter, Ricky said, quote, "Praying for something but not doing anything to make it happen has the same effect as writing to Santa & not letting mummy read the letter."

The tornado talk leads to a discussion of conspiracy theorist Alex Jones blaming the storm on the government, and Wease getting into a political argument with a listener that gives creedence to Jones' crazy theories.

Lilac Festival Controversy

We address the idiots that are somehow blaming promoter Jeff Springut for the one night of problems at The Lilac Fest.  It's not like the thugs said "Hey, I hear Springut is in charge, let's go mess with him.".  Even the promoter who had done the festival in the past called to defend Springut, and talked about problems he had the previous year.  Jeff coincidentally showed up in studio because a golf cart got stolen from the festival.  One of our listeners saw it at Village Gate.

Dan Mason

Rochester Red Wings GM Dan Mason joins us in studio to talk about the team's upcoming homestand over the holiday weekend.  Should be a great weather weekend to catch a ballgame.

Dan also talks about last weeks Field Of Dreams game, which guys were awesome (Rickey Henderson), and which guys weren't as awesome (maybe Reggie Jackson).  He also weighs in on the debate we've had with Ditullio this week about whether to attend Game 7 of ALCS or be in the dugout of the Pepsi Max game.  Danny picks the Field Of Dreams game.

Geezers Vs. Douchebags

The Douches score a win this week... we're pretty sure Brooksie cheated on at least 1 question, but that still counts.

From the Dbags to Geezers...

Terrible news.. Paris Hilton has actually been signed by a record label and has a new album set to drop this summer.   Who’s record label signed her?  (A- Lil’ Wayne & Birdman’s Cash Money/Young Money.. )  Even though Billy read it this morning it didn't stick in his brain.

What’s the name of the chick from Teen Mom who’s sex tape broke Kim Kardashian’s first day downloads record?  (A- Farrah Abraham.. )  Got it.

According to The Billboard Hot 100 this is the #1 song in the country (play clip).  Can you give me artist and title for half a point each?  (A- Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore.. )  Nope

From the Geezers to Douchebags

1.  NBA star Dwayne Wade made news a couple weeks ago when he wore Capri Pants.  He didn't look as good in them as Mary Tyler Moore did when she played Laura Petrie on this classic sitcom.  What is the show?  Brooksie cheated and got it right.... The Dick Van Dyke Show

2.  A davenport is a common household item, but I don't think that term is used anymore.  What is the more common name for the davenport?  A couch or sofa

3.  The album Tapestry has sold almost 30 million copies.  What artist recorded this classic collection of songs.  Didn't get Carole King.

Bon Jovi Bitterness

There may be beef between JON BON JOVI and RICHIE SAMBORAafter all, because Richie does NOT seem happy with Jon right now.

It all started back in April, when the band announced that Richie had left due to "personal issues."  There were rumors that Richie had fallen off the wagon again, but he insisted he was fine.

Ever since then, EVERYONE has been asking Jon what's up . . . and every time, Jon says things like:  Richie is still in the band, it was his decision to leave, he's still dealing with a "personal matter," we don't know when he'll be back.

Well, out of nowhere, Richie's CLAWS have come out, and he's attacking Jon.

He tells Britain's "Daily Mail", quote, "I don't have any major problems in life right now, I love my fans, and I feel bad for them at the moment.  Bottom line.  My opinion is Jon wants to see if he can pull off stadiums by himself.

"He is making it very difficult for me to come back.  Enough with the trash talking!  Jon needs to stop talking about me publicly.  I'm fine.  I'm working very hard on my fashion company 'Nikki Rich' and this is a private matter."

Richie is apparently upset with an interview Jon gave to the "London Evening Standard". . . when he suggested that Richie was absent for the same reason he was two years ago:  When he went to rehab for alcohol abuse.

He also implied that Richie WAS replaceable.  Jon said, quote, "It's getting more and more difficult every day to not just sit here and say something, because all I can say is this:  'It's for personal reasons.'

"He's been through it before, fortunately for us the same guy who filled in last time [in 2011] was available this time.  Life goes on.

"If someone chooses not to be here . . . unlike if this were, God forbid, THE EDGE, and he for some reason couldn't make a U2 show, [then] it would be very difficult to just step in.

"You have a choice . . . you either figure it out, go and grow, not only survive but thrive.  Or, you say, 'I hate my brother and I'm gonna quit the band.'"

(Is Jon suggesting that The Edge is BETTER than Richie?  Or that he's more vital to his own band than Richie is to Bon Jovi?  Either way, that seems kinda cold, doesn't it?)

Tomorrow's Show

Friday Show made even bigger tomorrow... Reverend Wease will be officiating his first wedding at 10am to Jess and Claire.  We'll also be getting movie reviews from Marshall Fine, plus Tools, Doug, and tons more infuntainment.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

Corporate Challenge Controversy

Last night was the JP Morgan Chase Corporate Challenge, in which 11,000 ran.  Clear Channel had a large team, with the Wease Show represented by Marianne, Pauly, and Brooksie... well, Marianne and Brooksie.  Turns out Pauly showed up planning on running/walking, but upon seeing a few people from our company hanging back to watch people's possessions Pauly decided to stay with them.  Did I mention that food and beverages were also available at the homebase.  

Marianne finished the 5k run 29 minutes, Brooksie in 33 minutes, and Pauly had a bunch of sandwiches and beers.  Marianne is even more impressive because she biked 6 miles just to get to the race, and 6 miles home in a huge thunder/hailstorm. Check out some video of the storm just as it was hitting, taken by @Scotty_Brooks.

Pauly also had a situation where he tried to use a porta potty he wasn't supposed to, and a lady busted him, telling him he had to go somewhere else.  She obviously didn't know who she was dealing with... when Pauly has to use a bathroom get out of his way.  Wease wishes he was there to argue for Pauly, and use the forbidden bathroom himself.

Tools With Sports

- NBA Star Kevin Durant Makes Million Dollar Tornado Pledge

- Cavs Win NBA Darft Lottery (one thing Pauly can be happy about)

The big news is the continuing feud between Sergio Garcia and Tiger Woods...

Attending an awards dinner for the European Tour, Sergio Garcia was asked if he was planning on having Tiger Woods over for dinner during the U.S. Open considering the way the two had gone at each other since the Players Championship, and his response went from a war of words to downright ignorant.

Garcia, channeling his inner Fuzzy Zoeller, said, "We will have him around every night. We will serve fried chicken."

Garcia later apologized...

"I apologize for any offense that may have been caused by my comment on stage during The European Tour Players' Awards dinner. I answered a question that was clearly made towards me as a joke with a silly remark, but in no way was the comment meant in a racist manner."

We love Tiger's response to all this...

...and if you saw the Fuzzy Zoeller reference earlier, and don't remember what he said... Back in 1997 Fuzzy Zoeller made the same joke when someone asked him about how Tiger was playing.  And that time it was DEFINITELY racist.

Small Penis Contest

Perhaps this is a step toward the day when men will no longer be ashamed of having a MICROPENIS.

A bar called Kings County Bar in Brooklyn, New York just announced they're going to hold a contest to find the man with the SMALLEST PENIS.

The contest is on Saturday, July 20th, and it's open to any man.  You won't have to be nude . . . it's going to work like a wet t-shirt contest, where they spray water on your tighty-whiteys to give everyone a look at what you've got.

They know some guys with LARGE packages will enter to try to show off, so there's a penalty in place.  If you've got over eight inches, you're immediately disqualified and have to buy the judges a round of drinks.

The winner . . . or loser, depending on how you look at it . . . will get a crown and a cash donation to the charity of their choice.  "Myself" IS considered a legit charity in this case.

Marianne bets that there is a group of women that have a small penis fetish.  We have yet to meet one of these women.  This leads Wease to remind us that soon he will be doing the experiment where Dr. Madeb will come in and give him a shot used for guys with medical conditions that prevent them from getting erections... guys that Viagara doesn't work on.  Pauly will be setting up the date, and it'll happen soon.

Here's a little something to look at to see if you're working properly.... Hot Women In Hot Tubs

Marianne's Body Revolution

In the fall of 2012, Lady Gaga responded to harsh criticism about her body by posting a picture of herself in her underwear. She asked her fans to do the same and said, "May we make our flaws famous...and thus redefine the heinous."

Inspired by her "Body Revolution", a group of stand-up comics got together to embrace their flaws...on camera.

One of those comedian's is our very own Marianne Sierk.  She tells us about the making of the video, the other people involved, and how she grew up with eating disorders that she has overcome.

Doug With News

- Henrietta Crash 2 Seriously Hurt

- Teens Moving From Facebook To Twitter

- Emily Good Launches Campaign For Sherriff

- Yogurt Plant Coming To Batavia

Judging People

Wease addresses 2 instances of people we know being wrongly judged.

First, Wease answers an email he got yesterday that is against the lesbian wedding is performing this Friday.  We don't understand how in 2013 anyone can be against marrying 2 people that love each other the way Jess and Claire do.

Wease also got an email regarding Marianne.  He's been looking at her on the webcam, and think she looks a little chunky.  Where is the athletic body he expects from the star of the Chase Corporate Challenge?  Let's see a pic of you and compare you to Marianne...

What Your Favorite Drink Says About You

Someone on Reddit posed a question to bartenders: "What do drink orders say about people?"

The responses that followed are enlightening and pretty hilarious.

Kamikaze:I have no idea what to order.

Long Island: I'm here to get f***ed.

Shot of Fernet: I'm from San Francisco.

Shot of Grey Goose, chilled: I have no idea what I'm doing.

Jäger Bombs: It's my new fuckin' hair cut!

Apple-tini: I don't like the taste of alcohol.

Johnny Walker Blue: I have more money than sense; I hope it impresses you.

Sazerac: I know what I'm doing.

White Russian: I have never worked in a bar before, so I possess a fool-hearted confidence that the milk in your reach-in has not expired.

Patron Margarita: I wish to spend $12 on a drink that will taste exactly the same as its $8 counterpart.

Rail Tequila: I'm here to blackout and get butt-f***ed by a stranger.

Hennessy and Coke: "Can you guys play some rap music?"

PBR: Hipsters don't tip.

Gin Rickey: I just read The Great Gatsby for the first time.

Vodka Redbull: I'm gonna butt-f*** a blacked-out stranger tonight.

Cuba Libre: I'm too cool to say rum and Coke.

Red Eye: I just saw Cocktail for the first time.

Blue Moon: I'm a girl. "Can I get two orange slices?"

Three Wise Men: I'm gonna fight someone tonight.

B***job: "OMG! It's my bachelorette party--woo-hoo!"

Sex With an Alligator: I want to watch you fail at layer shots.

A shot of X split Y ways: I am from South Carolina.

Rail Vodka: My ID is fake.

Martini: "Oh . . . um . . . gin, I guess. NO, NO, NO! Vodka. Yeah. Shaken. Um . . . dirty? Whichever way has olives."

This list leads Wease into the story of the time he saw a guy pour a beer into a girl's vajayjay and drink it.  This can't be healthy, and has Wease and Marianne talking about spreading diseases like HPV.

Ask Wease

An emailer has a situation and wants Wease's advice.  The writer has a girlfriend who has gained over 50 pounds since they started dating... what should he do?  Wease addresses this from a couple different sides.

Wease understands why the guy is upset, and suggests he should talk to her, and try and help her lose weight if she wants.  But he also talks about the double standard guys have, and how they can let themselves get out of shape, and not expect their wives or girlfriends to be turned off.

Male HPV

We revisit the HPV conversation from a couple sets ago, and call Dr. Ralph Madeb.  He tells us of his experiences treating men with the affliction, and what the symptons are, and what your junk will look like if you wait too long to check it out (comparisons to cauliflower and popcorn kernels on your penis are mentioned).  It's not pretty... Marianne looked up some NSFW PICS that gross us all out.  Here's one vague enough to put here...

Ask Wease Continued

A listener wants Wease's thoughts on how her daughter will react to the freedom she will get when she goes to college.  The girl is an introvert, hasn't dated, experimented with alcohol, or acted out rebeliously.  Wease brings up stories of kids that have gone wild once free from parental guidance, but some kids are naturally quiet and may stay that way.

How does Wease feel that a Canadaigua school has told kids not to where sleeveless shirts to prevent sunburn during recess?  One word... Ridiculous!!!

A single 34 year old woman wonders if her (and Marianne) are single because when she goes out to a club she is outspoken and funny.  Are guys intimidated by women like that?  There are plenty of guys that like loud funny women.... Wease is one of them.  Maybe she isn't as funny or cute as she thinks she is.

Toes/Easy Pass

Wease has some more comments about the red light camera ticket he got yesterday, and gets advice from listeners, and how to avoid getting one in the future.  Try not going through red lights.  This leads to "Easy Pass" talk, and how people have gotten tickets for going through toll booths too fast, and for going from exit-to-exit to fast.  Pauly got his Easy Pass suspended for 30 days for going to fast.

There's a 38-year-old aspiring model in England who hated that her second and third toes were so LONG.  She wanted TOE REDUCTION SURGERY, but didn't have the $7,500 to pay for it.  So she STOLE a credit card and used it to pay for the surgery.  Now she's on trial for fraud and conspiracy to commit fraud.  This is her...

Wease mentions how he likes to see a pretty foot on a chick, and leads to another discussion of females flaws being judged by men.  We get a call from a listener who last called us in February and got her feelings hurt when Wease made a joke about her weight.  She said she tried to not listen because he was wo upset, but loves him so much she couldn't not listen. 

Tomorrow's Show

Back tomorrow with God knows what... who knew we'd talk about genital warts today?  For sure we'll have Geezers vs. Dbags, Red Wings GM Dan Mason stops by to tell us what's coming us at Frontier Field, Tools, Doug, and much more.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.  See ya.

Oklahoma

Yesterday afternoon, at 2:56 P.M. Central, a tornado touched down in Moore, Oklahoma . . . which is a city just south of Oklahoma City.  And it was NOT a normal tornado.

This tornado was TWO MILES wide, and its winds were up to 200 miles-per-hour.  It destroyed every building in its path . . . including an elementary school with children inside.

As of the latest reports, 51 people are dead . . . including at least 20 children . . . and 145 people are in the hospital.

We don't have an official count, but at least dozens of buildings and homes were destroyed.  The local NBC station called it, quote, "the biggest, most destructive tornado in history."

They probably meant in the history of the state . . . because other tornados have been more powerful and caused more deaths . . . but that's still extremely significant.

This is reportedly a photo of the tornado as it hit Moore.

and one of our favorite pieces of audio is a lady that was reunited with her dog live during a TV interview...

Tools With Sports

We go back to a question Wease asked Johnny yesterday... would he rather sit in the stands at game 7 of ALCS, or in the dugout at the Field Of Dreams game (like he did).  Tools sticks to his choice of ALCS, but did say his highlight of the Pepsi game was Rickey talking to him in 3rd person like on the David Cross comedy bit.

Wease stops to ask Brooksie a question about a traffic light on Culver and East... is there a red light camera there, or was the flash Wease saw (hopefully) lightning.  We think Wease got busted... this means he now has tickets in NY, Florida, and Ohio for going through a red light.  He says he wants to go to court to try and talk logic to them... those cameras shouldn't count that early in the morning.

Redneck News

State Police in Williamson reported the arrest of Steven W. Sherman, age 32, of Sergeant Street in Sodus for one count of Petit Larceny. It is alleged Sherman entered Paton’s Marketplace in Sodus and stole a package of meat by hiding it in a hoodie. An employee witnessed the theft and it was con­firmed on security surveillance. He was charged with Petit Larceny and turned himself in to the Court when he learned there was a warrant out for his arrest

Jonathan D. Snider

The next story is of special interest to Wease because the guy that was beat up (Ronnie Mack) is a friend of Wease's... we give him a call.  He says a few of the details in the newspaper story are wrong, but he did get some scrapes, bruises, and a black eye.  Wease suggest to Ronnie that he close his bar earlier to keep out the riff raff.

The Newark Police Department reported the arrest of two men after re­sponding to a fight involving as many as 10 peo­ple.

On Friday (5/17) at 2:22am, Newark Sergeant Jim Thomson and Officer Brandon Salerno were dispatched to Tommy’s Tavern, at the corner of Murray Street and East Pearl Street for a fight involving a large group of people. Upon arrival, the pa­trols learned that the manager of the bar, Ron­ald Mack, was hit in the head with a beer bottle by Loirmus Desius and was­ severely cut on the face.

The fight then moved to the park­ing lot where Mack was struck over the head with a metal chair by Alexander Clack. Both men were arrested for Assault 2nd while Mack was transported to Newark Wayne Community Hospital by Newark Volunteer Ambulance.

Loirmus Desius, age 23, of 111 Ge­neva Street in Lyons and 22 year old Alexander L. Clack, of 38 Lawrence Street in Lyons, were both charged with Assault in the 2nd Degree.

Desius also had initially given po­lice an incorrect name and was charged with Criminal Impersonation in the 2nd Degree.

It was also learned that Desius was wanted on two warrants of Felo­ny Criminal Contempt in Lyons and Clyde.

Both subjects were arraigned be­fore Village Justice William Schusler and remanded to the Wayne County Jail. Bail was set for Loirmus Desius at $10,000/$20,000 and for Alexander Clack at $ 2,500/$ 5,000 with a reap­pearance on Wednesday, May 22, 2013.

Loirmus Desius

Alexander Clack

As Krystle M. Harrison and her boyfriend were lying in bed Wednesday evening,  the 19-year-old Bradenton woman began touching him, wanting to have sex, according to an arrest affidavit from the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

The couple have been dating for about 3 years and have a child together, according to the arrest report.

After the beau turned Harrison down -- several times -- she grabbed him and bit his penis, the affidavit stated.

The boyfriend then pushed Harrison away and went outside, where she continued to argue with him and scratched his chest, the deputy reported.

The boyfriend refused to complete a sworn affidavit and told the deputy that he didn't want to "press charges" against his girlfriend, who was then taken to the slammer.

Krystle Harrison

Doug With News

- Woman Rescued From Pavillion Home Fire

- Bomb Squad, Hazmat, Respond To RIT

- Grandmother Struck During Drive-by Shooting

- Running For YMCA... Chase Corporate Challenge

Jess And Claire

Joining us in studio are Jess and Claire, the two women that Wease will be marrying this Friday in his first ceremony as a minister in the

Universal Life Church.  Wease asked them to come up this morning so he could meet them ahead of time, and learn a little bit about them.

Wease's main question is at the end of the ceremony what does he say... "I now pronounce you ____ and ____ ".  They hadn't thought about it.  Some listeners suggest "Partners For Life".

They tell Wease how they met, the 10 year son they have with the help of a friend sperm donor, and argue about the attractiveness of a bowtie.

They're still deciding if they will share a last name, if it will be hyphenated, or if they'll keep their own names.  They're leaning towards the latter, just to avoid paperwork.

Bowties Are Back

Carrying over from the last set, the conversation goes back to the supposed hipness of bowties.  Supposedly there is a movement of Dr. Who fans who are trying to bring back the bowtie.

Wease also goes through his box of sex toys to find appropriate wedding gifts for Jess and Claire, who explain to us why some of these things are intimidating to women.  One of the owners of Ontario Video and News calls to give us tips, and cleaning advice for the dildos.

In a lesbian marriage are both "Wimmen's Crazy"?  They take turns being the crazy one and which one is the a-hole of the relationship.

Bonus Content.... Double The Pleasure

East End Festival

Wease is joined in studio by John Hutchings, the organizer of The East End Festival, who is here to tell us what is going on this year.  There will be one big blowout this year on East Ave. on Fri. June 14th with 4 stages.  Bands will be announced later today, but Marianne is trying to book the band she is forming with Doug Emblidge, "Black Jesus and the Pee Pee Cups".  The $5 cover charge will give you entertainment, and access to all the food and beverages you can stand.

R.I.P Ray Manzarek

Ray Manzarek, the keyboard player for The Doors died yesterday and it gave us a reason to play one of our favorite bits... "Doors Fan" by Bruce McCullough from Kids In The Hall.

Will Marianne Puke?

About 15-20 minutes ago Marianne drank some fish oil she got from a health food store... now she feels like she is gonna puke.  Wease takes a big swig to prove it's all in her head, and even Pauly takes a drink.  Marianne is sure she's gonna be sick, and it's starting to crawl into Pauly's head.  We'll see what happens.

Wease tells us about the busy day he had yesterday.  It started with the show, then an argument upstairs with management that included Wease loudly using the C word to describe Lonsberry.  After that was a stop at a hippie store in the South Wedge, impulse purchases of stuff he can't do without, going to Park Ave. for lunch and can't find parking.  This is where the rest of us tap out for the day... this is a full day for us.

Emergency phone calls, his daughter's track meet that he doesn't want to be at (he loves that his daughter has activities, and gets to shuck with her friends... he just doesn't want to watch her talk to her friends), a doctor's appointment, talked to his buddy Opie who is coming to town for a funeral, out to Canandaigua to the Wine and Culinary Center, talking, texting, taking care of situations, missing his exit going home adds to time in his day.  Dinner with Opie at Tony D's (yes his 3rd meal of the day, and hasn't been home yet), and we're about 8pm I think.

After his wacky day you'd think Wease had had enough, and would skip poker.  Of course not.  We're shocked to find out things didn't go well.  He should've been sharp as a tack.  At least he made a good enough comeback to payback the $400 he borrowed after he lost.

Tomorrow's Show

Can Wease top yesterday?  We'll find out.  Plus Doug, Tools, "Ask Wease", and discussion of everything that happens between now and 6am tomorrow.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

No Money Monday

None of us won the Powerball this weekend... no one on the Wease Show even won a little extra spending cash on The Preakness.  The experts all said to bet on Kentucky Derby winner Orb... the experts were wrong.  Oxbow was the winner.  Watching the race made Wease miss the HBO horseracing drama "Luck" that got cancelled become some horses died.

Pauly wonders if the horses know they're in a race, or just out running with their buddies.  Marianne asks if jockies have groupies.  Everyone has groupies, proven by the fact that the Boston Marathon Bomber has chicks that want to bang him.

Tools With Sports

The big discussion today is the time John spent at the PepsiMax Field Of Dreams Challenge.  John was the "manager" of the American League team featuring Reggie Jackson, Wade Boggs, Pedro Martinez, Rickey Henderson, and Frank Thomas.  Tools wanted to do a bit where he was gonna visit Pedro on the mound to give him some advice, but he didn't have the guts.  Here's Boggs making some fans happy...

Go HERE for a ton of great pictures from the game.

We discuss people wanting autographs, and how many people go not because they're baseball fans, but because of "celebrity".

In other news, The Knicks lost to the Pacers.  Indiana will now face the Miami Heat.  Marianne says for the underdog to win they'll have to focus and take one game at a time.

Lilac Fest Trouble

Pauly and Ryann were at The Lilac Festival this Saturday night.  It was the 4th time they'd gone this year, but unfortunately this time there were some problems just before they got there, creating a bad vibe.  Kids went that night deciding to cause trouble, and while the most major of the issues were outside of the park, there were still problems inside.  Pauly did manage to say something to a 13 year old wiseass because he was bigger than the kid.  Googs felt badly that so much police was on hand too.  It'd been such a great event, it's too bad that a bad taste is left in people's mouth towards the end.

Pauly also took a trip to the new East Ave Wegmans on it's opening day, where his large amounts the food broke the scale/cash register.  Ok, maybe it wasn't really his stuff, and just a coincidence, but I'd like to think it was the mountain of mashed potatoes.

Doug With News

- Arrests, Officers Injured After Fights Outside Lilac Festival

- Woman Seriously Hurt In Chili Crash

- Lawmaker Accused Of Sex Harassment to Resign Monday

- East Ave Wegmans Open

Wease also tells us about a huge dog he saw over the weekend... a listener tells him that it was an Irish Wolf Hound.

This leads to a discussion of what you'd feed a dog this big, and a guy calls to tell us how he doesn't give his canine dog food, giving him veggies, raw chicken, and other people food.

Madge Madigan

Author Madge Madigan joins us in studio to talk about her book "When Life Gives You Lemons At Least You Won't Get Scurvy".  Madge is a humorist who describes herself as a cross between Erma Bombeck and Kathy Griffin, and has graduated from the School Of Hard Knocks.  She's overcome an abusive marriage, homelessness, and more.

Madge gives us her thoughts on everything from fake breasts to raising kids, tells us about the time NBA star Steve Nash felt her up, and tries to give Wease advice about problems at home involving child discipline.  Surprisingly, Wease wants to be stricter with the kids, and thinks Doreen spoils them too much.

Billboard Music Award

The Billboard Music Awards were last night, and Wease just happened to tune in as the guy from 80's group A-Ha was singing with Pitbull and Christina Aguleria.

"The 2013 Billboard Music Awards" took place last night.  It's like The Grammys.  But even fewer people care.

A-ha singer Morten Harket joined Christina Aguilera and Pitbull to sing "Feel this Moment".  Partly because the song samples "Take on Me".  Partly because Pitbull likes helping the homeless.

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis won Best Rap for "Thrift Shop".  Now the fun really begins:  how long can they milk one hit before they have to shop in a real one?

J-Lo performed "Live it Up" with Pitbull.  It's as close as a Puerto Rican and a Cuban are ever gonna get without breaking into a knife fight.

Psy and Tracy Morgan performed a dance off.  I'm not sure who won.  But I definitely know who lost:  me . . . for watching.

Fun. won for Top Rock Artist.  Their acceptance speech was ridiculously shorter than it needed to be.  Just like their pants.

One Direction won for Best Group . . . you want to punch in the face.

Prince and Madonna both made appearances.  Which made some confused viewers think they had accidentally tuned into a rerun of "I Love the '80s".

Chris Brown performed martial arts moves while singing "Fine China".  The moves were so realistic that Rihanna spent the entire song ducking.

Let me be the first to say it was nice to see Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift finally get a little media attention.

Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars competed for the Milestone Award . . . because apparently, we've given up on musicians surviving beyond the age of 28.

Taylor Swift called her fans the best relationship she's ever had.  Then she dumped them and griped about how self-centered they were in a new song.

Nicki Minaj and Lil' Wayne teamed up for the song, "High School".  Because "High School Drop Outs" would have been too on the nose.

Nicki Minaj gave Lil' Wayne a lap dance during their performance of "High School".  Wayne obviously liked it because his eyes rolled up in his head.  Or was that another seizure?

We get a call from a fan in a group home who is looking for a jewish chick to take on a date.  Matt was a lot of fun to talk to.... he agrees with Marianne when Wease asks him if he's ever bought some peach.  He's not doing that.

Our favorite moment of the night was when pop star Miguel accidentally kicked a fan in the head while trying to jump from the stage to a walkway...

East Ave. Wegmans

Earlier this morning Wease mentioned how he wish he knew the nut who was the first person in line at the East Ave Wegmans yesterday morning when it opened.  Turns out he does know the guy... Alan Davidson of Brighton is a huge Bills fan that used to go on trips with Wease to Miami for football games.  Alan calls us, but seems to be "phone-challenged" and can can't seem to keep from pushing buttons while talking to us.

Vin Diesel Make Us Furious Faster

There's a reason why all we ask of VIN DIESELis that he drive fast cars and look good in a wife-beater:  There's probably not a lot more we can expect from him.

Case in point:  Vin thinks GUYS in Hollywood are under way more pressure to stay in shape than women are.  He tells "Men's Fitness", quote, "Hollywood is more concerned about its male actors being in shape than its female actors."

(Really?  Two words, Vin:  KEVIN JAMES.  Big fat guy whose love interests have included Leah Remini, Jayma Mays and Salma Hayek, to name a few.  Case closed.)

Ironically, though, staying in such good shape has also LIMITED Vin's career.  He says, quote, "Being a physical presence will rule you out of a lot of roles.  I couldn't have done [a movie like] 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' with that physical presence.

"But I like it as part of me;  it's part of what I represent, and I think if Humphrey Bogart were around today he'd be a lot bigger."

Bonus Content... Check out The Babe Of The Day (and yesterday, and the day before that, and tomorrow.  Lots Of Babes!!!!

Tomorrow's Show

Back tomorrow with more infotainment... Redneck News, Tools, Doug, and whatever happens in our lives (and yours) over the next 24 hours.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. 

TGIF

Wease starts the morning with a "This Day In History" that caught his eye...

13 years ago . . . in 2000 - THE EAGLES sued the "HOTEL CALIFORNIA" restaurant in Addison, Texas, for trademark violation.  The two sides settled, and the restaurant changed its name to the Baja California Grill. 

This reminded Wease of a situation that happened in Rochester about 20 years ago, when the Academy Awards sued a restaurant owned by a friend of his called "Oscars", which featured movie memorabilia.

Wease also talks about the story of a local man busted for DWI on his lawnmower, and how the doofus admitted to smoking pot.  Hilarious audio from the guy and his mom.

Tools With Sports (And Funny Names)

The man with the greatest name in sports history is no longer with us.  Former NASCAR driver DICK TRICKLE committed suicide yesterday.  He was 71.

Trickle reportedly shot himself at Forest Lawn Cemetery in North Carolina shortly after noon yesterday. 

Police say Trickle called the local dispatcher and said they'd find his body there.

Emergency vehicles were sent to the cemetery, where they found Trickle's body next to his truck.  He left a suicide note, but the contents have yet to be revealed.

Talking about Dick Trickle leads to a discussion of athletes, friends, and caller aquaintances with funny names...

#5 – Chubby Cox

Fun Fact: Cox was born John Arthur Cox III, but if your last name is Cox, you may as well just go for full humiliation.

#4 – Ivana Mandic

Fun Fact: Ivana's twin brother is named Ihava.

#3 – Dick Trickle

Fun Fact: If Dick Trickle is greenish or painful, he should see a doctor.

#2 – Rusty Kuntz

Fun Fact: A remedy for Rusty Kuntz is a bit of Dick Trickle.

#1 – Lucious Pusey

Fun Fact: Everyone agrees that Lucious Pusey is better than Rusty Kuntz.

Tools also says don't bet on tonight's Knicks game... too close to call.

John also agrees with Phil Jackson that Michael Jordan is better than Kobe Bryant.  In a new book that comes out next week, former NBA coach PHIL JACKSON finally answers the question people have been asking him for years:  He now admits MICHAEL JORDAN was better than KOBE BRYANT.  Jackson gives Michael the edge on offense, defense and as a team leader.

Join John tomorrow as he broadcasts live from Frontier Field for the Pepsi Max Field Of Dreams game.

Marshall Fine Film Reviews

Star Trek: Into Darkness...

The second J.J. Abrams movie starts off with Kirk violating the Prime Directive in order to save Spock from dying in an active volcano, but it quickly moves on to a hunt for a rogue Star Fleet agent who attacks Star Fleet from within.

The villain in this one is Benedict Cumberbatch, from the BBC series "Sherlock".  For months there'd been speculation that he's playing Khan, but all Paramount would admit is that he's an "intergalactic terrorist" named John Harrison.

However, if you go to IMDB, they DO list him as Khan so read into that what you will . . . or just ask the office Trekkie who stood in line for yesterday's midnight opening.

After attacking Earth, the terrorist retreats to a Klingon planet and the Enterprise has to risk violating Klingon space to hunt him down.  "Robocop's" Peter Weller plays the Star Fleet Admiral who sends Kirk after him.

The returning cast is Chris Pine as Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Spock, Karl Urban as Dr. McCoy, Zoe Saldana as Uhura, Simon Pegg as Scotty, John Cho as Sulu, Anton Yelchin as Chekov, and Bruce Greenwood as Admiral Christopher Pike.

Alice Eve shows off a nice bit of skin as Kirk's love interest, Dr. Carol Marcus.  Carol was the woman who secretly gave birth to Kirk's son in the original timeline.

As we discussed yesterday  Wease HATED it, with a capital HATED!!!  What did Marsh think?  Does he agree with Wease?  Nope.  Marsh thought the new Star Trek was a ton of fun, well acted, and well written.  Wease thinks maybe he went into the movie with a bad attitude, kind of grumpy, with low expectations, and it colored his opinion.  That's hard to believe.

Also a long discussion of The Hangover 3, coming out soon.  Pauly was hoping it'd have the same plot as the first two, and disappointed to find out this won't be the case.  Wease and Marsh compare it to other movie and TV comedies, and what makes people laugh.  After Marshall hangs up the conversation continues with Wease and Marianne disagreeing over whether it's harder to make people laugh with scripted comedy, or adlibbed. 

Doug With News

- Earthquake Strikes Canada

- Unemployment Rate Drops In New York

- Baseball Greats At Frontier Field

Craig Shoemaker

Our new favorite comedian Craig Shoemaker is back, and has a lot to say about a story Wease read out of the NY Post.  The newspaper writer flipped out when an audience member at a play refused to stop texting, and talking to her friends.  The guy took her phone and threw it, causing a ruckus.  Craig can't applaud this behavior enough, and talks about the rudeness of people nowadays, and their inability to realize their bad behavior.

Be Craig's Father

Craig talks about growing up without a father, and how as a kid he wrote letters to celebrities he wanted to be his dad, including baseball player Tim McCarver and the notoriously gay comedian Paul Lynde (another excellent impression from Craig).

The Paul Lynde story leads to Craig telling us stories about being a regular on Whoopi Goldberg's version of The Hollywood Squares.  Did you know Whoopi got her name because she farts so much?

Craig Shoemaker: Prince Of The Poconos

As we mentioned ealier, Craig Shoemaker's father left when he was a baby, but found out later in life that the dad is a cult leader in the Poconos.  Craig talks about reuniting with the guy who has a harem, gives tours via mule ride, and stole Craig's cheese tray to feed to his women.  Craig talks about how the guy wanted his offspring to quit comedy/acting to help run his mule business, and become "Prince Of The Poconos".

Chris Hansen

You probably remember Chris Hansen from "To Catch A Predator", where he would do creepy interviews with child predators who would show up at police stings set up by NBC.  Chris is back with Dateline, and doing a story about websites like Craigs List and Backpage where you can ads include some for prostitution, hitmen, drugs, vampires, and other below board things.  I can't imagine anyone not wanting to watch this show.

The Shmeek In The Shmook

The more Craig Shoemaker talks to Wease the more he's a combo of enthralled and appalled.  A comedian that has been on hundreds of radio shows across the country is shocked by hearing about Wease's bathroom habits, his plan to have a shot in his penis as a bit/medical guinea pig, Wease's history of drugs, broads, cumades (sp?)   No way to do justice to how funny this set was.

Preakness Talk

The guys from Batavia Downs OTB are back to give you tips on this weekends Triple Crown Race.  You can place your bet HERE.  The experts in studio are thinking Derby winner Orb will repeat.  They start betting exactas, and hopefully we're gonna win a bunch of dough.

See Ya Next Week

Have a great weekend... go see Craig Shoemaker at The Comedy Club, Billy will be MCing The Smithereens at The Lilac Festival tonight, John Ditullio will be broadcasting from Frontier Field tomorrow afternoon before the Pepsi Max legends game.  We'll be back next week with all the stuff you love about the show.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.

Thursday Thoughts

Wease is really, really tired this morning... he and Sammy went to the late night/early morning showing of the new Star Trek movie.  Wease HATED it.... not dislike... HATED!!!!  He admits that all the actors were great as the younger versions of the characters, but the nonstop action and special effects eventually dull your senses.  Wease was sort of a fan of the 60's TV show, but that was more slow, thoughtful, and dialogue driven.  Wease is on 2 hours of sleep, so he may get a little goofy today.

Tools With Sports

- Miami Heat Advance

- Blackhawks Breakthrough Against Detroit Red Wings

Tools has maybe his greatest "This Day In History" victory ever...

33 years ago . . . in 1980 - In Game 6 of the NBA Finals, the Los Angeles Lakers' rookie point guard MAGIC JOHNSON replaced the injured KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR at CENTER, and scored 42 points to carry the Lakers to the title.  John got all of these details exactly right, plus the day of the week (Friday), gametime, where he was, and more.

"Sports Illustrated" has released its annual list of the Highest-Earning American Athletes . . . and boxer FLOYD MAYWEATHER tops it, with $90 million in projected earnings in 2013.  He's followed by LEBRON JAMES and DREW BREES.

Here's the Top 10 . . .

1.  Floyd Mayweather,  $90 million

2.  LeBron James,  $56.5 million

3.  Drew Brees,  $47.8 million

4.  Kobe Bryant,  $46.9 million

5.  Tiger Woods,  $40.8 million

6.  Golfer Phil Mickelson,  $39.5 million

7.  Derrick Rose of the Chicago Bulls,  $33.4 million

8.  Peyton Manning,  $31 million

9.  Alex Rodriguez,  $29.9 million

10.  Dodgers pitcher Zack Greinke,  $29 million

Lilac Fest Gone To The Dogs

Pauly and Ryann went to The Lilac Festival last night, and tried to bring their little pug Walter.  Dogs aren't allowed in the area where the beer, food, and music are, but in the past Pauly had brought his dog with no problems.  Not this year... they tried getting in from a few different ways, and were busted everytime, managing to draw big attention to themselves, before giving up and going home.

Pauly and Brooksie also went on a media tour of the new East Ave. Wegmans yesterday, and tell us about the cool stuff in the store.  They are very excited that this is their new neighborhood store, and will be there frequently.  Here are a few pics.

Doug With News

- Merkel, Scerbo Trial Begins

- No Powerball Winner, Jackpot Soars

- Summer Job Market Looking Sunny

- Costco Coming To Rochester

Craig Shoemaker

Comedian Craig Shoemaker is at the Comedy Club this weekend, and joins us in studio.  Craig tells Wease how AC/DC played at his wedding because he's friends with lead singer Brian Johnson.  Wease refers to AC/DC as a heavy metal band, which Craig disagrees with... says they're not a heavy metal band.  Here is the list of "MTV's Greatest Heavy Metal Bands Of All Time"...

01. BLACK SABBATH
02. JUDAS PRIEST
03. METALLICA
04. IRON MAIDEN
05. PANTERA
06. SLAYER
07. AC/DC
08. MOTÖRHEAD
09. KISS
10. MÖTLEY CRÜE 

Number 7!!!  Plus Marianne's pick of Kiss at #9.  This leads to a long discussion with lots of calls about what heavy metal is.

More With Craig

Craig talks about doing impressions, so he and Wease do some of their favorite impressions... Craig doing Don Knotts, Patrick Stewart, Bill Cosby, and Morgan Freeman.  Wease does Jimmy Durante, Leon Redbone, and Howard Cosell. Who is Leon Redbone?

Craig and Wease also talks about how physically difficulty  of bowling, and how it gets a bad name.  Wease admits he'd be tired after 3 games, and Marianne disagrees.  She says she bowls... is there a challenge on the way.  Marianne says she loves bowling but feels uncomfotable doing it because she thinks people are staring at her ass.

Oh Craig

Craig tells a great story of being Magic Johnson's sidekick on Magic's shortlived variety show, and how he was set up to fail with bad jokes from writers, no chemistry with the star, and was eventually demoted and then fired.

We also find out about Craig's first wife, actress Nancy Allen, who became famous in movies like "Blow Out", "Dressed To Kill", "Carrie", and many more.

We also hear from The Love Master hitting on Marianne.

Wease And Craig Bond Some More

Hilarious set about hypochondria, and how people are becoming pussies nowadays.  Asthma, diets, the sun, and helmets are all targets of the funnyman's ire.  Remember when we used to have commercials for sun tan lotion... not to protect you, but to magnify the cancer causing solar rays.

Quick piece of trivia... the little girl who's bathing suit is tugged on by the dog is Jodie Foster.

Wease and Craig both have kids that suffer from "sports enduces asthma".  When they were kids it was called being out of breath, or being out of shape.

Merilee's Morning March

Wease speaks with Rodger Chenelly, the organizer of Merilee's Morning March.  Rodger is the widower of Merilee, who committed suicide a few years ago.  Pauly talks about his depression and medication.  Here is some info on what's happening this Saturday.