**Elvio and Emily are filling in for the traveling Jamie Lissow this morning.. it's The Wease, The Geeze, and The Hott Young Squeeze!!
Yankee haters rejoice
The bad thing about having Elvio in this morning is that he's a Yankee fan. Now, between Brooksie, Elvio, and Tools.. we have 3 Yankee fans on staff. Wease & Pauly are Yankee haters. Today belongs to Wease, Pauly, and the rest of Yankee hater nation. Last night, The New York Yankees were knocked out of the post season after a 3-2 loss to The Detroit Tigers. The Tigers took a 2-0 lead in the top of the 1st.. and then spent the rest of the game trying to hold that lead while the Yankees came close time after time after time. Wease & Tools watched the entire game and were on the edge of their seats rooting for different outcomes. The game ended with a strikeout by Alex Rodriguez. Elvio says that A-Rod is the biggest choke artist in history. Tools said that 2 years ago he had a great post season. Elvio said that with the total amount of post seasons that A-Rod has been in.. if you can really only point at ONE and say that he did well in that particular year.. he's a choke artist.
Stump The Staff
Elvio is going to be "Jamie" on the wheel and Emily will be the "choice" slots.. so they're both eligible today. The wheel landed on Emily. Let's see how she does:
Q1 - As the prosecution nears the end of it’s side of things before turning the trial over to the defense in the Michael Jackson manslaughter trial.. they dropped one of their biggest bombs against the defense of Dr. Conrad Murray yesterday.. what was it? (A- Not one Michael Jackson fingerprint was found on any bottle of Propofol.. Emily got it right)
Q2 - In a true story of “How in the hell did that get there”.. what unlikely object turned up in the middle of a grassy field in England? (A- A whale.. Emily got it right) Check it out:
Q3 - An Irondequoit police officer is currently on paid suspension after allegedly doing what at a nightclub on East/Alexander while he was off duty? (A- Beating a guy up.. Emily got it right)
Q4 - The second casualty of the fall television season has been announced.. earlier this week NBC announced it had cancelled “The Playboy Club”.. today they’ve announced they’ve cancelled which show? (A- "Free Agents".. Emily got it wrong)
Q5 - Rolling Stone released a list yesterday of the 10 worst songs of the 80s. What was #1? (A – “
We Built This City” by Starship.. Emily got it right)
..Emily went 4 for 5 and is a winner!!
The worst.. actually best songs of the 80s
Question #5 in Stump The Staff sent us into an hour long set on the music of the 80s. It was all sparked by that list that Rolling Stone released of the worst songs of the 80s.. but we've all decided that the list is incorrectly titled and should be called BEST songs of the 80s. We played the top 5 from their list (listed below).. and then spent the next 50 minutes just tossing out songs and playing the choruses and having a good old fashioned singalong. The only rule that was set up by Wease was that the artist couldn't be a legit band with more than 1 or 2 hits. We were looking for cheesy straight up 80s pop tunes. We took call after call after call and had a ball singing a long. It was a lot of fun for a Friday morning. Jamie even called in from the road (he was listening on iHeartRadio) and told us he was loving it. Here's the list of the top 5 according to Rolling Stone:
#5 - " The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats
#4 - " Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" by WHAM
#3 - " The Lady In Red" by Chris de Burgh
#2 - " The Final Countdown" by Europe
#1 - " We Built This City" by Starship
13WHAM's Doug Emblidge
-Doug was on the scene of this crash this morning and is describing it as the worst wreck he has ever seen that no one died in.. it happened overnight on Mt. Hope
-Naples High School soccer coach Richard Schenk died yesterday after he collapsed on the field.. he has been the coach there for 43 years
-The charges have been dropped against former Wayne County football coach Ron Vitticore
-More details on the relationship between Steve Jobs and Xerox
Louie Anderson in studio
Louie will be at The Comedy Club in Webster tonight/tomorrow night and he stopped in the studio this morning to hang out with us for a while. We started talking about Louie's career.. he has been around for a very very long time. He told us that the big break came in 1984 when he was on The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson. Louie was on back then and killed.. and said that after that night he went from making hundreds for a gig to thousands. Speaking of "killed".. Louie told us that a guy literally died once at one of his shows. No joke.. that really happened.. and now Louie can always say that he kills. Thank you to Brother Louie Anderson for coming in this morning:
Wease got his smile back
Wease went to a new dentist yesterday because his usual doctor.. Dr. Lopschitz.. is out of town. As you remember from yesterday's show.. Wease lost a tooth while eating dinner Wednesday night when he swallowed one of his teeth (the fake ones.. not the real ones). So anyway, yesterday was a panic for Wease since he's leaving later today for Florida to celebrate his anniversary with his wife. Wease's smile is back to beautiful this morning.. thanks to Dr. Lamar. Check it out:
Film critic Marshall Fine (Click here for Marsh's review site)
*We're doing our Marshall segment today a little later than normal because we got on such an 80s music tangent earlier.
"The Ides of March" - This movie stars George Clooney and Ryan Gosling. According to Marsh.. “The Ides of March” is gripping stuff, a solid political drama with a rueful message, one that Democrats have sucked at learning for the last three years – or the past 30 years, really. It’s a welcome addition to the canon of essential political films.
"Real Steel" - This movie stars Hugh Jackman and Evangeline Lilly. According to Marsh.. “Real Steel” is real junk – megamillion-dollar, computer-animated, state-of-the-art junk. It is meant to sell Dr. Pepper, Cadillac, iPhones and all the other products that have been so inartfully scattered throughout the movie. It’s also meant to sell movie tickets to people too lazy to watch anything more challenging than this brain softener.
Wease's son got a Steve Jobs tattoo
Wease mentioned on the radio yesterday in the middle of all of the Steve Jobs banter that his son Jake actually cried over Jobs' death. Well now there's more news.. Jake came home last night with a Steve Jobs tattoo!! It's actually a Steve Jobs' quote. Wease has no problem with this.. but the funny part of the story is that Jake wasn't alone in getting himself a Steve Jobs tattoo. Jake brought a friend of his that works at Apple with him back to Wease's house to show of the new ink. Wease didn't know that this person was a girl.. turns out it was a very butchy woman. So of course.. Wease made an ass out of himself in front of everyone when he referred to her as "he". Anyway.. here's Jake's Steve Jobs tattoo:
71 + 54 = Hott Sex
We wanted to tell the story that we missed yesterday when we got too busy.. of the 71 year old woman who got busted having sex with a 54 year old guy in her car. The funniest part of the story is that allegedly when the police approached the car and interrupted the couple.. the 54 year old man named Tim Adams said "I'm F'ing this chick!!". We want to congratulate this woman for going out there and getting herself a piece of ass. Here's another thing.. good for this guy for not discriminating against an old broad who was just out and about being horny. Check out Sister Rita Daniels and Brother Tim Adams:
Marijuana Candy
Apparently there's an issue in Buffalo with something called "Pot Pops". They are marijuana leaf shaped suckers that are green. They are actually just sour apple suckers. Lawmakers in Buffalo now are trying to have them made illegal. Wease remembers when candy cigarettes were a cool thing and thinks it's lame that you can't really find those anymore because they don't want smoking to seem cool.
Plugs
Check out The Billy D'Ettorre and Brother Wease Music Show tomorrow morning 10am-noon on 95.1 The Fox. Pauly will be at Wambach Farms in Penfield tomorrow for family fun day halloween style 1-3pm. Emily will be at Tilt Niteclub tonight hosting the drag shows. Pauly will be filling in for Jamie on Monday at Hooligan's in Webster for sports trivia 9-11pm. Tools will be doing the same thing at TC Hooligan's in Greece. Wease is heading to Florida for a long weekend to celebrate his anniversary with Doreen. or that reason.. we'll be off next Monday and Tuesday but back to LIVE on Wednesday, October 12th. Until Wednesday.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!
