Wease Is Back
America's long national nightmare is over... Wease has returned from vacation, and his coworkers and listeners rejoice... as does Wease, who's glad to be back in his chair.
Since Wease has been gone he received his ordainment kit from the Universal Life Church, and is now an official minister. Thanks to Not So Christian John for the first hymn in The Church Of Weasus, a new version of one of Wease's favorite songs "Jesus Is Coming" by John Eddie
We touch on last night's Oscar's, mostly talking about the Twitterverse, and Wease & Billy's tweets throughout the show. Also, on what we thought was an excellent job by Seth McFarlane, and the funny bits he did.
Tools With Sports
Since Wease has been away for a week he hadn't had a chance to talk about the Sabres firing Lindy Ruff. Wease would LOVE for Ted Nolan to eventually get the gig.
Also, the Bills released WR David Nelson. In a sign of the times Nelson found out about this on Twitter.
We return to talk of Oscars/movies, and some tweets John did last night that we disagree with, that had Tools commenting on actors and flicks he'd never heard of.
Oscar Chat With Marshall Fine
Wease and Marsh disagree right off the bat... Marsh saying the Oscars was almost unwatchable, and Wease loving the show. Marsh would've dug more film clips and less musical performances. Wease wants to know why so many people on Twitter hate Anne Hathaway. Marsh brings up the fact that on the show last Fri. he picked 5 of the 6 main awards, and us "Django Unchained" fans were happy for Christoph Waltz win for Best Supporting Actor, and Quentin Tarantino for Best Screenplay. Wease does agree with Marshall that the speeches are too long, and some of the sound and costume awards should be moved to the stuff they do off of TV. Back to Anne Hathaway... did you see her Nip-tastic dress?
Doug With News
- Rochester Well Represented At Oscars
- Memorial Service Held For "Amazing" Grace Esposito
Doug also talks about Jennifer Lawrence falling down when going up to accept her award last night....
Listeners On The Loose
Wease was gonna tell some stories about his vacation, but got sidetracked by listeners who called in with their opinions on last week's shows with Lonsberry. We thank all listeners for their thoughts, pro, con and otherwise. It was a different experience for all of us on the show, and only wanted to do the best we can.
Mr. Skin
Sure.... The Academy Awards were last night, and they may be prestigious, but not as important an Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards, featuring the best nudity of the film and TV year. You can see all the winners HERE (NSFW), but here are a few award winning pics that I can post.
Chelsea Handler for "Best Pixelated Nudity"
Best Camel Toe goes to Katrina Bowden
and of course, Nicole Kidman for "Best Peeing On Zac Efron"...
Wease Meets The Worm
Wease had a ton of fun in Fort Lauderdale last week... family, gambling, visiting friends, etc... but had one night he didn't really enjoy. One his way home from a late night dinner he got a call from a buddy who was hanging with former NBA star Dennis Rodman (Wease's friend is best friends with Rodman), and wanted Wease to join them. Even though Wease was tired he decided to go for awhile, and was surprised when the bar turned out to be a semi dive. After about a half hour of hanging and chatting Wease asked Dennis for a picture. I'd post it right here, but NBA's alltime best rebounder said no. That leaves me no choice but to put up a bad picture of Rodman.
Sister Wease
We call Wease's sister Lois in Florida because when Wease was there last week she had front row tickets for rapper Matisyahu and was trying to get rid of them. Wease was imagining all the money she was gonna make scalping him. She obviously doesn't have Wease's scamming jean because she couldn't figure out where to go, or what to do to sell these tix, even at half of face value. It was hilarious watching Wease get more aggravated as Lois was telling him how she asked everyone she knew, and no one knew who Matisyahu was (actually I think she said "Mott the Hoople"), and how she never got rid of the tickets.
Wease's Gay Story
Wease tells us about a dinner he had at a place in Fla. called the Mai Kai where they have a Polynesian floor show that annoyed Wease, and he thought was corny... he just wanted a nice dinner with the dozen people he had with him. At one point Wease decided to do a bit during the show, and that made him happy... at one point the show people asked if anybody was celebrating anything, and Wease stood up announcing that he and his husband were celebrating their 10th anniversary, and gave the buddy sitting next to him a huge kiss on the lips that looked like one between a real husband and wife. You know Wease... he loved the shocked reactions that he got from tourist hillbillies.
Mr. Roboto
Only on The Wease Show can we go from talking about poker to Sex Robots. A listener calls to tell us about his new favorite TV show "Robot Combat League", which leads us to talking about how sci-fi books and movies have predicted the future, and the sex robots we may see. the Church Of Weasus says knobs from Sex Robots aren't cheating. Praise Weasus!!!
Tomorrow's Show
Back at it tomorrow with all the information and entertainment you come to expect from us, John Ditullio, Doug Emblidge, Redneck News and much more. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. See Ya.
