Pope Pauly G. ?
The world was shocked yesterday by the resignation of Pope Benedict. We've since learned that the only real rules for being the new Pope is you have to be Catholic and single. Pauly's brother has put in an application (or whatever you do), and our own Pauly G. may follow suit.
In TV news... AMC's "The Walking Dead" attracted a big audience of 12.3 million viewers on Sunday night. That was its biggest audience EVER . . . and a HUGE number considering it's on cable, and it went up against the Grammys. The show's previous high was the 10.9 million viewers who watched the third season premiere in October. Pauly and Billy are jumping on board, watching the first couple seasons on Netflix and DVD.
Tools With Sports
Nick Barnett and George Wilson have been released by the Buffalo Bills.
Michael Vick has signed a 1 year contract for 7 million.
Tools didn't have the big local sports story of the day... A local pup is looking to be "top dog" at the annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week.
"Scout," a Cardigan Welsh Corgi and his owner Terri Clingerman from North Rose, Wayne County are competing for the "Best In Breed" award Monday night.
If he wins, "Scout" will then go on to compete in the Best In Show category tomorrow night.
Competition will be tough, though. There are more than 2,700 entries in the entire competition this year, the most ever in the show's 137-year history.
The other big news in sports are the models from this years Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue were on Letterman last night to do the Top 10 list...
Redneck News
Macedon Police reported the arrest at 9:40 p.m. on Monday (2/4) of Trey Starks, age 21, of West Walworth Road in Macedon after he was caught behind a loading dock at the Macedon Walmart with 2 stolen bottles of beer and a stolen headphone.
Police reported that Starks was banned from all Walmart stores after being apprehended stealing in a Walmart in Texas.
Starks was charged with Petit Larceny and Trespass in the 3rd Degree, arraigned and remanded to jail on $1000 cash / $5000 bond and will reappear in Macedon Court on 2/26.
Trey Starks
On Thursday (2/7) Macedon Police reported the arrest of Rhonda Lawton, age 43, of Macedon.
The arrest stems from an ongoing investigation at the Macedon Lowes and surrounding County Lowes Stores (Ontario and Monroe). It is alleged that Lawton removed merchandise from the shelf failing to render payment and then would take the merchandise to the service desk for a refund. Lawton never attempted payment for the said merchandise and would receive a gift card for a monetary value after she returned the merchandise. Lawton was charged in Macedon for Petit Larceny and Falsifying Business Records in the 1st degree. Upon Lawton turning herself in on Thursday, it was alleged that Lawton had also used another person’s identity and attempted to obtain a credit card. Lawton was also charged with Identity Theft 2nd degree and Falsifying Business Records in the 1st degree for this incident. While doing the Arraignment in Town Court Lawton became aggressive and uncooperative and resisted arrest. Lawton was also arrested for Resisting Arrest.
On Monday (2/4) Sheriffs Investigators in Wayne County reported the arrest of Jeffrey A. Eckl e b e n , age 30, of Dearhurst Lane in Webster for Identity Theft second degree and Grand Larceny 4th degree.
It is alleged that in July and August 2012, Jeffrey took two of his mother’s credit cards and used them to purchase several hundred dollars worth of clothes, gasoline, and gift cards. The gift cards he later traded into area pawn shops for cash.
Eckleben turned himself into police, was processed at the Sheriffs Office in Lyons and was released on appearance tickets. His case will be heard in the Ontario Town Court.
State Trooper Rob Weston reported stopping a vehicle for Failure to Stop for a Stop Sign at the intersection of Route 350 and Paddy Lane in the Town of Ontario at 1: 01 p.m. on Sunday (1/27).
The driver , M a tthew C. DeRoller , age 19, of Birchwood Lane in Sodus was subsequently arrested for Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the 4th Degree. It is alleged DeRoller possessed a wooden billy club. He was released on an appearance ticket for Ontario Court on February 19th.
The Ontario County Sheriff ’s Office reported the warrant arrest on Saturday (2/2) of Tia D. Jones, age 19, of Vienna Street in Palmyra on a Village of Palmyra warrant for Petit Larceny . She was picked up at her place of employment and turned over to the Palmyra Police . It is alleged that Jones stole a cell phone charger from the Dollar General Store, valued at $10. She was released on an appearance ticket for Palmyra Village Court on February 12th
Doug With News
- Wrestling Dropped From Olympics
- Vote On MCC Downtown Campus Tonight
- New Travel Plan For Stranded Cruise Ship
Bonus: Hot Tub Hotties
Jesus Is My N***a
It's unclear whether this is legitimate or a joke, but there's a video on YouTube from the West Dubuque Second Church of Christ in West Dubuque, Iowa called "Rappin for Jesus." It's the white pastor of the church, named Pastor Jim Colerick, and his white wife, rapping about how "Jesus Is My [N-word]." At the beginning of the video, it says it's for their "Youth Outreach Program." (--Not that it makes it any less funny, but this is probably a fake. The church's website says they've been closed since 2004 . . . but the domain was only registered last month.
This leads to Wease schooling us on how easy it is to become a pastor/minister. We look into it, and find a website where Wease can become an ordained minister... a few keystrokes and a $35 Visa card payment, and Wease is now allowed to perform marriages and more. Let us all worship at the Church Of Weaseus.
Morning Show Host Controversy
There is a story in the news about a morning show host in Pittsburgh that quit his show because he's so passionate a liberal about gun control laws he couldn't take fighting with right wing listeners anymore. Wease once left the studio for a little while after an argument with Pauly, but would Reverend Wease ever leave the show because of arguing with callers? For the sake of our jobs we hope not.
Devil May Care
We're joined by Anastasia and Jenny, owners of Devil May Care, a boutique at 775 Park Ave. that specializes in sexy lingerie and other stuff that will make your Valentine's Day even hotter. They want to supply with you everything you'll need to lead a sexy lifestyle, including chocolate love tonic, fetish gear, vintage Playboys, and more.
Parenting
We talk about the 15 year old accused of beating his aunt Sunday morning under the influence of bath salts, which leads to a discussion of parenting, and the role parents play in teaching kids the dangers of drugs, alcohol, cigarettes, etc... Lots of calls from listeners that have experiences with kids, and the peer pressure teens face.
Bonus... Videos of Babes "Wet On The Net"
On This Date...
46 years ago . . . in 1967 - Fifteen police officers raided KEITH RICHARDS' home in England. They found "various substances of a suspicious nature", including heroin, hashish, pills and MICK JAGGER'S naked girlfriend, MARIANNE FAITHFULL. We think it's funny how times have changed where The Stones can have every drug known to man and fans don't care, but Bieber is catching flack for maybe smoking pot.
According to a new study by the University of California, San Francisco, about 2,500 people a year go to the emergency room after injuring themselves while shaving . . . THEIR GENITALS. That's five times as many as injured themselves in 2002. 3% of all genital and urinary tract injuries are caused by attempts to groom down there. This story leads to talk of manscaping... luckily none of us have hurt ourselves. Pauly asked when did women get the memo that full bush was out and shaved was in when it comes to female grooming? It probably has something to do with bathing suits getting smaller.
Bonus... Fat Tuesday Live In New Orleans
Tomorrow's Show
The Wease Show will be back for a Hump Day edition full of information and entertainment. Get your "Ask Wease" questions in, and also your questions for psychic Victoria Bullis who will be joining us, as well as legit info fro Doug Emblidge and John Ditullio. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. See ya.
