Porn
We start the morning with news of porn legend Ron Jeremy.
--LEGENDARY swordsman RON JEREMY is in an L.A. hospital in CRITICAL CONDITION after suffering an aneurysm near his heart.
--Ron . . . who's 59 years old . . . drove himself to the hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing chest pains. As of yesterday, he'd undergone two surgeries, and his manager says he's, quote, "resting with complete privacy and no visitors."
--Ron has appeared in more adult films than ANYONE . . . which probably has more to do with his nearly-10-inch member than his looks. Wease wants to know what sets this ugly guy apart from the rest of the dudes with big ones, and Billy mentions that when Jeremy was young he had the ability to knob himself, which was a novelty no one else could do. This reminds Wease of the bit he used to do performing comedy, about how as a kid he tried to knob himself and would demonstrate on stage. Have all guys tried this?
Jeremy recently played Batman's arch enemy The Penguin in Justice League XXX...
Tools With Sports
Wease starts off motherhuckering Tools. Johnny is under the weather and has even less a voice than usual, and this morning while he was on-air with Chet was talking about all the things he had to do this morning, but never mentioned the Wease Show. Wease tries to help Tools with various things we have in out studio... tea, honey, spray, vinegar, etc... We challenge John to say Wease's name on WHAM.
The Manti Te’o fake girlfriend saga just got stranger. Dr. Phil McGraw interviewed Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, the man at the core of the hoax involving Notre Dame linebacker Te’o and an online profile of a girl who didn’t actually exist. Their dialogue will air in two parts on McGraw’s talk show on Thursday and Friday.
While hyping the interview on the ‘Today Show’ on Wednesday, McGraw divulged that Tuiasosopo considered the hoax — and his involvement with Te’o — a relationship.
This leads to a discussion of how a gay guy would be treated in the NFL, and the comments made by SF 49er Chris Culliver yesterday...
And how about the Dan Marino "Love Child" story? Dan has been accused of fathering a child with a CBS employee a few years ago, and since paying millions to keep her quiet. It seems that Marino is bankrupt, and that the chick blew him in after he missed a payment or two. John has a few stories about Marino that make him look bad, so Wease naturally defends the Hall Of Fame QB.
A caller let's us know that Tools came through, and mentioned Wease on WHAM, crediting Wease with throat remedies. Good job Johnny.
Wease and Doreen's Day Out
Wease, being the good husband he is, took Doreen out for a special lady day yesterday. Going shopping, spending quality time together, and having a delicious dinner at The Bonefish Grill, where the whole show and their old ladies have been invited for a morning show meal. This leads to a discussion of if people are lame if they don't like eating fish... this means you Billy. Are you gonna go to Bonefish Grill and get a steak? Billy says yes.
Wease managed to go to Cornell's Jewelers and get himself a piece of skull jewlery, but nothing for Doreen. He did get her some clothes from Marshall's though.
Doug With News
Dave Foley
We're joined in studio by comedian Dave Foley, appearing at The Comedy Club all weekend. You best know Dave from Kids In The Hall, News Radio, Celebrity Poker Showdown, and the voice of the lead character in the animated classic "A Bug's Life". We get a lot of great stories about the TV shows and movies he's done, the people he's worked with, and his personal life. He's single ladies, and is looking good for 50 years old.
More Dave Foley
A few years ago Dave hosted "Celebrity Poker Showdown" on Bravo, even though he's a terrible poker player and didn't care about learning. We also talk about one of Pauly's fave sitcoms, "Hot In Cleveland", where Dave plays the boss of Jane Leeves. Love Dave... a great guy with cool stories.
Bonus... 15 Hottest Super Bowl Wives & Girlfriends
If you missed it the news earlier, Dan Marino has an iilegitemate kid, and has paid the mother millions of dollars over the past 5 years, and has declared bankruptcy a couple months ago. We also discuss 49er Chris Culliver's anti-gay statement which has angered many, but talk about whether a gay player would be accepted in the NFL.
Geezers Vs. Douchebags
Douchebags to Geezers... Dbags go 0/3
- What very popular tv sitcom stars characters named Sheldon, Leonard, Penny, and Raj? (A- The Big Bang Theory.. ) Billy nails it.
- Beyonce is doing the halftime show of The Super Bowl on Sunday. Can you name THIS Beyonce song (play clip)? (A- Irreplaceable.. ) Go Billy Go!!
- KIDS THESE DAYS!! They all gotta have them some beats by dre. There’s some knock offs out there that look just like beats.. but there’s one way that you know that the beats on some teenager’s head are actually beats. How is it that you know? HINT: It’s the logo on each ear. (A- It’s the lowercase letter B.. ) Wease knew this one, so it didn't matter that Billy is the only person in the world that has no idea.
Geezer to Douchebag...
1. Earlier we talked about Betty White. In the 70's she got famous playing Sue Ann Nivens, The Happy Homemaker, on a classic sitcom which also featured characters named Ted Baxter and Murray Slaughter. Name this TV show. The Mary Tyler Moore Show
2. This fitness guru became a pop culture sensation because of her super short (close to crewcut) hair, and her best selling book "Stop The Insanity". Susan Powter
3. Who was Johnny Carson's longtime "Tonight Show" bandleader? Doc Severnsen
Rochester Knighthawks
We're joined in studio by folks from the Rochester Knighthawks, including star player Joe Walters, into promote the appearance of NASCAR fave Tony Stewart at saturday night's game.We talk lacrosse, what a badass Stewart is, and because this is the Wease Show this is the only place you'll hear about the time Joe Walters sister was hit on by Jon Bon Jovi when she was 14 years old. Get info on the game, and Tony's appearance HERE.
Happy BirthGay
A Tumblr user, an alleged 15-year-0ld girl named Laurel, took a unique approach to letting her parents know that she’s a lesbian. The teen baked a cake (she called it a “gayke”) and used icing to place two simple and succinct words on it: “I’m gay.” Then, she penned a “coming out” letter explaining her sexuality and left out both the dessert and the note for her parents to discover.
Photo Credit: Tumblr user ellende-generes
In her letter, the girl used a number of puns, taking a humorous approach to a very serious subject. Aside from asking for her parents love, she also noted that her friends have been extremely supportive. Laurel posted the above picture on Tumblr on Jan. 27, quickly sparking viral coverage of her experience.
We love this... thoughtful, funny and touching.
Tomorrow's Show/Plugs
Billy will be at the Water Street Music Hall tonight MCing a benefit for the WWFD. Lot's of great music from some of the best bands in Rochester, and awesome food from Jeremiah's... and who wouldn't want to meet Billy D'Ettorre from The Wease Show? Hope you get a chance to see Dave Foley at The Comedy Club, and get your tix for this Saturday's Knighthawks game with NASCAR's Tony Stewart.
Join us tomorrow... Dave Foley will be back, we'll be speaking to Super Bowl expert David Shoffner, plus Tools with sports, Doug with the legit news, and movie reviews with Marshall Fine. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. See ya.
