Monday Morning
Wease opens the show with a joke he saw in this morning's show prep that he didn't get... In his interview with Katie Couric, Manti Te'o adamantly stated that he is NOT gay. To which gay people replied, "Thank god that moron is on the other team!" While reading the joke out loud to us he gets it.
Another joke catches Wease's eye.... --Eagles bassist Timothy B. Schmit is recovering from cancer surgery. It hasn't been easy, but at least he didn't have to hang around with Don Henley. This joke pisses off Wease because the point is that Henley is a liberal. It reminds WEase and Billy of a song they would occasionally play on Saturday mornings, "Don Henley Must Die" by Mojo Nixon.
Tools With Sports
Wease and John relive Saturday's Syracuse/Villanova NCAA game, which the Orange lost in overtime, but Wease won his wager.
News is that former Bills head coach Gregg Williams may be heading to the Tennesee Titans. John tells us about how he used to get inside info from Williams when they used to do a radio show together, and what a cool guy he was.
There's new news in the Manti Te'o story... Dr. Phil will be interviewing the mastermind behind the hoax, RONAIAH TUIASOSOPO this Thursday and Friday. According to reports, Dr. Phil talked with Ronaiah for "several hours" over the weekend . . . and sources say it was, quote, "emotional and deep."
Kids Causing Trouble
Did you hear this story about a kid that faked his own kidnapping to avoid a parent/teacher conference? This gets Wease and Pauly to tell stories about trouble they got into as kids, including Pauly running away from home for 3 hours and getting in trouble for punching his little brother.
We also talk about this story from near Albany...
Wright, N.Y. (AP) - Authorities say 67 dead cats and 99 living cats had to be removed from a filthy home in upstate New York.
Officials removed the cats from a home in Wright, near Albany, on Wednesday night.
The Times Union of Albany reports the dead cats were packed in plastic bags in the freezer and the live cats were in crates stacked floor to ceiling.
Sheriff's deputies went to the home after a neighbor called to complain about the overpowering odor of cat urine and feces.
Charges are being weighed against the cats' owner.
The manager of the animal shelter that took in the cats said she previously tried to try to help the woman. But she said the woman had "a hoarder mentality."
A listener calls to tells us the same lady and all the crazy cat stuff was on "Hoarders", but we're not sure it's the same people, and will be investigating. This leads to a bunch of listeners with cat hoarding stories they'll heard about.
Bonus Content... It's Melon Monday
Doug With News
- More Than 200 Dead In Brazil Club Fire
- Hilton Man's Collectables On History Channel
- Teen Slams Into Tree To Avoid Deer
- Chicken Wing Prices Increase
Monday's "Full Of Crap" Survey
Your lunch break is supposed to be a time to gorge on food after an exhausting morning of sitting in a chair typing on a keyboard. But if you're willing to pass up your daily burrito, I GUESS you could squeeze this in.
--According to a new survey by "Glamour" magazine, 42% of men say they've had sex on their lunch break. 58% haven't, but still . . . enough have that it seems like you're missing out if you haven't tried it. The survey also found . . .
--17% of men have watched porno at the office.
--79% have fantasized about a female coworker, and 43% have fantasized about their female boss.
--32% would tell their boss to stop sexually harassing a female coworker, 25% would go to HR and report him, and 39% would tell the woman to report it. Only 4% say they wouldn't do anything.
--If it was a FEMALE boss sexually harassing a male coworker, it's different. 21% would tell her to stop, 23% would go to HR to report her, 38% would tell the guy to report it . . . and 18% would do nothing.
Only 79% of men have fantasized about a female coworker? That means 21% of men are liars.
Headliner's Pizza Robbery
Jonathon Enriquez
We speak to Mike Pultorak, the General Manager of Headliner's Pizza in Perinton, which was robbed last week. This robbery had a couple interesting things...
Deputy Andrew Soike was parked just across the street on Whitney Road. He was on special patrol because of other recent break-ins.
As the suspect walked out the front door with the cash register in his hand, he was greeted by several sheriffs deputies and then handcuffed and charged.
Sheriffs Deputies say 27-year-old Jonathon Enriquez admitted to this burglary and others, but is only charged with this one incident.
The manager of the pizza shop says not only were police in the right place at the right time, but the entire crime was captured on store security cameras.
General Manager Mike Pultorak said he knew it was a good idea to invest in a good security system because of other similar break-ins at pizza shops and other businesses.
Pultorak says eight cameras in the store captured the burglary in progress from start to finish. He described it for us: "The suspect came in and he took the hammer right through the front door...he sat down behind the cash register, put the cash drawer on his lap, cut the wires and put it in his duffel bag. He was in there four and a half to five minutes and acted like he owned the place, then walked right out. The Sheriffs had him at gunpoint as soon as he walked out of the building."
Enriquez is being held in the Monroe County Jail. He is charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and possession of burglar's tools.
We are told the case has been waived to a Monroe County Grand Jury.
Pultorak praised the Monroe County Sheriff's Office for having a deputy on patrol early that morning because of other burglaries in the area.
Deputy Andrew Soike is a seven year veteran of the Sheriff's Office.
We get a call from another pizza place owner that Enriquez robbed earlier in the evening, and while we hear his story about being robbed of $1.85 (really $1.85) we all get very hungry as he talks about the Italian food and plates he makes.
Did you catch Saturday Night Live this weekend? Maroon Five's Adam Levine was the host and we have a highlight from The Voice parody with a special guest turning his chair arount to give Adam some advice...
VIDEO Of The Day
Pauly is a huge basketball fan, but missed the big video of the weekend... luckily Wease saw a fan being tackled by Lebron James after hitting a half court shot to win $75,000.
Pat The Producer
We're happy to be joined by Pat McMahon, better known as "Pat The Producer", formerly of the Kimberly and Beck show, but now the executive producer over at WHAM down the hall, and a new friend of The Wease Show. We chat about the show Pat used to be with, and his transition to being on an all news show. Pat is sad that his new job doesn't allow for him to do some characters and voices he used to do, so now the Wease Show has inherited the voices, like his impression of Maggie Brooks, and the black guy "Black Baby Jesus". Willie doesn't get it.
Wease and Pat discuss the new culture of sharing between The Brew and WHAM, where we'll be happy to share guests with each other rather than being jerks about it. Welcome aboard Pat.
Ashley
We call Pauly's first girlfriend Ashley, whom he dated during high school . Pauly tells the story of how on their 5th month anniversary she dumped him. Then came the big confession... she didn't know that after breaking up with him that Pauly cut himself, attempting to cut an "A" into his leg. She hoped that wasn't true, because that made her sad, but it is true. She is now dating a gym manager/UFC fighter. She's not ready to be married... seems she has some commitment issues. Maybe she misses Pauly.
Ashley Aftermath
Listeners call to comment on the previous segment with Pauly's exgirlfriend. Would Pauly's current squeeze be upset if she heard Pauly reminiscing? One caller thinks she'll be thinking of Pauly tonight when she's with her UFC fella.
Super Bowl Holiday
We the People has so far been a shaky experiment for the Obama administration. The website, created so the laymen of America could easily file grievances straight to the White House, has given us more frivolousness than not (secession, the Death Star), but here’s one that actually might tickle our fancy: a request to make the Monday after the Super Bowl a national holiday.
The petition, which was created by fantasy football website 4for4.com, is straightforward enough. Make post-Super Bowl Monday a national holiday so the 100 million-plus who stay up late on a Sunday night pounding brews, gorging on nachos and watching football get a day to recover from their hangover and food coma.
How awesome would it be to have SB Monday off? We here at The Wease Show are all for it.
Tomorrow's Show
All the regular fun with Wease, Pauly, Billy, Brooksie, Tools, Doug, etc... plus RedneckNews, author Beth Raymar (Lay The Favorite) and much more. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
