We're Back
It's a Tuesday that feels like a Monday to us because we had a long MLK weekend. Wease had a bachelor weekend, gambling all weekend... poker, blackjack, betting on football. He says he won "a little"... some of us call his little a paycheck.
Wease breaks down the latest in sports over the weekend, but avoids scores and X&O's... How ESPN 1,2,3,4,5 and 27 replay the same plays over and over. How many times can you watch the same stuff? Plus, update on Manti Te'o and his interview with Jeremy Schapp.
Tools With Sports
John says he had a "championship weekend" watching the NFL games Sunday because he loves when Tom Brady looks mortal. Why does Brady get a pass when he tried to spike Ed Reed? We also discuss how nowadays people can't just sit back and enjoy the game... they have to be on their phones constantly, mostly trying to tweet snarky comments, or indulge in some other form of social media.
The early line on the Super Bowl has the Niners favored by 5 over the Ravens. Wease says he's gonna take the points.
Sabres are off to a nice start, going 2-0 which could be huge in a 48 game season. Also in local sports Syracuse basketball beat both Louisville and Cincinatti, and are ranked #3.
Wes Welker's wife Anna also made news Sunday. In the hours after the Patriots loss she had this to say about Ray Lewis..."Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis' Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay. What a hall of fame player! A true role model!" She later apologized. Wow she's hot... nice going Wes.
Redneck News
Before we get to Redneck News we discuss a blooper that occurred during the inaguration yesterday. We're not surprised that it happened on Fox News.
Newark Village Police reported the warrant arrest on Thursday (1/17) ofDavid Robinson, age 36, of Route 69 in the Town of Mexico, NY for one count of Petit Larceny.
It is alleged that on March 29, 2010 while at the SaveA -Lot store, Robinson concealed $76.53 worth of shrimp and crab legs under his coat. When confronted about the theft, Robinson dropped the stolen merchandise a fled.
Robinson was arraigned on the charge and remanded to jail on $500 cash bail with a return date to Newark Village Court on January 23rd.
State Police in Williamson responded to a call on Thursday (1/17) on King Street in Williamson to arrest Iesha Z. Colven, age 21, of the B u d g e t Inn in the Town of Ontario.
It is alleged Colven got into a fight with her mother over child care and broke a window at the King Street address. She was charged with Criminal Mischief in the 4th Degree and because the incident happened in front of a one year-old child, one count of Endangering the Welfare of a Child. She was arraigned and remanded to jail on $500 cash bail to reappear in Williamson Town Court.
On Thursday (1/10) State Police in Williamson reported the arrest of Rachael R. R u f f l e , age 20, of Main Street in Rose for Criminal Mischief in the 4th Degree.
It is alleged that in May of 2012 Ruffle punched a Main Street, Williamson double pane window breaking it. She was released on an appearance ticket for Williamson Town Court on February 6th
Macedon Police reported the arrest on Thursday (1/17) at 4:50 p.m. of Barbara VanHagen, age 32, of Route 96 in Shortsville for one count each of Petit Larceny and Falsifying Business Records.
It is alleged VanHagen stole $121 worth of items from the Walmart store, then signed a return slip and attempted to return 10 DVDs valued at $48.
Doug with News
- Prank Call Sparks Alert At U of R
- Kugler To Be Sentenced In Deaths Of Four Children
- Webster Police Still Seek Missing Man
Wease's Weekend Update
Much like Saturday Night Live, Wease has a bunch of news stories that have parts to be made fun of.... funny punchlines to be had. We call this segment Wease-End Update:
--Barbara Walters was injured in a fall. She must have hit her head, because now she talks funny.
--Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that Lance Armstrong was rude. Yep. If there's one thing Sheen can't stand, it's a guy that won't share his drugs.
--Charlie Sheen says his dream would be to play for the Cincinnati Reds. Coincidentally, Pete Rose says his dream is to act like an idiot and then be totally forgiven by society like nothing ever happened.
--Manti Te'o will speak with Katie Couric this week. Because if there's anyone you want to talk to about your imaginary girlfriend, it's an imaginary journalist.
--Two strippers in Wisconsin got into a fight over a dollar bill. Customers immediately broke it up. And by "immediately", I mean 15 minutes after it started.
--Michelle Obama debuted a new hairstyle over the weekend, a severely straightened, shoulder-length bob with heavy bangs . . . making her a hit with current stylists AND fans of the Ramones.
--The woman who shoved a man in front of a New York City subway train told a court that she just had a fight with her boyfriend. Well, that's just great. The woman who shoved a man in front of a subway is in a relationship . . . and I'm not.
--A car crashed into an Apple store in Chicago. Employees immediately huffed and shot the car a condescending look for not having an appointment with the Genius Bar.
Bah Bum Bum
BONUS BABES: Open Your Legs Ladies
The A-Train
We're joined in studio by WHAM program director Aaron Trimmer, who just moved here from Birmingham Alabama, and is currently colder now than he ever has been in his life. Aaron spent a short time in his life as a professional wrestler, and Wease asked him to the studio to comment on this story...
On Saturday night, two pro wrestlers had a match for a small independent wrestling company in Florida. And during the match, the wrestlers stopped cooperating . . . and one threw a REAL PUNCH at the other's eye. After the match, the wrestler who took the punch CALLED THE COPS to report his opponent for going off the script. The police decided not to make any arrests.
Aaron tells us stories about his days wrestling, getting hit with chairs, and also his career in radio and living down south.
We also speak on the phone with Mark Fisher, the head of security at U of R. Mark tells us the details of the two news stories that happened at the college this weekend...
- Police Investigate Robbery At U of R Apartments
- Prank Call Sparks Alert At U of R
Steve Lukather
We're joined on the phone Toto guitarist Steve Lukather who is promoting his new cd "Transition". We talk to Steve about all the cool people he's played with... way too many to list... from Ringo Starr to Miles Davis to Joe Bonamassa. Wease had to go hack and ask about Roseanna Arquette, who Toto's song "Roseanna" is based on. Steve tells us that the Peter Gabriel song "In Your Eyes" is also based on Roseanna. Is this chick really "two hit songs" hot...
Bonus Video: Baby Laughing At Popcorn Eating Dog
Pauly "Asks Wease"
On Saturday night Pauly and his girlfriend were going to dinner and a movie, but missed the flick because it took almost 90 minutes to get their food. Ryann wanted to complain, but Pauly didn't want her to because he would've been embarrassed. Wease didn't understand the embarrassed part (although I bet he would've been if Doreen was involved), but suggests Pauly tells the server they are going to the movie when they place an order.
Craigslist Ad Sexual Fantasy
On Thursday, a middle aged couple in Virginia posted an ad on Craigslist looking for two people to help them play out a CRAZY sexual fantasy. They want a man to dress up like PAT ROBERTSON and judge them while they have sex. And they ALSO want a woman who'll dress up like a Home Shopping Network salesperson to sell them an Ab Rocket at the same time. No word if they found anyone.
This fantasy is so specific it freaks us out. It's weird enough to us that people like to be watched... that's a lot of pressure... watching is easier... but asking to be judged is crazy. Check out this ad.
Then a pro-gun letter in the newspaper catches Wease's eye. Wease actually said he understood the letter and dug it, although he disagrees. This is NOT the case with a caller with a pro-gun stance who drives Wease crazy, and leads to a lively debate.
Dogs Being Shot
During the gun debate during the last set we wound up bringing up this story of a dog shot by the police at Charlotte Beach, this leads some callers giving us stats about dog shootings in Rochester.
Then, during a discussion of movies, and how young kids won't watch older movies. Jackie Nutt says her favorite movie of alltime is from the 80's, Pretty In Pink. Uh oh, she did it now... Wease starts doing is impression of the Psychedelic Furs song "Pretty In Pink", and in an even older relate Wease does Jimmy Durante.
Spongeknob Squarenuts
We close the show with a piece from a new porn parody making fun of the kids cartoon Spongebob Squarepants.
Plugs/Tomorrow's Show
If you love The Wease Show don't forget we're now on until noon everyday, and you can listen to behind the scenes of The Wease Show with Pauly, Billy, and Brooksie doing The Producer's Podcast daily HERE. Join us tomorrow for more fun with Wease and the crew, plus comedian Maz Jobroni, a new edition of Ask Wease, and much more. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
