Start of a new week, and for a couple days we're joined by comedian Marianne Sierk visiting from L.A.
Before Tools comes in we do an early set about how gambling makes sports more fun to watch, and the Patriots blowout of the Texans stayed exciting to both Wease and Pauly because they had betted, and were still interested in the game because they were trying to cover the point spread.
Wease asks Pauly who he is rooting for to win the Super Bowl. Pauly is rooting for Baltimore because of Ray Lewis (which makes Wease mad). Wease is on the Niners bandwagon, even though he hates QB Colin Kaepernick's facial hair... it seem's everyone he knows with one of those little soul patches is a jerk.
Tools Is Back
After a few days off sick John Ditullio returns to break down this past weekends playoff games, and who he likes going forward. Tools is also on the Ravens bandwagon. Did you hear Ray Lewis being interviewed after the game? He sounds like our friend Street Willie at the start...
Wease tells the story of meeting new Bills coach Doug Marrone while out and about this weekend, but more interesting to Wease was meeting a surgeon who had operated on someone we know, and knew almost as much about football as Tools, Marrone, and even Wease.
Shooting At Gitsis
Who doesn't love a good plate from Gitisis? We're all fans, but a bad situation happened about 3:15am Sunday morning when a customer was shot by another customer, but Wease thinks it was an accident because the two people involved didn't know each other, and their wasn't any type of dispute beforehand.
Wease Goes To Dansville
Wease had the good fortune to go to Dansville this weekend to watch his daughter in a cheerleading competition. First, Wease was surprised to learn where Dansville was, since it wasn't anywhere near where he thought it was. He wound up with a tear in his eye as a group of underdog freshmen won the whole competition. He wound up feeling bad for a cheerleading team from Olean because they were the only team there without uniforms. When telling this story to a lady he ran into later at dinner, the lady happened to be from Olean, and took offense at Wease's comments even though he didn't say anything negative. Wimmen's Is Crazy, and they don't listen.
Doug With News
While the weather was nice this weekend Doug hit the golf course. What's with the hat?
A month ago Miss New York, Mallory Hagan was in The Wease Show studio, and the Wease karma carried her to the Miss America title. Here she is a few weeks ago with our own Pauly G.
and just this past Saturday winning her crown...
One of the many reasons Wease loved Mallory was her liberal politics. Here is her answer to a question about guns during the pageant...
and Mallory Hagan winning...
In an inner city version of Redneck News...
Gates Police say an undercover sergeant was threatened with a knife during an undercover operation.
Just after 10:40am Friday, a Gates Police sergeant acting in an undercover manner responded to an ad on Backpage.com for “escort services”. The sergeant spoke with a woman arranged to meet him at a Gates area motel. Police say that woman was 33-year-old Kristi Simonson, of Rochester.
Police say Simonson did accept $80 for the sergeant in exchange for sexual activity. Police say she then went into the bathroom where she locked the door. Police say that's when 21-year-old Charod P. White, of Rochester, came into the room, ordered the sergeant out of the room and threatened him with the his fist. When the officer requested a refund, police say White displayed and threatened him with a knife. Officers waiting outside then took White and Simonson into custody.
White and Simonson are charged with robbery and petit larceny. White is also facing criminal possession of weapon charges and Simonson is facing prostitution charges.
Both were arraigned in Gates Town Court and sent to the Monroe County Jail.
Did you see the pic of the chick above? Wease said he wouldn't bang her with Willie's penis.
Jodie Foster Comes Out
JODIE FOSTER received a special award at the Golden Globes last night . . . and she gave a somewhat strange, but ridiculously good speech, where she came out of the closet, without actually "coming out." She said that she'd told everyone who actually mattered a long time ago . . . and criticized the fact that the media these days demands that you reveal private stuff like this publicly.
Pauly was shocked at the amount of hate Jodie got on Twitter for her comments. Just another sign of Wease's "hate is the new funny" theory. Pauly only saw the speech live because he was awoken by a pizza guy who got the wrong address while trying to make a delivery. I'm not sure what's more amazing, Jodie's speech or the fact that a pizza was brought to Pauly's door and he didn't keep it.
Farts Are Funny
Last month, a 38-year-old employee at the Social Security Administration in Baltimore got an official reprimand for creating a, quote, "intolerable and hostile" work environment. How was he creating that environment? Through his HORRIBLE FLATULENCE. But senior managers found out and felt the reprimand was inappropriate, so it's been rescinded.
Along with this story Pauly was sent an audio montage of fart sound effects (they didn't realize he's got plenty of his own). We play the montage to see how long Wease can listen... the answer is "not long".
Wease mentions that he's going to Turning Stone this weekend, and how he loves being naked in hotel rooms. A listener calls to ask if Wease has the guts to answer the door for room service in the nude. We're not sure of the legality, so we call our favorite lawyer James Nobels. He says Wease would get in trouble, but not too much.
Disgusting Criminals Of The Day
Samantha L. Golt
James P. Crow
A Delaware woman who allegedly engaged in sexual intercourse with a dog while her boyfriend snapped photos was arrested.
Samantha L. Golt, 24, and James P. Crow, 25, were each charged with one count of felony bestiality and one count of felony second-degree conspiracy.
Troopers received a "canine abuse tip" from a concerned neighbor on Dec. 28, Delaware State Police Master Corporal Gary E. Fournier told The Huffington Post via email. Authorities believe the offense occurred in Golt's Wilford, Del. home sometime between August 31, 2012 and December 29, 2012.
Crow’s photographs were removed from the home as evidence, and a comparison of a driver’s license photo and the seized photographs confirmed Golt’s identity.
How do these people find each other?
Rochester Knighthawks In Studio
Joe Walters and Tyler Burton from Rochester's indoor lacrosse team The Knighthawks join us in studio. Their first home game is 7:30pm this Saturday night. Great excitement, and a ton of fun. Make sure you check them out this season.
Were joined by Richard J. Marinaccio from Buffalo, NY. He is the current Monopoly champ of the U.S. and is campaigning to keep his favorite piece "the thimble", when one of the tokens gets voted out next month. Richard was featured in a cool documentary called "Under the Boardwalk" that follows his journey to the championship.
Back tomorrow with Tools, Doug, comedian Marianne Sierk, Redneck News, and much more. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. See ya!!