Early Morning Movie Talk
Wease brings up seeing some of the original "Ocean's Eleven" starring Frank Sinatra last night. Pauly didn't realize that it was a remake, and that leads to a long discussion classic flicks that young people won't watch because they are older, and that includes fairly modern movies like Die Hard and Pulp Fiction. Some Wease Show recommendations include "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest", "True Romance", "Taxi Driver", and "Slap Shot". Just check out the AFI Top 100.
Harry Gibbs With Sports
Tools called in sick, so Harry is pinch hitting. We now question Harry as a sports guy because he's never seen (or even heard of) the classic sports flick "Brian's Song". The big news in sports is that RG3 will be having sugery on his injured knee, and could be out for a number of months. We also talk about the return of NHL hockey, and the current Amerks that will be joining the Sabres.
Marshall Fine
Marsh joins us today because he'll be travelling on Friday. He and Wease discuss Django Unchained, which Wease saw last night, and thinks is the best movie of the year.
Gangster Squad is the big movie opening this week, based on the true story of gangster Mickey Cohen (played by Sean Penn), and the crime fighters that took him down (played by Ryan Gosling, Josh Brolin, and others). Emma Stone looks sexy in the trailer. Marshall says the movie isn't very good, or very exciting.
Doug With News
- Woman's Burned BodyFound In Driveway
- Man Faces 15 Years For Vehicular Manslughter
- Alleged Webster Pizza Robber Faces New Charges
- Drinking Diet Soda Linked To Depression
The soda/depression story leads Pauly to discuss a bout of depression he dealt with last night, and the various things that trigger depression. Lots of good advice from Pauly G. and callers. Wease suggests having a drink and masturbating. Maybe the self pleasuring would help, but alcohol is a depressant, so that's not such good advice.
Next To Normal
We're joined by actor's Cary Tedder and Lindsay Ricketson from the Geva Theater production of "Next to Normal'. Wease is fascinated that Cary was on Broadway in "Memphis", Wease's alltime favorite play. Cary and Lindsay talk about how uplifting and powerful this play is, about a suburban family dealing with the past, mental illness, and facing the future. Get info HERE.
Wease tells the actors about the time he was in Oh Calcutta with his penis hanging out, which leads to an odd discussion of which penises and vaginas you'd want to see, or not see. Pauly says there isn't a vagina he doesn't want to see.
David Schickler
We're joined in studio by David Schickler, the co-creator and writer for the new Cinemax series Banshee.
The series is set in a small town in Pennsylvania Amish country and features an enigmatic ex-con/martial arts expert posing as a murdered sheriff who imposes his own brand of justice while also cooking up plans that serve his own interests. The show features a strong cast, and is produced by Alan Ball, best known for True Blood and Six Feet Under. The show sounds awesome, and we're looking forward to the upcoming nudity provided by the super hot Lili Simmons.
Banshee debuts this Friday, Feb 11th at 10pm.
Cheating
The numbers in this survey seem REALLY high. And if you assume some people in the survey probably lied to try to save face, the REAL numbers could actually be even higher . . .
--In a new survey, HALF of men and ONE-THIRD of women admit they've cheated on someone.
--48.5% of men say they've cheated on someone at some point. Another 5% said they would if they knew they wouldn't get busted.
--36% of women say they've cheated on someone, and 12% say they would if they knew they wouldn't get busted.
--The main reason women gave for cheating on someone is that they were unhappy in the relationship. The main reason men gave is that the opportunity arose and they jumped on it.
--There's also some disagreement on what counts as cheating. 40% of men say kissing another woman doesn't count as cheating . . . only 15% of women agree. Half of men say sexting isn't cheating . . . only about a quarter of women agree.
Wease and Emily discuss what may or may not be considered chreating, including Wease's controversial opinion that oral sex from a hooker isn't cheating, but a dinner out with a person of the opposite sex without physical contact can be considered cheating.
Wease proposes that someone should open "The Knob Store", when guys can go for some oral pleasure to relieve the stress in their lives. He also thinks there should be a "Y Store" where women can be pleasured, as long as the guys heads don't go above the woman's waist. This leads to talking about various fetishes that we like, and the ones we don't get, like the adult babies... although we're jealous of people that can get pleasure from stuff we don't. Would you want to watch your spouse bang someone else?
Ask Wease
Question #1 via Facebook... who is at Wease's dream poker table? Great answer from Wease... nine people that don't know how to play poker.
Question #2... Could Wease date a hot Republican? After initially saying no, Wease changes his mind and says he'd enjoy thoughtful discussions with the woman if they were bright, and he'd like to change her mind.
Question #3... Has Wease ever slept with someone he's worked with. Wease's answer is "Yep". Without giving names he tells a couple annectdotes of times he indulged, and times he declined and regretted it.
Question #4... Should you tip more than 20% if you have kids and they are messy. Wease says nope, that's part of the gig.
Question #5... A listener wonders about his relationship with a woman who is having great sex with, but is repulsed by her personality at other times. He likes the sex, but is concerned that his sexual needs will keep him from finding a real girlfriend. Wease's answer in two words... "Booty Call".
Question #6... A caller brings up a serious topic. He and his fiance are planning their wedding, and are on their way to find out if she is pregnant, but are concerned that the pregnancy will effect the wedding. Wease thinks that if they are planning to have kids anyway to go ahead and have the baby.... there is a good chance the bride wouldn't be showing yet anyway. The general concensus is that they will never regret having the baby.
Esquire's 25 Skills All Men Should Know
Some of the things on the list are ridiculous, some are ok. Things that made the list include... Skin a moose... get a bartenders attention... give a good massage... fell a tree... buy a woman clothing... fillet a fish... make eggs 4 ways... sewing a button (isn't that a woman thing)... how to console a crying woman... Click HERE to see the entire list, and how to do all the stuff.
We wind up revisiting a topic we touched upon last week, the suffering people go through at the end of their lives, compared to how compassionately we treat our sick pets. The show members wonder why humans can't get "the shot" to end their suffering, and we get lots of calls from listeners in the health care profession, and people that relate experiences they've had with loved ones.
Katherine Webb And Twitter
We talk about how ever since Brent Musberger gush over Katherine Webb, the girlfriend of the Alabama QB, her Twitter has exploded, growing from 2000 followers to 120,000 in 3 days.
From there we talk about hate tweets that celebrities get, and the bit where Jimmy Kimmel has stars read their own hate tweets. The celebrities were Selena Gomez, Larry King, Dr. Phil, Simon Cowell, Jessica Biel, David Arquette, Kirstie Alley, Tom Arnold, Hayden Panettiere, Anderson Cooper, Eric Stonestreet, Christina Applegate and Bryan Cranston. Hilarious.
Tomorrow's Show
More fun and frivolity tomorrow. Tools, Doug, America's favorite gameshow Geezers Vs. Douchebags, and one of the funniest comedian in the U.S. (because he might not be allowed to leave the country), Jimmy Schubert. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
