Wake Up Everyone
We start the morning talking about everyone's wake up routines. Do you use the snooze alarm, wake up on the first alarm, or do what Pauly's girlfriend does... set 2 or 3 different alarms (instead of a snooze). Do you need a few minutes to collect yourself after you wake up? Emily sits in her shower, Pauly watches TV sitting on the toilet, and Wease fights politics on Facebook... shocking.
Wease also tells us about a great sports documentary called "The Other Dream Team", which chronicles the 1992 Lithuania Olympic basketball team... a group whose country had just gained their freedom, and the team was sponsored by The Grateful Dead.
In one of those weird Wease Show coincidences, after Wease talking about Lithuanian basketball players Pauly shows us he is wearing a Cleveland Cavalier tshirt of Zydrunas Ilgauskas... from Lithuania.
Tools With Sports
Wease and Tools carry over the conversation of Olympic basketball, until a listener calls in to debate a prediction Johnny made yesterday, and the caller makes a great case for the Minnesota Vikings to beat Tools fave team the Packers. Go Vikes.
Tools tells us about potential new head coaches for the Buffalo Bills. We think we'd like Chip Kelly.
Is Chad Ochocinco the biggest douchebag in sports? Here's the latest news... a sex tape.
Finally Miley
SPARTANBURG, SC – From Disney to diva; and now blowup doll!
A guy from North Carolina is facing shoplifting charges for allegedly stealing a Miley Cyrus sex toy. Police from Spartanburg South Carolina claim, 22-year-old Benjamin Greene planned to have his own party in the U.S.A. with an inflatable love doll whose packaging alludes to the famous pop princess.
According to the products box, the “Finally Mylie Love Doll” is part of the Super Star Series made by Pipedream Productions. Other airheads in the line include Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.
Greene tried to pick-up his latex love from a Spencer’s Gifts. An employee at the novelty store saw the Miley fan stuff the $19.99 love doll under his coat. As Greene was about to walk out, he was stopped and that’s when his inflatable girlfriend fell onto the floor.
Now Greene is facing shoplifting charges and probably any shot of meeting the real Miley Cyrus.
This leads to the question "why is Miley, who is engaged and monogamous, considered a slut but Taylor Swift dates a new dude every week and is a good girl?" and from there we talk about, and listen to, some of the naughtier lyrics in pop and rock music. You may think sexy lyrics is a new trend, but it check out classics like ZZ Top's "Pearl Necklace", or "Greased Lightning" from the movie Grease. From learning about "skeet" to Ted Nugent teaching us about the joy of poon tang, to the Crew Cuts sneaking lyrics that sound dirty into Sh-Boom.
Doug With News
- Scam Victims React To Jones Plea Deal
- DWI Suspect's Checkered History
- Arbitor Clears Teacher Of Porn, Robot Theft Charges
Bob Dibuono
Comedian Bob Dibuono is at The Comedy Club this weekend, and joins us in studio. We talk about his appearances on everything from The Odd Couple to The Joey Reynolds Show. Also a discussion of the internet, and people that say bad stuff about people they know nothing about.
Talent
Bob Dibuno does a couple impressions for us, which Wease finds amazing because he can't even talk good in his own voice, much less other peoples. This leads to a discussion of other talents we don't understand and are amazed by, like ventriloquism, acrobats, etc... Wease just saw a special about ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, and even though he still doesn't want to see Dunham, Wease now respects him and his dead terrorist puppet.
Boner
Comedian Bob Dibuno tells about his high school nickname of "Boner", which get's Wease to talk about his early days of comedy doing bits about erections, and a sitcom character named Boner. This leads to Wease talking about a radio guy Phil Hendrie who pisses listeners off by also playing the part of A-hole guest callers on his show, and in effect talking to himself, to piss off listeners. It's an amazing talent. Check it out...
Geezers Vs Douchebags
This is one of the rare weeks when no one on either team got a correct answer. Wease, Billy, Pauly, and Brooksie were all clueless...
Questions from Douchebags to Geezers...
In which video game did you finish off your advisary using a special move called a “Fatality”? (A- Mortal Combat.. )
Who was Inspector Gadget’s arch nemesis? (A- Dr. Claw.. )
Which popular kids show used to end each episode with “The Song That Never Ends”? (A- Lamb Chop’s Play Along.. )
and from Geezers to Douchebags...
Jack Ruby died on this date in 1967… what is Jack Ruby famous for? He’s the strip club owner that killed JFK’s assassin Lee Harvey Oswald.
What long running, and amazingly influential, TV show was created and hosted by Alan Funt? Candid Camera
What builds strong bodies 12 ways? Wonder Bread
Better luck to all of us next week.
Rock On 4 Mark
Courtney Dixon from Dixon Schwabl is in to promote "Rock On 4 Mark". Mark is a huge fan of rock music and Wease who is suffering from stomach cancer, so a benefit is being held at the V Pub in Canandaigua this Saturday. Music prizes and fun for all. Get info HERE.
Another employee of Dixon Schwabl also joins us... Pauly's girlfriend Ryann. While she's here Pauly wants Wease to decide who is right in a dispute between the two. It had to do with the way Pauly reacts to the way he reacts when he's in pain, like when something falls on you, you stub your toe, etc... It seems that Pauly may overreact and throw things, break stuff, etc... Is this normal man behavior, or going overboard? The general consensus is that Pauly is wrong.
Falling
A stripper was taken to the hospital after a fall from a balcony at a club in Cleveland's Flats District early Wednesday morning.
The incident happened at about 12:40 a.m. at Christie’s Cabaret on Main Avenue.
According to a report from Cleveland police, a witness told police he was on the second floor getting a lap dance from the victim, a 22-year-old woman.
"He stated that she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail," stated the officer in the report.
Cleveland EMS said the fall was about 15 feet.
The victim was taken to MetroHealth Medical Center, where the hospital said she remains in critical condition. The police report said she received "major head trauma."
Police said two men who witnessed the incident fled the bar as soon as it happened.
Another man who was in the club at the time told Cleveland station WEWS that he didn't see it happen, but said the victim wasn't moving after the fall and her face was covered in blood. He said he also saw two men leave as soon as it happened.
Police said they are not treating this as a criminal case. The report said the video surveillance inside the club was inconclusive.
WEWS is not releasing the victim's name, pending notification of her family.
This story leads a discussion on seeing people fall, and if it's funny even when you don't know if the person is hurt or not. Why is it funny when you think a friend has hurt themselves. We have no answer, but enjoy this video of people falling...
Plugs/Tomorrow's Show
More fun tomorrow with comedian Bob Dibuono, former AL umpire Ken Kaier, and the annual "Urine" reviews, in which we reveal what we think biggest national, local, and Wease related moments of 2012 are. What do you think is the....
BEST SEGMENT OF THE WEASE SHOW OF 2012
1) WILLIE AND THE MASTER BAIT SHOP
2) THE GUSSIE SAGA (FROM DOWNTOWN TO GENEVA TO FLA.)
3) WEASE AND BROOKSIE ACT OUT GREEN LANTERN’S GAY COMIC
4) PAULY OPENS UP ABOUT HIS O.C.D
5) PAULY SHORE WRECKS THE WEASE SHOW
6) THE OVERALL RISE OF ELVIO FROM LOCAL MUSICIAN TO ROCKSTAR
7) THE SODUS BAY DEBACLE
8) WEASE ACCIDENTALLY STEALS CHIPS DURING POKER TOURNY
9) WEASE WINS AN IPAD AT MORNING SHOW BOOT CAMP
10) STRIPPER OLYMPICS
11) DIANE INTERRUPTS DURING WEASE’S VISION AD
12) WEASE POOPS HIS PANTS
13) RYANN FINDS LIP GLOSS.. IS PAULY CHEATING?
14) WILLIE TELLS JOKES
15) THE 24 HOUR SHOW
Find out tomorrow... It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
