Standing Up For Those Australian DJs
Those Australian radio DJs who we talked about last week who prank called the hospital where Kate Middleton stayed while she was experiences extreme morning sickness are in the news this morning. Tragically, the nurse who transferred their call to Kate's room commited suicide over the weekend. Now.. there's a gigantic group of people calling the DJs murderes.. calling for their jobs.. and even calling for charges to be brought up against them. We all took the stance that these DJs have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG. They pulled off a great bit.. a bit that we were all jealous of. There is absolutely no way that you can predict that a death would come of it. Wease heard people comparing it to the famous "Wee for a Wii" contest that got some radio DJs fired once for having contestants drink water and see who could go the longest without peeing. In that case.. they could have researched the possible outcome. In this case.. there was no way of knowing what could have happened.
**BONUS CONTENT - Nadine Valezquez from FX's "The League" got naked
Bills Lose - Tools Got Mad & Wease Laughed
John Ditullio came in studio to talk Bills with us. He told us that he prides himself on rarely ever getting angry at the Bills games. Yesterday, he was mad. He is now calling for the jobs of both Ryan Fitzpatrick and Chan Gailey. Fitz is not an NFL quarterback.. we know that now.. and Chan will NOT hand the ball to CJ Spiller.. who is leading the NFL in yards per carry.. which is cuase for his termination among other things like terrible clock management. He won't give up the dual duties of head coach & offensive coordinator and he can't handle both. Wease says that he laughed yesterday when the game was lost. It was just so damn typical of the Bills. He'd honestly rather see them lost a despicable game so that we have something to bitch about. The only plus in all this is that ever since Mario Williams underwent wrist surgery he is playing like a BEAST:
Pauly's Christmas Shopping Mishap
Pauly and Ryann went Christmas shopping over the weekend and Pauly had a moment where his pussy-ness almost cost him a hundred bucks. He had a gift card to a store worth a lot of money. In his head.. he was trying to hit the value of the gift card just right. When he checked out.. the total was a good $100 over what it should have been. Pauly panicked and pulled out his credit card to cover the difference. Later.. after reviewing the receipt.. he realized he wasn't wrong and was overcharged. He went back and they gave him back the $100.. but on a gift card instead of as credit back on his credit card. He didn't bitch about it.. but then told Ryann about it later on in the day and she insisted on going back to the store to have the $100 put back on the credit card instead of the gift card. Pauly was such a pussy that he wouldn't even go in the store with her when she went back in.. he hid out in the car.. but he's very grateful to Ryann for getting him his money back.
Wease vs. Name Brands
Wease started his Christmas shopping over the weekend and came in this morning ready to make a rant against name brands. Why in the FIZZUCK do we pay EXTRA money to have a popular name brand on our clothing when we're just advertising for that brand!?!?! It is so ass backwords.. they should be paying us to have their logo on our stuff. Wease's kids are in the early teens so he's seeing them ask for things that are way overpriced just because of the brand name and it's pissing him off which is the reason for this rant. Are the brand names actually better products? We took calls from people SWEARING some are indeed better products.. but not always. Without giving any name examples.. Wease encourages you to do your research first and not buy something where the generic is just as good. Sometimes it's all marketing.
**BONUS CONTENT - Kevin Smith announces what his next and last project will be
13WHAM's Doug Emblidge
-Local charities worry about fiscal cliff
-Wayne County man charged with manslaughter in death of his mother
-Fracking surveys find support in unexpected place
-Rochester Police Officer helps deliver baby in car (he'll be on with us at 9:30am to give us the play by play)
Fat Girls Receipt
Three women went to a restaurant in California and had themselves a nice pleasant meal. It was nice and pleasant.. until the bill came. When the receipt came it had the words "Fat Girls" on it right underneath the name of the server. They complained.. and the manager came over but the girls described him as "trying to fight back laughter". They were eventually apologized to by ownership.. but not until they went public with their story. Both Jamie and Pauly have worked as servers before and talked about how you do have to write yourself little notes to keep diners straight. Usually though.. they just use a table number and a guest number. In fact, both Jamie and Pauly don't even think they had the option to use words. Jamie fears that if he had been able to use words.. he would have been busted for something along these lines at some point in his short career as a server. Here's the receipt:
Aces For Autism
1 in 88 children is diagnosed with autism.. and to help UNYFEAT.. the area's largest not-for-profit organization dedicated to supporting individuals with autism and their families.. Midtown Athletic Club is hosting a celebrity tennis benefit this Friday and Saturday called "Aces For Autism". Celebrity tennis professionals Katrina Adams (20 WTA Tour doubles titles, one ITF singles crown, and current ESPN analyst) and Luke Jensen (former French Open Doubles Champion, Davis Cup Player, and current ESPN analyst) will be there. We welcomed a couple of lovely ladies from UNYFEAT into the studio to promote the very cool event that tennis enthusiasts will LOVE and that gives money to a great cause. Thank you to sisters Lisa and Sarah for coming in this morning:
Attorney James Nobles Wins Again
Jurors delivered a not guilty verdict on all counts Friday afternoon in the murder case against Max Wyant. The Brighton man faced a murder charge in the death of Christopher "C.J." Schoen in February. Wyant's attorney.. James Nobels.. argued and won that his client acted in self defense. Nobels.. joined us in studio this morning to discuss the case. Nobels.. you might remember.. succesfully defended Darren Venable in the U of R stabbing case over a year ago. Nobels gave us the play by play of the incident but the whole conversation came down to how Nobels' client shot someone in the back and got off in self defense. We found out that the story goes like this.. Schoen was not welcome in Wyant's home and because Wyant believed that Schoen was there to commit a crime.. he had the right to defend himself and his property. With all due respect to Nobels and Wyant.. there IS more to it than that but it would take a book and not just a paragraph in this rundown. Thank you to Brother Nobels for coming in this morning:
**BONUS CONTENT - Psy (the "Gangnam Style" guy) once did a very anti-America song
Anti-Jokes/Brian Posehn
Wease got into an argument with his 13 year-old son over the weekend over what is and what is not funny. Sammy pulled up a website called http://www.anti-jokes.com/ and started reading some "non jokes" to his dad. Wease just grumbled and didn't think it was funny at all. He read us a few of the jokes (follow the above link to see them) and we pretty much all laughed so Wease just figured that maybe it was him that wasn't getting it. Speaking of comedy, Wease said that he had a hard time interviewing actor/comedian Brian Posehn last week. We had him up on Thursday and Friday and Wease wanted to apologize to the audience because he felt that the interview didn't go well because Posehn didn't really give him much to work with. Plus it was hard because they're likes and dislikes were pretty much polar opposites from eachother. Nothing against Brian.. Wease just wanted to apologize.
RPD Officer Who Delivered Baby
Officer Willo Glynn called in this morning to tell us his story from the weekend. Early Saturday morning a he was assigned to a “Stop DWI” detail near East Main Street and North Goodman. It was at that intersection he noticed a car coming towards him driving erratically. The driver was honking his horn and flashing his lights. Officer Glynn then signaled for the car to pull over. When the car pulled over the passenger jumped out sand yelled "the head is out the head is out!!" He was puzzled but quickly figured out what was happening.. this woman was in labor!! He followed his training and remained calm and called it in and grabbed a blanket and told the woman to push. The baby then popped right out on the first try. Awesome!! Thank you to Brother/Officer Willo for calling in this morning:
Peanut Butter & Bacon
Wease said that he saw a promo for a new tv show called "United States of Bacon" coming soon. He said that it is crazy how many tv shows there are in this world. Now they're gonna do this show!?!? Someone called in to suggest a bacon & peanut butter sandwich. We all said ew.. but Wease didn't. He said he might try it.. he said that he has spent a lifetime learning that peanut butter tastes good on almost anything. A ton of callers agreed.. and called in to tell us what they put peanut butter on and we heard everything from pancakes (ok.. sounds good) to bananas (ok not bad) to honey and bread (with peanut butter that DOES sound pretty damn good).
**BONUS CONTENT - Impressionist reads Christmas classic as 30 different celebrities
Jamie's Terrible Night
Jamie only got 2 hours of sleep last night. He just flew in from Madison, Wisconsin last night after performing stand-up all weekend long. He got here at midnight and he got to his car waiting for him at the airport and he had a FLAT TIRE!! Ughhhhhh. So he decided to walk to a gas station nearby and purchase some fix a flat. He did so and according to the instructions on the can.. he needs to find a gas station with air and get the thing pumped up because the seal doesn't last forever. He finally finds one after trying gas station after gas station after gas station (and by the way.. it's 12:30 by now and Jamie works in morning radio which means he has to be up in about 4 hours and he's still out and about). He finally found one with some air.. but now he's worried that he's gonna go down to the parking garage after work and it's going to be flat again. Callers confirmed that there's a good chance of that.. and Jamie said he'll let us know tomorrow on the air what happened.
Bernie Kosar Drunk/EJ The DJ's Car
We played an audio clip that someone sent us that happened late last week on Cleveland sports talk radio station WKNR. Bernie Kosar calls in for a weekly segment to talk about the upcoming Browns game.. but this was not his usual call in. You can 
click here to listen to the clip of Bernie.. sounding HAMMERED on the radio. After we finished listening to the Bernie audio.. EJ the DJ walked by the studio and Wease called her in to motherhucker her. He saw her post over the weekend that she can't wait to move out of downtown Rochester. He asked her why.. upset that someone would have had a bad experience downtown. She responded that her car was broken into over the weekend so she was just blowing off steam.
Plugs/Tomorrow's Show
John Ditullio will be at TC Hooligan's in Greece tonight watching Monday Night Football (Texans vs. Patriots) and doing sports trivia starting at 9pm. If you murder someone.. hire James Nobles as your attorney. On tomorrow's show we've got all the usual plus a brand new episode of Redneck News. Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!
