Bank Robberies
On Sunday.. after the Bills game.. The IHOP in Buffalo was robbed and a SWAT team had to be called in. Brooksie went to that EXACT same IHOP that morning BEFORE the Bills game. Thank God he didn't decide to go afterwords. They never caught the people that did it.. they made off before the po po showed up. Jamie said that he wishes he could be a part of a stick up (as a victim) as long as no one gets hurt. Wease says he would too.. for the story. Brooksie claims he wishes he had been there when it happened but we don't believe him. Speaking of bank robberies this is a GREAT STORY.. last week, a 19-year-old girl put a video up on YouTube bragging about stealing a car and robbing a bank. Well.. the police found the video, and they connected her to both crimes.. which was especially easy since she was wearing the SAME clothes in the video as she did during the robbery. She was arrested. Here's the YouTube video.. which she randomly set to Green Day:
Fire Bob Costas!?
John Ditullio came in studio to report to us from the sports talk radio world that there's a push right now to get Bob Costas fired as one of the hosts on NBC's Sunday Night Football. The reason is because of his 90 second statement that he made against guns as his response to the Javon Belcher murder-suicide story. Wease gets angry.. saying that it's America's wanna be "macho" men who don't wanna hear anyone saying anything anti-gun. Meanwhile, we see FAR MORE stories about people being accidentally killed with guns in the news than we do of people being saved with guns. Conspiracy theorists think that the media hides the hero stories.. it's not true. Wease thought that sports commentators are supposed to have opinions.. now someone has a real one on LIFE and not just douchbag sports and the sports macho men wanna get him fired for it? Go F yourselves.
**BONUS CONTENT - The Wease Family Christmas Video
Teams Losing Fans
There's a new list out of the pro sports teams who are running out of fans.. and it makes one thing clear.. fair weather fans make or break your attendance. The list is based on how much each team's attendance has declined over the past decade. It covers the four major sports. Nine of the 13 teams on the list are in the bottom 10 in their respective leagues for their win-loss record over the past decade. When the team starts losing.. clearly the attendance starts dropping. Those are the fair-weather fans. With John Ditullio in studio Here's the full list of 13 teams running out of fans:
#13.) Miami Dolphins, NFL. Down 17.1%.
#12.) Milwaukee Bucks, NBA. Down 19%.
#11.) Washington Wizards, NBA. Down 19.1%. Ten years ago, Michael Jordan was there finishing his career.
#10.) Columbus Blue Jackets, NHL. Down 19.2%.
#9.) Baltimore Orioles, MLB. Down 19.7%. Even though they just got good again, the fans haven't fully come back.
#8.) New York Mets, MLB. Down 22%.
#7.) Detroit Pistons, NBA. Down 22.3%.
#6.) Oakland Athletics, MLB. Down 22.6%.
#5.) Dallas Stars, NHL. Down 23.2%.
#4.) Arizona Diamondbacks, MLB. Down 32%. They'd just won a World Series ten years ago.
#3.) Houston Astros, MLB. Down 36.1%.
#2.) Cleveland Indians, MLB. Down 38.7%.
#1.) Seattle Mariners, MLB. Down 51.4%.
Redneck News (from The Times of Wayne County)
-State Police Investigator Andrew Jasie reported the arrest on Saturday (11/17) of David J. Douglas, Jr., age 29, of Irondequoit for Burglary 3rd. It is alleged that Douglas broke into several storage lockers in three different northern Wayne County storage businesses, and stole property. Here's his mugshot:
-The Wayne County Office of the Sheriff reported the arrest on Thursday (11/29) at 9:02 p.m. of Robert J. Remington, age 26, of Fayette Street in the Village of Palmyra for Petit Larceny. It is alleged that Remington took a Pepsi drink from a conven i e n c e store in Walworth and left without paying. Here's his mugshot:
-Newark Village Police received a report of shots fired in the area near VanB u r e n Street on Thursday. Police spotted a man walking with a rifle that said he was hunting and upon investigation, Richard E. Block, age 45, of Newark was arrested for Criminal Possession of a Weapon in the 4th Degree. Due to his felony conviction, Block is prohibited from possessing a gun, or weapon. He told police he was unaware that as a convicted felon he was prohibited from hunting with a gun. He apparently also did not know he needed a hunting license since he was also charged under the State Econ law for not having a valid hunting license. Here's his mugshot:
-Clyde Village Police Officer JP Pacello reported the arrest on Sunday (11/25) at 1:18 p.m. of Steven W. Derycke, age 21, of Clyde for Criminal Mischief 3rd after a domestic dispute. It is alleged he threw his girlfriend’s i-Pad in the driveway and smashed it. The i-Pad’s value was approximately $450. Here's his mugshot:
WHAM1180's Shari Smith
Douglas McEmblidge is under the weather this morning.. Shari filling in.
-Two RPD officers & a suspect were hit by a car
-300 more classroom hours coming soon to Rochester schools
-Six injured in Seneca County buggy crash
-A bad flu season is being predicted.. already started
**BONUS CONTENT - Megan Fox gets wet & wild
What's The Royal Fuss?
Prince William and Kate Middleton are expecting their first child.. but Wease doesn't care. Jamie said that he couldn't care less either. They don't understand why people are so interested in the royal family. Pauly says that he's one of those people who is very interested in seeing pictures and videos of the royal family. He's just fascinated by it and wants to know what their day to day lives are like. He also says that Kate Middleton is one of his personal list of the top 5 most beautiful women in the world. Wease and Jamie disagree.. and say she's just fine. The baby would officially become third in line for the British throne, behind Prince Charles and William. The beautiful Kate Middleton:
**BONUS CONTENT - This Friday morning we'll be at the Dunkin Donuts on Penfield Road near 5 Mile Line BROADCASTING The Wease Show LIVE and raising funds for the HUGS Foundation... http://www.quatela.com/AboutUs/hugsfoundation/
Sex Toys & Sex Parties
Yesterday, Wease's neighbors gave Doreen a catalogue for sex toys. It's actually not just about the toys.. it's about ordering and throwing a "sex toy party". Being that we're all men here on the show.. none of us have ever been to one.. but we've all heard that the broads go nuts for these things. Jamie points out that this is one of those things that men will never be able to do because he fears that if he sent out an invite for a male sex toy party no one would show up. We reminded Wease that a few weeks ago Doreen told him that she's be willing to experiment more in the bedroom and we wonder if her showing him this catalogue is her trying to tell him something? Here's the catalogue in question:
News Team's Awesomely Terrible LIVE Mistake
Chicago's WGN news team made a pretty glaring mistake Friday morning, when they reported that a small plane had CRASHED in the middle of the city. They showed footage of the wreckage and speculated about what happened for a few minutes.. until someone in the control room finally told them a plane hadn't really crashed. It was just a set for the NBC series "Chicago Fire". They find out it's a TV set around 1:28. Check it out:
Good & Bad Penis Days
Somehow.. we got to talking about penises. The following question was asked.. ya know how women have good and bad hair days? Do men have good and bad penis days? Jamie and Pauly say that this totally happens to them. Some days they wake up and take a look down and it's like "Whoa.. hi there" and other days it's like "hello? Anyone home down there?". Wease says that he has no idea what he's talking about and swears that his penis is always the same size. The conversation turned to penile implants and we called the Urology Associates of Rochester because we had some questions about them. We learned that there's a pump inserted in the scrotum that does all the work and that the sensation and the "happy ending" is the exact same as it would be without the pump.
**BONUS CONTENT - Derek Jeter becomes Derek Eater
GEVA's "A Christmas Carol"
"A Christmas Carol" is at GEVA for the holiday season and you can catch a show anytime before December 23rd. We welcomed Guy Paul (left) who plays Scrooge and Remi Sandri (right) who plays Jacob Marley into the studio this morning to promote the show. Wease and the guys talked about theater and Wease said that he hasn't been to see this play in a while but is always blown away anytime he goes. We gave away a small spoiler about how Marley makes his entrance into the theater from the back. Guy told us about having been killed on The Sopranos and we pulled up and watched the clip of that. He says that it's one of his most favorite memories as an actor because how many can say that they were hit by the Sopranos mob on television!? Thank you to Brothers Scrooge and Marley for coming in this morning:
What's On Your Amazon Wish List?
We were talking about weddings and how women spend their lives planning their wedding and men don't really. Pauly said that he thinks about getting married one day pretty often and has things that he really wants to have at his reception. Jamie said that he heard about a new way to tell people want you want for your wedding. Instead of registering at Macy's or whatever.. just give people access to your Amazon Wish List. Jamie has some good stuff on his wish list and Billy says he has been adding stuff to his list for years. He left his Amazon logged in on one of the studio computers so we went onto his wish lift and found 115 items that warranted making fun of including comics, nerdy movies, a book called The Toyminator, and a Bat Mite statuette:
Amish talk
There was an accident here in town yesterday between a car and an Amish buggie and it got us talking about the Amish. Really.. it was just us asking questions and no one answering them because.. um.. it's not like they can call in and tell us the answers to any of this. Here are our questions though.. can just ANYONE become Amish or do you have to be born into it? What is Rumspringa? Is it true that during Rumspringa that Amish people get to come out into the world and go nuts for a while? In Amish schools.. do they teach history up to the current day or do they stop at a certain year? Hmmm. Usually when we ask questions on stuff like this the phones light up.. but for some reason today.. nothing.. lol.
**BONUS CONTENT - Geek news about the new Spiderman flick
Plugs/Tomorrow's Show
Jamie will be at the Sea Breeze Bill Gray's tonight 5-8pm raising money for Wease Cares. "A Christmas Carol" is playing at GEVA thru December 23rd. On tomorrow's show we'll welcome the bullied bus monitor Karen Klein into our studio, have a brand new edition of Ask Wease, have all the usual stuff, and much much more. Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!
