Wimmen's Is Crazy
We start the morning with our friend Nicki Preston and intern Jackie Nutt in studio, and Pauly makes an observation about how women deal with each other... "ooohhh I love your shoes", "that's such a cute top", etc... Guys never do that, and women sound so catty doing it. they also show another female trait when Nicki and Jackie start talking over each other like the chicks on shows like The View. Nicki points out that women can hear everything being said, but men can't.
Wease's teeth
About once a year and a half Wease has a tooth issue. Yesterday he was eating something he called Gorp (turns out it's an old hippie name for trailmix... Good Old Raisins and Peanuts) when he broke his partial bridge. An emergency trip to his dentist was a help, although it's gonna take a couple days to completely fix.
This only added to a day of Wease hell where he had a repair man at his house to fix his broken dryer, had a couple meetings, and just an all around crazy day.
White Bull
Over the past year bath salts and synthetic marijuana have made big news, and now we have White Bull... a synthetic cocaine. Check out this terrible story, and how bad it can get. We also learn more about it from listeners who are in law enforcement and medical professions.
Harry With Sports
A bit about NFL players and viagra leads to a conversation about how many chicks football players bang, and how they may get so sick of peach they may start banging dudes.
NBA Upset About Spurs Resting Players
Falcons Beat Saints 23-13 when Drew Brees is picked off 5 times, and his TD pass streak is broken.
The story Wease finds funny is that Michael Jordan was kicked off a golf course for wearing cargo shorts not approved by the couse, and is now banned from ever golfing there again. How stupid are these people? Harry tells us that even happened to him locally when he played college golf, but then again Harry isn't Jordan.
Marshall Fine Film Reviews
Brad Pitt plays a mob enforcer hired to track down three guys who rob a card game being run by Ray Liotta.
--Richard Jenkins is the guy who hires Brad, and James Gandolfini plays another hitman Brad brings in to help do the job.
Here's a trailer...
Engagement Ring Controversy
One of the many things KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS HUMPHRIES are supposedly fighting over is the $2 million engagement ring. He thinks she should give it back because the wedding was a SHAM. She feels like she has a legal right to keep it. The question is, why would she want to?
This leads to a long discussion of "engagement ring ettiquette", about when rings should be returned. Leads to a bunch on listener calls with stories, and Nicki telling us about gifts she's received that make us think she may be a little high maintainance.
Doug With News
- Head On Crash Sends 2 To Hospital
- Man Rescued From Genesee River
Nicki Preston At Fetish Ball
Nicki tells us about Halloween weekend in Vegas where she went to a Fetish Ball as a rep for her radio station, and about all the stuff she saw, and the dudes that hit on her. Can you blame them? This is the l'il devil outfit she wore that night, and here she is as a bunny for a different party on Halloween night.
and here is a bonus pic of Nicki in her devil costume with some friends on a stripper pole...
One of the things Nicki saw was a sex toy of some sort... a leather strap that wraps around a dude's scrotum with metal balls to weigh stuff down. We wound up calling our friends at Ontario Video and News to ask about it.
Orlando Jones
We are joined again today by actor/comedian Orlando Jones who tells us stories about the movies he's been in, such as The Replacements. This leads to a discussion internet discussion boards where there is nothing but hatred for the biggest celebrities, such as Michael Jordan, Lindsay Lohan, etc...
Also... do black people blush? According to Orlando the answer is yes, and also sunburn.
A caller calls up with a bone to pick with Orlando... his girlfriend spent the ride home from the Comedy Club raving about Orlando's ass, and how hot he is.
More Trouble For Linsay Lohan
LINDSAY LOHAN was arrested early yesterday morning at a nightclub . . . (--Where else, right?) . . . for allegedly punching another woman in the face. And it may have had something to do with a free psychic reading. (???)
--There are about a million different versions of exactly what happened. We'll break it down for you as simply as we can.
--It was 4:00 A.M. at a New York City club called Avenue, when Lindsay decided to punch a 28-year-old woman named Tiffany Eve Mitchell in the face.
--Sources say they were sitting at adjacent booths, and at one point, Lindsay told the woman to, quote, "give me my space." Shortly after that, she punched her.
--Police were called, and by the time they got there, Lindsay had already tried to flee.
--She was in the passenger seat of a car outside the bar, but cops intercepted her and arrested her right there. She was booked for 3rd degree misdemeanor assault and released at around 8:00 A.M.
--The other thing we know for sure is that earlier in the night, Lindsay had attended the JUSTIN BIEBER concert at Madison Square Garden. The boy band THE WANTED was his opening act.
--From there, the details are all over the place . . . but The Wanted may have played a part in the chaos.
--A source says Lindsay totally wanted to get her hooks into a member of the group . . . one MAX GEORGE. And he did show up at the Avenue to party with Lindsay.
--But she was getting so drunk and annoying that he turned his attention to Tiffany. And that's why Lindsay slugged her. Max, meanwhile, ended up leaving with a THIRD chick.
--Max did Tweet about this chaos, but all he said was, quote, "eventful night!!"
--But Tiffany might not have been competing with Lindsay for Max's affection, because her HUSBAND was at the club with her. And he later told the press, quote, "Lindsay Lohan got drunk and went crazy . . . [and] hit my wife."
--Also, Tiffany herself says this started over an offer for a FREE PSYCHIC READING. Tiffany is a psychic, you see. And she says she had a premonition about Lindsay, so she offered to give her a free reading.
--Lindsay turned her down and told her, quote, "Give me my space."
--At this point, according to a source, a friend of Tiffany's started hurling insults at Lindsay . . . calling her a WHORE and saying her movie "Liz & Dick" sucked. And that led to the punch.
--And finally, according to some reports, it all started when Tiffany bumped into Lindsay while she was trying to avoid a fight that broke out in the club earlier in the night. Apparently, Lindsay stewed over that for a while before deciding to sock her.
--The big question is, of course, whether Lindsay was drunk. Some sources say no . . . some say yes . . . and one says she was downing vodka and SNORTING COCAINE.
--That source claims the whole thing started when Tiffany asked to take a picture with Lindsay, and Lindsay rudely refused. The woman just walked away, but for some reason, Lindsay wouldn't let it go.
--The source says, quote, "She totally sucker-punched that girl in the face out of nowhere! Nobody saw it coming. Lindsay went wild. She was kicking and screaming, cursing at the girl and then spit at her."
--Of course, Lindsay's attorney says she was NOT under the influence of drugs or alcohol . . . and added, quote, "From my initial investigation, I am completely confident that this case will be concluded favorably and that Lindsay will be totally exonerated."
(--Here's a picture of Lindsay's victim . . . who says she suffered some bruising and swelling as a result of the sucker punch.) (People)
Sex Is A Performance Enhancing Drug
Women's MMA star RONDA ROUSEY . . . who recently became the first female fighter in the UFC . . . says she has as much sex as possible before a fight . . . because fornication raises a woman's testosterone level.
(--And here are Ronda's NUDE photos from "ESPN the Magazine's" last "Body Issue". You can see video from the photo shoot here.)
Nudity
We revisit Nicki's story from earlier about going to a fetish party, and talk about uptight people being adverse to getting naked. Wease is of the belieh that you shouldn't be adverse of your body, and that "nudity is freedom". Preach Brother Wease!!!
Nudity talk led to a sex tape discussion, because of a headline Wease saw in our prep...
Kelly Monaco Has a Sex Tape . . . But the Guy Who Has It Says We'll Never See It
Wease wants to know "Who the hell is Kelly Monaco?" this leads talking about Dancing With The Stars, and what being famous actually is.
Adam Duritz
We bump with the Counting Crows classic "Mr. Jones" in honor of Orlando Jones presense, but this leads to a discussion of all the hot Hollywood actresses lead singer Adam Duritz has banged. This amazing list includes Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Emmy Rossum, Monica Potter, Mary Louise Parker, among others. A chubby white guy with dreadlocks that can do that is my hero.
Plugs/Next Week
Thanks for coming in Nicki Preston. Go see Orlando at the Comedy Club this weekend. Join Wease and Billy at the Auditorium Theater to see "Memphis". Whatever you do, have a good weekend. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
