World Series/Baseball Players Hott Girlfriends
Wease watched some of The World Series last night but found it boring because it wasn't close as the Giants beat the Tigers 8-3. His wife, Doreen, loves baseball and can sit and watch 9 innings without any problems. Wease said that when he saw Justin Verlander.. who got rocked by the way.. all he could think about was Kate Upton. They've only recently started dating and Wease says that a hottie like that can mess up a guy's head. Even a guy whose used to pressure.. like a professional pitcher.. can get distracted by the pu. Barry Zito pitched for the Giants last night and not to be outdone by Justin Verlander.. not only did he beat him on the mound.. but he almost matched him in the woman he bangs. He's married to Amber Seyer.. who is a model.. and looks like this:
..and here's a pic of Kate Upton at last night's game sporting a Tigers' hat and rooting on her man:
..and just because that picture didn't show everything Kate Upton has to offer.. enjoy:
Woman Sells Virginity For $780,000
While on the topic of hott women.. Catarina Migliorini just earned $780,000. The 20-year-old Brazilian woman has been auctioning off her virginity online for the past few weeks and a man from Japan known as "Natsu" came out on top with the winning bid. Migliorini, a physical education student, plans to donate as much as 90 percent of the auction price to charities that will build homes in the Brazilian state of Santa Catarina. Wease wonders what would happen if this idea were presented to a super religious person. Sex is supposed to be taboo outside of marriage but if it's going to help people.. what's wrong with it? What about this.. what if by having sex for money you could prevent 100 murders? Wouldn't that HAVE to be okay? We don't know.. but we do know one thing.. Catarina Migliorini appears to be worth every penny of the $780K.. check out a few pictures:
Scientist Says Heaven Exists.. And He Can Prove It
Alexander, a Harvard neurosurgeon, nearly died four years ago when a ferocious E. coli meningitis infection attacked his brain and plunged him deep into a week-long coma. Doctors gave him little chance to live and told his family that if he did survive he'd probably be brain-damaged for the rest of his life. He recovered.. a miracle.. and when he recovered he had one hell of a story. His story is that he spent that week in Heaven. Here's his description: "I was rescued by this beautiful, spinning, white light that had a melody, an incredibly beautiful melody with it that opened up into a bright valley," he added, "an extremely verdant valley with blossoming flowers and a just incredible, rich, ultra-real world of indescribable complexity." Wease thinks this sounds more like hell than heaven.. shouldn't heaven be sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll without repercussions.
I Was Only Scratching My Balls!!
A Florida man was able to get out of a potential arrest by flashing his genitals at a police officer. He was in the parking lot of a store and was observed with his hands in his lap moving up and down in a fast motion. Whoever observed this called the police and they showed up and were waiting for him when he came out of the store. The man explained to them that he had a rash on his balls and he was scratching them.. not pleasuring himself!! After telling that story.. we got a call from a guy who told us that this JUST HAPPENED TO HIM!! He is a frequent lottery player and loves scratch offs. He bought some tickets and went into the parking lot.. then sat there in his car with his tickets in his lap and scratched it off. The cops were called.. and he had to explain his innocence.
Parents Arrested.. But Should They Have Been?
The parents of a sexual abuse victim are now facing criminal charges for failing to protect their child from his alleged abuser.The alleged abuser is Jay Kroll, 56, is a Level 2 Registered Sex Offender in the State of New York and also a relative of the boy he allegedly abused. At issue here is the fact that the parents KNEW he was a sex offender and still left their child with him. It raises the following debate.. should a parent be held legally accountable for anything bad that happens for their kid over failure to protect them? If Jamie's 18 month-old falls and breaks a bone.. was Jamie negligent? Wease doesn't think so and thinks that this story is unique because the parents knew about the sex offender thing and still failed to protect. We looked at a website called http://www.familywatchdog.us/ where you can enter your address and see a map of the sex offenders in your neighborhood. You might be suprised.
13WHAM's Doug Emblidge
-RPD looking to gang members' families for help
-10 year old East Rochester boy drives mom's car.. hits a pedestrian and another vehicle
-Monroe County man charged with biting postal worker
-Man charged in death of Brockport freshman due in court
Comedian Tom Simmons in studio
Tom will be at The Comedy Club in Webster tonight, tomorrow night, and Saturday night. Tom was up late last night watching the World Series. We asked him what he tought about that the fact that Justin Verlander is dating Kate Upton. He said that Kate Upton makes him think of his wife. That sounds romantic right? No.. Tom cleared up that last statement by saying that it DOES make him think of his wife in the sense that Kate Upton is the woman he would ruin his marriage for haha!! Tom is excited for Halloween.. he used to hate it but now that he has kids he loves helping them get all dressed up and going out trick or treating with them. He's wondering if anyone will show up at The Comedy Club this weekend in costume. Thank you to Brother Tom for coming in this morning:
Human Cannonball Brian Miser in studio
The Ringling Brother Barnum & Bailey Circus is back in town.. and we welcome human cannonball Brian Miser in studio this morning!! Brian told us about his current act.. which is actually being set on fire and being shot across the arena out of a crossbow. He started as a cannon man but has now become the only crossbow guy going. The circus is at The Blue Cross Arena thru Sunday with multiple shows both Saturday & Sunday. Jamie told us a quick story about having gone to the circus last year and having his 4 year-old son Charlie up on his shoulders while walking into the arena. As they walked in.. they walked by some protestors (animal activists always protest the circus). One of the protestors yelled "HAVE FUN RIDING AN ELEPHANT THAT IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY THE CIRCUS!!". Jamie's son.. without understanding.. turned to the protestor and said in a sweet young voice "thank you!!". You can click here for ticket info & times. Thank you to Brother Miser for coming in this morning:
The Village People Weren't Gay?!?!
In a new documentary, two longtime members of The Village People claim that there are NO gay undertones in their music.. even though the group was created to be a part of gay culture, and in previous interviews, they've openly talked about the songs being a celebration of gayness. Felipe Rose who's been the "Indian" character from the beginning.. says that the gay connection is just a popular misconception. He claims the Village People are, quote, "just a party band." HOWEVER.. four years ago.. in an interview with "Spin" magazine four years ago, David, the "Construction Worker," said, quote, "'Y.M.C.A.' certainly has a gay origin. That's what [producer] Jacques [Morali] was thinking when he wrote it.. "Because our first album was possibly the gayest album ever. I mean, look at us. We were a gay group. So was the song written to celebrate gay men at the UMCA? Yes. Absolutely. And gay people love it." Just look at The Village People.. c'monnnn:
Another DUMB Politician
There's a Senate Candidate from Indiana who said that pregnancy from rape is something God intended. For the record.. he's not pro-rape or anything like that.. but he does believe that life begins at conception and even in the case of rape.. that's an act of God. What's maybe even worse than that is the fact that today.. Rick Santorum defended his comments. Wease hates to be partisan and piss off half of the audience.. but don't you hear this and just automatically think "conservative & Republican"? Indeed.. he is both of those things. Wease doesn't want to get too snotty about this.. but he just wants to point out again that the dumbest things are always said by the right side.
Heaven/Fire Alarm/Tom Hanks
Burning thru a few topics late in the show.. we got back to talking about Heaven and whether or not it exists (inspired by the story earlier). Wease wonders why no one who claims they see Heaven ever comes back having seen Muslim Heaven with all the virgins or something? Somehow.. they always manage to see exactly what they already believed was there. We got word that tomorrow our building will be holding a fire drill and Wease panicked that it might happen during the show. Not because he's worried about the show.. he just doesn't want to have to go up and down 16 stories worth of stairs. He says he's gonna hide under the console if it happens before 10:30am. Finally, we played the audio of this video of Tom Hanks doing a "Full House" slam poem on Jimmy Fallon last night:
Brother Wease will be at Salvatore's Pub in Webster tonight at 7pm for sports trivia. John Ditullio will be at Salvatore's Garage Door in Irondequoit doing the same thing at the same time. Tom Simmons will be at The Comedy Club in Webster tonight. The Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus is at The Blue Cross Arena tonight thru Sunday. On tomorrow's show.. we'll have all the usual plus film critic Marshall Fine, musician Chris Trapper, and singer/songwriter Deborah Magone. Until tomorrow.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!