Around The Room

Thanks again to John Ditullio for helping us out, sitting in the Wease chair this week giving us a chance to do some live conversations while Wease is away this week, while also mixing in some Best Of as well...

Last night John did something he doesn't really like... dealing with nature.  There was a fox in his backyard and Tools manned up, staring it down and shooing him away, protecting his family and dog.  Good job Johnny.

Yesterday afternoon after finishing their work Pauly, Billy, and Brooksie went to Old Country Buffet and stuffed their faces.  For just $7 each they had plates upon plates of fried chicken, calzone, mac & cheese, and lots of other stuff.  Billy and Pauly both paid the price for their gluttony with some stomach problems.

Sex In Public

Have you ever had sex in public?  After talking to Wease, Jamie, and listeners it seems many people have.  Cars and woods are the most popular places, although Wease doesn't consider cars public.

Sports

John is very sad today... his beloved Yankees got crushed yesterday, and have been eliminated from the postseason.  This makes the rest of us happy because not only did the Yanks lose, but Tools lost a bet and brought us a bunch of delicious muffins and donuts from Dunkin.  The A-Rod controversy continues.  He was still on the bench for NY when even in a slump he's still better than many of the guys on the field.

Also, Cardinals beat Giants 8-3 to take 3-1 lead in NLCS.  John thinks the Cards are the favorite to win the series.

In a low scoring NFL game the 49ers beat the Seahawks 13-6.

Doreen Changes Outcome Of Baseball Game

In this Best Of we here the story of how Doreen and her friends offered money to another guy to run on the field at Yankee Stadium.  Well, the guy running on the field caused a delay, and negated an out which would've ended the game.  The Yanks rallied, and came out victors. 

Al Smith Dinner


The Al Smith Memorial Dinner is a charity dinner held every four years benefitting Catholic charities, and attended by the Presidential candidates.  There were some funny jabs, and kind words spoken by Obama and Romney.  Enjoy.

Joke 1

Joke 2

Joke 3

  Joke 4

Candidate Kind Words

Randy Gorbman With News

Randy Gorbman is sitting in for a vacationing Shari Smith, filling in for a vacationing Doug Emblidge...



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Stripper Olympics

Paris, Peaches, and Bambi from The Klassy Kat were in studio a couple months ago for our own ode to The 2012 Summer Olympics.. the "Stripper Olympics":

That morning's events are hula hooping, give Willie a lap dance, and show us how you would eat a banana with whipped cream on it contest.  It was the day of Willie's life.

Scariest Movies Ever

A website called Film.com has dropped a list of the Top 50 Horror Movies.  Here's their Top 10 . . . do you agree?

 

 

#1.)  "The Shining"

 

#2.)  "The Thing"

 

#3.)  "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

 

#4.)  "Night of the Living Dead"

 

#5.)  "The Exorcist"

 

#6.)  "Halloween"

 

#7.)  "Carrie"

 

#8.)  "Alien"

 

#9.)  "Rosemary's Baby"

 

#10.)  "Jaws"

 

 

(--Check out the complete list here.)

Wease Calls In

Wease is vacationing in Aruba this week to update us on what's happening in his life.  No shock he's losing money at poker.  Also, his rental car was broken into.  They attempted to hotwire the vehicle, but couldn't so they stole Doreen's glasses.  We just wanted to write of the loss, but Doreen called the police to report it.  Today Wease is being dragged to the police station by Doreen to see if they found her eyewear.  Sure, the Aruba police didn't find Natalee Holloway, but they're gonna find Doreen's glasses.  Wimmen's is crazy.

VerHulst Haunted Hayride

This weekend Pauly and Emily will be at the VerHults Halloween Hayride as cast members trying to scare you.  They'll be doing one of these three things, so go see which one they choose...

1. Pauly is a masked monster who will be chasing Emily thru the field... she comes up to the wagon screaming for help when Pauly carries her off.

2.  The wagon goes past a table where Emily is set to eat Pauly's screaming, blood covered, decapitated head, which is sticking up thru a hole in the middle of the table.

3. During a walking section towards the end Pauly "pretends" to be a cast member, but it turns out he is "real".  Emily tries to reassure her fellow riders that he is an actor, and he can't touch them.  Everyone is shocked when he grabs her and carries her away.

Which one will it be?  You'll have to go and find out.  Click the above link for info.

U of R Cheerleader Car Wash

From 10am-Noon tomorrow head to 12 Corners in Brighton for a charity car washYou give them what you can, even if it's just the change in your cup holder.  Pauly, please don't be creepy with these young ladies... oh too late, he already is.  They don't want to do car washes wearing bikinis in Oct.  Np Pauly, they don't want to do a split for you. 


Plugs/Next Week

We highly recommend you go to the VerHults Halloween Hayride to see Pauly and Emily.  Get a nice car wash from some nice girls in Brighton.  Amerks are playing.  Lots of stuff to do around town, so do something.  Wease will be back live next week with vacation stories.  Pauly Shore is booked for an interview... let's see what Wease thinks about that.  Doug Emblidge will be back, Tools will give us the sports, and tons of great stuff.  It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.