Wease & Billy's O.Ls Got Pissed
Billy began the morning with a story about his old lady Susan getting pissed at him for being missing in action for a couple of hours yesterday. He ended up having to stay at work late. Remember.. Billy doesn't have a cell phone. So Billy e-mailed Susan to tell her he'd be home late. When he got home.. he got motherhuckered. Susan wanted to know why she didn't hear from him. He says he tried to e-mail. She says that next time he needs to call. He feels she should know to check her e-mail and check the webcam at www.951thebrew.com. We side with Billy. Wease has an unbelievably coincidental relate.. he and Doreen got in the same argument yesterday!! They just planned a trip to Aruba for October to celebrate their anniversary and Doreen brought up that last time.. she got pissed at him for being missing in action from time to time in Aruba when they've gone in the past. Wease is pissed because she HAS to know that he's in the casino. Where else could he be? Doreen brings up Natalee Holloway. We think there's a slight difference between a cute blonde teenager and an ugly old Jew. No offense to Wease.. but we think he's in no danger of being abducted.
Jamie gets in trouble at TJ Maxx
Jamie was looking forward to a nice quiet Thursday evening last night when his phone rang around 3pm. It was from a comedy club in Oneonta, New York.. they were in a comedy emergency after their headliner canceled. Jamie took the gig.. but needed to get a move on because it's a good 5 hour drive. He quickly threw some clothes in the dryer to get the wrinkles out and jumped in the car. When he got to Oneonta.. he realized that he left the clothes in the dryer.. and was without a chance of clothes. He was wearing a t-shirt and athletic shorts.. not good for going on stage. He went to the local TJ Maxx down in Oneonta and bought a quick change of clothes. Since he was in a time crunch.. he went into the bathroom to change. While changing.. security came in and asked him to come out of the stall. Jamie got pissed.. he had already paid and was being accused of stealing. He gave security back some lip service and they told him to come out immediately. Finally, Jamie slipped his receipt under the stall door and they left him alone.
Ben Wa Balls (50 Shades of Grey)
We heard that filthy bestseller "Fifty Shades of Grey" has women thinking about trying kinky new stuff in the bedroom.. and apparently it's changed the way people watch porn too. According to YouPorn.com, searches for "domination" are up 82% since the book hit the bestseller list. Searches for "sex slave" are up 79%.. "master" is up 72%.. "slave" is up 62%.. and "wax" is up 54%. Wease literally saw this in action just LAST NIGHT. Wease and Doreen hung out with another couple and both Doreen and the other wife have read the 50 Shades books and they were talking about something called Ben Wa Balls. We have to be careful describing this.. but basically a woman places the balls in her vajee and they bring her pleasure. There's a scene with them in the book. Ladies.. if you're interested in getting yourself a pair of Ben Wa Balls.. click here. This is what they look like:
Ralph Wilson Is In The Hospital
The Bills have announced that owner Ralph Wilson has been taken to a hospital and is listed in good condition. Bills spokesman Scott Berchtold was unable provide further information or where Wilson was hospitalized. The 93-year-old Hall of Famer usually spends his summers at his home in Detroit. Wilson had hip surgery in spring 2011, and his health has been slipping. Having difficulty traveling, he attended only one Bills home game last season. After wishing Ralph well we talked about last night's final preseason game betwen the Bills and the Lions and about how the Bills starters looked good in the one series that they actually played with it ending with a TD pass from Fitzpatrick to Stevie Johnson. College football kicked off last night.. high school football starts tonight.. and just 5 days till the NFL. It's beginning to look a lot like football.
Film Critic Marshall Fine (click here for Marsh's site)
-Lawless - Shia LaBeouf, Tom Hardy, and Jason Clarke play three brothers making moonshine during Prohibition in the 1920s. Guy Pearce is the villain, a corrupt cop who wants a piece of their illegal bootlegging operation. You know Tom Hardy as Bane in "The Dark Knight Rises", and you may remember Jason Clarke from the Showtime series "Brotherhood".
-The Possession - Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Kyra Sedgwick play the parents of a girl possessed by a demon she released from a box bought at a yard sale.. and Hasidic hip-hop star Matisyahu plays a rabbi's son who agrees to help them get ride of the demon. It's being described as a "Jewish Exorcism Movie".
-For A Good Time Call - is about two women who start a phone sex business after Justin Long convinces them to become roommates.
13WHAM's Doug Emblidge
-This weekend is soccer mania in Rochester
-Gunman report.. campus lockdown at SUNY Morrisville
-Liquor store move prompts concerns of Wegmans "chain"
-Do you know this man? He's accused of kidnapping a woman and forcing her to take money out of several ATMs. This is the picture from the surveillance camera:
The Alicia Gustaferro Story Keeps Going..
You'll remember her as the 20 year-old Buffalo chick who was busted Monday night on I-90 with attorney James Doyle. She claimed that he pays her for sex. So it turns out.. that allegedly.. she's MARRIED!! The husband.. a guy named Scott Kleveno says he married Alicia last November in Niagara Falls, NY.. but the two separated a few months ago. TMZ has jumped on the story and posted a couple of pictures. First.. there's her mugshot.. and she's looking DAMN GOOD in it:
..then there's this.. a picture of her and her alleged husband:
..and finally.. here's the picture that someone e-mailed us with the following text: "I have naked pics for sale of Wife Swap Hooker that was arrested… Handcuffed…. Getting F***ed… P***y spread and more….":
Carnegie Deli
We talked about how if you can hit with a good idea in New York City.. you can make a fortune. Take a look at The Carnegie Deli for example.. Wease doesn't stand in line for much.. maybe a special concert here or there.. but he DID stand in line for food once.. it was at the infamous Carnegie Deli. Jamie stood in line there too. Wease thinks there's probably a line there 24/7. The sandwiches cost $17 but are so big that you can't eat one by yourself. Here's a tip though.. don't tell them that you plan on splitting the sandwich when you buy it.. if you do they'll charge you an extra $5 for the extra plate. Just grab a bunch of napkins. This is what a Carnegie Deli sandwich looks like:
Street Willie Has Finally Recovered
Willie hasn't shown up all week and when he came in this morning he told us that it's because he got so drunk at last weekend's Fairport Music Festival. Willie was there with his band Middy and The Followers.. who played at noon.. but Willie was such a hit that he was asked by Festival organizers to stick around and take pictures and they offered to put him up in a hotel. He accepted and had a great day. Wease asked if Willie stayed alone or if he ended up "having company". He said alone. Wease told him that he shoulda hired a hooker. He said that he doesn't have it in him.. he only tried once.. and it didn't work out well. One time while he was visiting family in Memphis, Tennessee he brought a girl back to a hotel room once and she said that she was too drunk and wanted to go to sleep. He rolled over and went to sleep. In the morning.. she insulted him for not offering her money. How was he supposed to know!?!? Street Willie in studio this morning:
Alex Morgan Calls In
Alex and the girls from the Gold Medal Winning USA Women's Soccer Team are in town for their game tomorrow night at Sahlen's Stadium. We love Alex.. she came in studio last summer and hung out with us and was one of our favorite guests of the year. We are so proud to see her continued success. We talked to her about her experiences at The Olympics, life as a famous soccer broad, and her relationship with professional soccer player Servando Carrasco. We're wondering how the guy hasn't popped the question yet. C'mon bro.. you gotta lock that down. She told us that the girls DO plan on going out tonight here in Rochester but wouldn't tell where so as to not create a crowd. Here's a picture of Alex while she was in studio with us last Summer:
Thomas Haden Church Calls In
Thomas is a well respected actor who has been in a zillion movie. He called in this morning to promote his new movie.. in theaters today.. called "Killer Joe". Wease asked him about working with his favorite girl.. Scarlett Johansson.. in "We Bought A Zoo". Thomas told us that he was in love with her (joking but seriously) Scarlett but thought that he was too old for her.. until he heard that she started dating Sean Penn who is older than him!! Wease and Thomas talked about "Killer Joe" which is getting great reviews but is suffering a bit because it has an NC-17 rating. Thank you to Brother Thomas Hayden Church for calling in this morning:
Plugs
Alex Morgan, Abby Wambach, and the rest of the ladies of the US Women's Soccer team will be practicing in a FREE open to the public session at Sahlen's Stadium this morning at 11am. Tomorrow is the game.. but tickets are sold out. Thomas Haden Church's new movie "Killer Joe" is in theaters today. Enjoy the holiday weekend. Happy Labor Day!! We'll be back LIVE on Tuesday, September 4th. Until then.. it's nice to be important.. but it's more important to be nice!!
