No Money Monday

None of us won the Powerball this weekend... no one on the Wease Show even won a little extra spending cash on The Preakness. The experts all said to bet on Kentucky Derby winner Orb... the experts were wrong. Oxbow was the winner. Watching the race made Wease miss the HBO horseracing drama "Luck" that got cancelled become some horses died.
Pauly wonders if the horses know they're in a race, or just out running with their buddies. Marianne asks if jockies have groupies. Everyone has groupies, proven by the fact that the Boston Marathon Bomber has chicks that want to bang him.
Tools With Sports
The big discussion today is the time John spent at the PepsiMax Field Of Dreams Challenge. John was the "manager" of the American League team featuring Reggie Jackson, Wade Boggs, Pedro Martinez, Rickey Henderson, and Frank Thomas. Tools wanted to do a bit where he was gonna visit Pedro on the mound to give him some advice, but he didn't have the guts. Here's Boggs making some fans happy...

Go HERE for a ton of great pictures from the game.
We discuss people wanting autographs, and how many people go not because they're baseball fans, but because of "celebrity".
In other news, The Knicks lost to the Pacers. Indiana will now face the Miami Heat. Marianne says for the underdog to win they'll have to focus and take one game at a time.
Lilac Fest Trouble
Pauly and Ryann were at The Lilac Festival this Saturday night. It was the 4th time they'd gone this year, but unfortunately this time there were some problems just before they got there, creating a bad vibe. Kids went that night deciding to cause trouble, and while the most major of the issues were outside of the park, there were still problems inside. Pauly did manage to say something to a 13 year old wiseass because he was bigger than the kid. Googs felt badly that so much police was on hand too. It'd been such a great event, it's too bad that a bad taste is left in people's mouth towards the end.
Pauly also took a trip to the new East Ave Wegmans on it's opening day, where his large amounts the food broke the scale/cash register. Ok, maybe it wasn't really his stuff, and just a coincidence, but I'd like to think it was the mountain of mashed potatoes.
Doug With News
- Arrests, Officers Injured After Fights Outside Lilac Festival
- Woman Seriously Hurt In Chili Crash
- Lawmaker Accused Of Sex Harassment to Resign Monday
Wease also tells us about a huge dog he saw over the weekend... a listener tells him that it was an Irish Wolf Hound.
This leads to a discussion of what you'd feed a dog this big, and a guy calls to tell us how he doesn't give his canine dog food, giving him veggies, raw chicken, and other people food.
Madge Madigan
Author Madge Madigan joins us in studio to talk about her book "When Life Gives You Lemons At Least You Won't Get Scurvy". Madge is a humorist who describes herself as a cross between Erma Bombeck and Kathy Griffin, and has graduated from the School Of Hard Knocks. She's overcome an abusive marriage, homelessness, and more.
Madge gives us her thoughts on everything from fake breasts to raising kids, tells us about the time NBA star Steve Nash felt her up, and tries to give Wease advice about problems at home involving child discipline. Surprisingly, Wease wants to be stricter with the kids, and thinks Doreen spoils them too much.
Billboard Music Award
The Billboard Music Awards were last night, and Wease just happened to tune in as the guy from 80's group A-Ha was singing with Pitbull and Christina Aguleria.
"The 2013 Billboard Music Awards" took place last night. It's like The Grammys. But even fewer people care.
A-ha singer Morten Harket joined Christina Aguilera and Pitbull to sing "Feel this Moment". Partly because the song samples "Take on Me". Partly because Pitbull likes helping the homeless.
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis won Best Rap for "Thrift Shop". Now the fun really begins: how long can they milk one hit before they have to shop in a real one?
J-Lo performed "Live it Up" with Pitbull. It's as close as a Puerto Rican and a Cuban are ever gonna get without breaking into a knife fight.
Psy and Tracy Morgan performed a dance off. I'm not sure who won. But I definitely know who lost: me . . . for watching.
Fun. won for Top Rock Artist. Their acceptance speech was ridiculously shorter than it needed to be. Just like their pants.
One Direction won for Best Group . . . you want to punch in the face.
Prince and Madonna both made appearances. Which made some confused viewers think they had accidentally tuned into a rerun of "I Love the '80s".
Chris Brown performed martial arts moves while singing "Fine China". The moves were so realistic that Rihanna spent the entire song ducking.
Let me be the first to say it was nice to see Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift finally get a little media attention.
Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift and Bruno Mars competed for the Milestone Award . . . because apparently, we've given up on musicians surviving beyond the age of 28.
Taylor Swift called her fans the best relationship she's ever had. Then she dumped them and griped about how self-centered they were in a new song.
Nicki Minaj and Lil' Wayne teamed up for the song, "High School". Because "High School Drop Outs" would have been too on the nose.
Nicki Minaj gave Lil' Wayne a lap dance during their performance of "High School". Wayne obviously liked it because his eyes rolled up in his head. Or was that another seizure?
We get a call from a fan in a group home who is looking for a jewish chick to take on a date. Matt was a lot of fun to talk to.... he agrees with Marianne when Wease asks him if he's ever bought some peach. He's not doing that.
Our favorite moment of the night was when pop star Miguel accidentally kicked a fan in the head while trying to jump from the stage to a walkway...
East Ave. Wegmans

Earlier this morning Wease mentioned how he wish he knew the nut who was the first person in line at the East Ave Wegmans yesterday morning when it opened. Turns out he does know the guy... Alan Davidson of Brighton is a huge Bills fan that used to go on trips with Wease to Miami for football games. Alan calls us, but seems to be "phone-challenged" and can can't seem to keep from pushing buttons while talking to us.
Vin Diesel Make Us Furious Faster
There's a reason why all we ask of VIN DIESELis that he drive fast cars and look good in a wife-beater: There's probably not a lot more we can expect from him.
Case in point: Vin thinks GUYS in Hollywood are under way more pressure to stay in shape than women are. He tells "Men's Fitness", quote, "Hollywood is more concerned about its male actors being in shape than its female actors."
(Really? Two words, Vin: KEVIN JAMES. Big fat guy whose love interests have included Leah Remini, Jayma Mays and Salma Hayek, to name a few. Case closed.)
Ironically, though, staying in such good shape has also LIMITED Vin's career. He says, quote, "Being a physical presence will rule you out of a lot of roles. I couldn't have done [a movie like] 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off' with that physical presence.
"But I like it as part of me; it's part of what I represent, and I think if Humphrey Bogart were around today he'd be a lot bigger."
Bonus Content... Check out The Babe Of The Day (and yesterday, and the day before that, and tomorrow. Lots Of Babes!!!!

Tomorrow's Show
Back tomorrow with more infotainment... Redneck News, Tools, Doug, and whatever happens in our lives (and yours) over the next 24 hours. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.


































































