A story that caught our attention this moring was a list of the best places to live with no natural disaster... Syracuse was #1, Buffalo came in at #4... Rochester was nowhere on the list. Huh??
The controversy surrounding a possible Seneca casino in Henrietta continues, and we also learn that the Indians and Braves are playing tonight... first pitch 7:10pm.
Miley-Gate is still going strong. Was her performance at the VMA's too disgusting for TV? Pauly makes a great comment that seeing rows of dead children in Syria is disgusting... all of the talk about Miley just means she won the "Entertainment Super Bowl" by being the biggest news at a show that included Justin Timberlake reuniting with N'Sync. Just in case you haven't seen it yet...
Tools With Sports
Tools gives his thoughts on Tuels... Buffalo Bills undrafted free agent QB Jeff Tuel will probably be starting the opener vs. the Patriots when the NFL season starts. We learn that he was 4-22 as a college player. Perfect for Buffalo.
The Bills best defensive player, Stephon Gilmore is out for 6-8 weeks with a broken wrist.
The Rochester Red Wings lost their 6th game in a row last night. Did John jinx the Wings a couple weeks ago when GM Dan Mason was on his show and told him that his team could "take it to the bank".
Are you ready for the new Bill Cowher?
You might be asking yourself, ‘Is that Bill Cowher wearing mascara?’
Yes, friend. That’s Bill Cowher wearing mascara.
Cowher is dating singer Queen V, and he is doing what any kept man would do if faced with the decision between supporting the woman you love or keeping the guise of tough-guy football coach. Bill is a featured player in Queen V's new music video "Cry Your Eyes Out". Maybe he wanted to expand his acting career after his starring role in Time Warner commercials.
State Police in Wolcott responded to a report of domestic incident on Wednesday ( 8/ 21) at 8 p. m. on Pilgrim Port road in the Town of Sodus. It was reported the incident started as a verbal confront a t i o n between f a m i l y members and a shot was fired.
Following an investigation,Mark D. Lytle,age 53, of Pilgrimport Road in Sodus was charged with Menacing in the 2nd Degree after he allegedly fired off a shotgun to scare a family member. Lytle was arraigned and remanded to jail on $ 500 cash bail to reappear in Court on 9/11. A Stay Away Court Order of Protection was issued.
The Macedon Police report the arrest on 8/20/13 at 10:25am of Sarah Riedl, age 19, of Blackberry Lane, Webster NY for Aggravated Harassment in the 2nd degree.
It was reported that Riedl allegedly sent a total of 132 text messages and called the victim 14 times in an one hour time frame.
Riedel was located, processed, and posted a $250 bail to the Macedon Town Court. She will return on September 17th at 11:00
Man charged with theft after caught burning tires
State Police out of Wolcott reported the arrest on Sunday ( 8/ 11) at 4 p. m. of Kristopher C. Wilson, age 31, of 4940 South Main Street in Rose for Petit Larceny, Trespass and Criminal Mischief in the 4th Degree.
It is alleged Wilson stole tires from a residence on Salter Road in Rose, cut trees down to get the haul near the railroad tracks, then set them on fire. Police reported he was attempting to burn the rubber off the tires, then take the metal rims and sell them for scrap.
The homeowner caught Wilson and he was arrested after the fire department came to put the fire out. More charges may be pending. He was issued appearance tickets for Rose Town Court.
On This Day...
23 years ago . . . in 1990 - The Great STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN and members of ERIC CLAPTON'S entourage died in a helicopter crash in East Troy, Wisconsin. Is Clapton cursed?
Doug With News
Pauly's Lousy Vacation Day
Pauly tells the story of his day off yesterday... and it was lousy (his day, not his story).
Pauly had plans for him and Ryann to go to Darien Lake yesterday. This is what the weather forecast was...
Yesterday was supposed to be partly sunny, and then cloudy. Do you see any rain in there? Well, here's what really happened...
And then once they were home, and it was time to move there cars to the other side of the street for the night Ryann's car wouldn't start. Pauly tried a few things, but he couldn't get it started.
A man went jogging past, swooping into his and Ryann's life and was able to fix the car after 90 minutes of Pauly trying. He was good looking, athletic, funny, and Pauly now wants to be his best friend. Would it be weird if Pauly went over to his house to try and start a friendship with his new man crush?
Wease's Scam Letter
Wease got one of those scam emails offering him millions of dollars, and got a kick out of it. Wease reads this letter from a Chinese man with an uncle named Alfred Levin who wants Wease to help him claim money willed to Uncle Alfred. Doesn't sound fishy at all.
Bonus Content... Food Porn
Wease also tells a hilarious story about going to Wegmans where he was waiting for a lady to pull out of her parking spot so he could pull in. The woman never pulled out even though she saw Wease waiting. The second he moved on the lady pulled out.
Once inside the store, even though he had a list, multiple calls from Doreen kept adding to his purchases. Is that a woman thing? Wease's shopping led him to meet helpful funny people like you'll only meet at Wegmans.
Street Willie's Weekend
Wease says Willie looks like a photographic negative. It's "Story Time With Willie" as he tells us about his weekend at the Fairport Music Festival, what his etiquette he should be as a photographer, being the only black guy in an area with a bunch of white people.
Wease also talks about Mike Tyson's admission to being an alcoholic, and how it is wrecking his life. Willie's advice is "Stop Drinking".
How often should you fix a car before you decide it's not worth it anymore and should get a new one? Pauly's GF Ryann has an issue where there is something is wrong with the wiring and the battery keeps dying.
Did you see the latest Beauty Pageant Fail? A clip from last weekend's Miss Philippines USA pageant in Glendale, California has surfaced online, because of a TERRIBLE answer from a woman named Joanlia Lising. (pronounced Joe-anne-leah Leasing) And the question couldn't have been easier.
They asked, which of the five senses is your favorite? And she said, "SEEING" . . . followed by a bunch of senseless rambling that included the phrase, "because seeing is believing." Then she realized she was bombing, and just stopped.
The upcoming issue of "TV Guide" magazine has their annual report on TV's Highest Paid Stars. The full list of 150 stars is only available in the magazine, which comes out TOMORROW.
But some highlights have already hit the Internet. Here's a rundown:
DRAMA (per episode):
Mark Harmon ('NCIS'): $525,000
Claire Danes ('Homeland'): $250,000
Michael Weatherly ('NCIS'): $250,000
Peter Dinklage ('Game of Thrones'): $150,000
Tatiana Maslany ('Orphan Black'): $50,000
COMEDY (per episode)
Ashton Kutcher ('Two and a Half Men'): $750,000
Jason Segel ('How I Met Your Mother'): $225,000
Amy Poehler ('Parks and Recreation'): $200,000
Robin Williams ('The Crazy Ones'): $165,000
Max Greenfield ('New Girl'): $75,000
Howard Stern ('America's Got Talent'): $15 million per year
Keith Urban ('American Idol'): $5 million per year
Blake Shelton ('The Voice'): $4 million per cycle
RuPaul ('RuPaul's Drag Race'): $50,000 per episode
Reza Farahan ('Shahs of Sunset'): $18,000 per episode
LATE NIGHT (per year)
Jon Stewart ('The Daily Show'): $25-30 million
Jay Leno ('The Tonight Show'): $20 million
David Letterman ('Late Night'): $20 million
Jimmy Kimmel ('Jimmy Kimmel Live'): $10 million
Andy Cohen ('Watch What Happens Live'): $2 million
NEWS (per year)
Matt Lauer (NBC): $22-25 million
Rachel Maddow (MSNBC): $7 million
Megyn Kelly (Fox News Channel): $6 million
Scott Pelley (CBS): $5 million
Chris Cuomo (CNN): $2.5 million
DAYTIME / SYNDICATION (per year)
Judy Sheindlin ('Judge Judy'): $47 million
Katie Couric ('Katie'): $10 million
Michael Strahan ('Live with Kelly and Michael'): $4 million
Sharon Osbourne ('The Talk'): $1 million
Aisha Tyler ('The Talk'): $1 million
We talk about tribute bands, and how nowadays classic rock band can find new members by hiring them away from the best tribute bands. We have a new favorite Led Zeppelin cover band... chicks that call themselves Lez Zeppelin.
Studip Things Couples Fight About
A list of the top 5 things couples argue about has been released...
Cell Phone Bills
Emptying The Dishwasher
What To Watch On TV
Staying Out Late
Laundry... arguing about laundry leads to a discussion of skidmarks and dingleberries. Marianne hasn't heard of this phenomenon, but it seems all men are familiar.
Join us here tomorrow fpr more news, fun, laughs, Ask Wease, and much more. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.