Same Sex Equality
Wease opens the show talking about the biggest news in the country... The Supreme Court ruling granting equal rights and benefits to gay couples. This is great news for people that love each other. We don't understand the people that are against it, including a Catholic leader that called it "a tragic day" in the news.
We get a call from a religious guy quoting scripture on how homosexuality is against God's will, and how natural disasters are caused by an angry God punishing us for gay people and sodomy.
Harry Gibbs Sports
NFL tight end AARON HERNANDEZ was arrested yesterday and charged with the murder of a friend. He pleaded NOT GUILTY, and he's being held without bail. A few hours after his arrest, Hernandez was released by the New England Patriots, who said it was, quote, "simply the right thing to do." Hernandez could be convicted of murder thanks to a chewed piece of COTTON CANDY BUBBLEGUM. The gum was found in a rental car next to a shell casing, and prosecutors think it places Hernandez at the scene of the crime.
Turns out that 20 NFL players have been arrested since the Super Bowl in February, the most recent being Hernandez, and former Cleveland Brown Ausar Walcott, cut after being arrested Tuesday night. He is charged with first-degree attempted murder, second-degree aggravated assault and third-degree endangering an injured victim after an incident at a NJ club.
Yankees first baseman Mark Teixeira is out for the year.
Marshall Fine Film Reviews
Marsh is a day early this week... he's travelling tomorrow. He's talking about the flicks for both this week and next.
The Heat- Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy
Uptight and straight-laced, FBI Special Agent Sarah Ashburn is a methodical investigator with a reputation for excellence - and hyper-arrogance. Shannon Mullins, one of Boston P.D.'s "finest," is foul-mouthed and has a very short fuse, and uses her gut instinct and street smarts to catch the most elusive criminals. Neither has ever had a partner, or a friend for that matter. When these two wildly incompatible law officers join forces to bring down a ruthless drug lord, they become the last thing anyone expected: buddies. Marsh didn't get a chance to see it, but he and Wease talk about Melissa MCarthy's rise to stardom.
White House Down- Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx
Capitol Policeman John Cale has just been denied his dream job with the Secret Service of protecting President James Sawyer. Not wanting to let down his little girl with the news, he takes her on a tour of the White House, when the complex is overtaken by a heavily armed paramilitary group. Now, with the nation’s government falling into chaos and time running out, it's up to Cale to save the president, his daughter, and the country. The exact same story as this year's "Olympus Has Fallen". Full of big, ridiculous action. Marshall didn't like it.
The Lone Ranger (next week)- Armie Hammer, Johnny Depp
Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice—taking the audience on a runaway train of epic surprises and humorous friction as the two unlikely heroes must learn to work together and fight against greed and corruption. Marsh also didn't like this very much, comparing it to the worst "Pirates Of The Carribean" movies. He also says Native American's should be outraged by Depp's portrayal of Tonto.
Doug With News
Bonus Content... The Evolution Of Miley Cyrus
One of our favorite comedians is with us today and tomorrow... Joe Derosa is at The Comedy Club all weekend long. Joe has Wease's favorite stories of all time, and will be telling it around 9am. It involves a hot chick with a penis and and ugly dude with a vagina... stay tuned. We also discuss the book written Joe, Bill Burr, and Robert Kelly (three awesome funnyman) "Cheat: A Man's Guide to Infidelity". Hilarious stories of cheating, and the best ways to do it. Leads to chat if famous philanderers like Anthony Wiener and Bill Clinton.
Ashton Kutcher's Small Package
"Star" magazine claims DEMI MOORE is getting "revenge" on ASHTON KUTCHER by showing her friends pictures of his manhood, and mocking it for its smallness. Back in 2003, BRITTANY MURPHY also dissed Ashton's package after they broke up.
This leads to a discussion of reality TV shows like "Teen Mom" and "Long Island Princesses", and how terrible they are. Joe says he got rid of cable because of shows like that... Marianne says they're the only reason to have cable.
We've been bumping with artists like Abba, Village People, Cher, etc.. in honor of the gay rights ruling. This leads to Wease, Marianne, and Joe Derosa to discuss the music that macho guys love, and is really way gayer... heavy metal. Why do you think it's all about leather, dragons, fantasy imagery.
Women Joe Derosa Like
The set starts with Joe and Marianne talking about they met. They became friends at a Comedy Festival where Joe thought Ms. Sierk was adorable and funny, but said she had a boyfriend. She called him later that night asking if should talk to him.. she was having relationship problems and wanted his advice. They wound up talking and playing Pac Man, and he didn't realize she was hitting on him, trying to hook up. He just learned this, and is very sad he missed his chance.
This leads to Joe telling the story of a different type of woman he had a crush on, an adult actress named Bailey Jay...
The first issue with Bailey is that she has a penis. They wound up doing a podcast together where Joe fantasized what might happened afterwards, and debated how far he would go, and what he would do if he had the chance. What if they were making out, and their boners started pressing against each other. It never wound up happening because
When Joe told this story on Opie and Anthony's show Jim Florentine asked Joe if he'd rather knob Bailey or have regular sex with Buck Angel, another porn star, but is a dude with a vagina.
Joe's answer was he'd skip into a fire for Bailey, but couldn't keep it up for Buck with 2 popsicle sticks and duct tape. Buck heard about this statement and tweeted Joe just before Derosa was just about to perform at Carnegie Hall, threatening the comedian. Joe wound up calling Bailey, whom he had befriended, who reassured him everything was fine. Jay Mohr later joked that Joe called a chick with a c*** to protect him from a dude with a p****.
Calling Bailey Jay
We get to call Bailey Jay. Her and Joe talk about his attraction to her, her marriage to a guy, what type of things they do (he'd never been with a penis before her), how he introduced Bailey to his parents, and another TS porn star they find hot... Kelly Pierce. Great stories, and conversation.