We're Back, And There's Trouble A-Foot
We start the show with Wease distracted by Marianne's computer screen. She was posting some stuff to her blog about celebrities with bad feet which lead to a discussion about why famous chicks that want everything else perfect would let their feet go bad.
On Friday a bet was made between Wease and Pauly about which movie would make the most money.. Pauly had "Hangover 3", Wease took "Fast & Furious 6". Wease wins. Pauly didn't get a chance to see his choice, but Brooksie went and said it was terrible.
The other big release of the weekend was the entire 4th season of "Arrested Development" coming out on Netflix. We talk about all the different ways people watch TV and movies with the technology available.
It is also "Gary Coleman Day" on The Wease Show. The man that played Arnold Drummond died 3 years ago on this date at age 42.
Tools With Sports
In NHL Playoffs the Blackhawks beat the Detroit Red Wings to force game 7 tomorrow night.
The Mets beat the Yankees 2-1 last night, and even Wease may watch tonight's Subway Series game. Maets phenom Matt Harvey is pitching, and he just read a NY Post article about him and his Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model girlfriend Anne Vyalitsyna.
Tools also nails a "This Day In History"... 56 years ago . . . in 1957 -National League club owners voted to let the BROOKLYN DODGERS move to L.A. and to let the NEW YORK GIANTS move to San Francisco. The Mets were founded five years later to fill the National League void that left in New York. How crazy would sports radio go today if 2 teams left New York?
Newark Police reported the arrest on Monday (5/20) of a mother and son for the recent printing and distribution of counterfeit $ 20 bills throughout the Southern parts of Wa y n e C o u n t y and into O n t a r i o County.
Arrested were 27 year old
Rodney L. Goodrich Jr., and his mother, 48 year old Tammy M. Kennedy, both of 3274 Ressue Road in Newark.
Newark Officer Aaron Dean is cred ited with tracking down the suspects who were both charged with Forgery 1st Degree, Criminal Possession of a Forged Instrument 1st, Conspiracy 4th, Scheme to Defraud 2nd and Petit Larceny.
It is alleged Goodrich created nearly $ 500 in counterfeit bills by using a copier and passing them with his mother at fast food restaurants, convenience stores and garage sales. Both were arraigned before Village of Newark Justice, Michael Miller and remanded to the Wayne County Jail. Bail was set for Goodrich at $10,000 cash/$20,000 bond. Bail was set for Kennedy at $5,000 cash/$10,000 bond.
Goodrich has cooperated with police and the Secret Service as additional arrests are pending.
Rodney L. Goodrich Jr.
Tammy M. Kennedy
State Police out of Williamson reported the arrest on Wednesday ( 5/ 20) of Michael K. Henderson,
age 30, of Route 96 in the Town of Victor for P o s s e s sion of a F o r g e d I n s t r u ment in the 2nd D e g r e e , Falsifying Business Records and Grand Larceny in the 4th Degree.
It is alleged Henderson opened an account at the Reliant Credit Union Macedon branch with two forged checks from an old business he had worked for and a personal check on an old closed account in his own name.
Once the checks were deposited, Henderson withdrew $1100 out of the new account based upon the bad checks.
Henderson, who has an extensive police record, was on probation out of Ontario County for a similar scheme. He was arraigned in Macedon Court and remanded to the Wayne County Jail on $3000 cash/$6000 bond...no checks accepted.
Michael K. Henderson
Wease also winds up talking about service in restaurants, and how he and Pauly both get embarrassed when Doreen or Ryann complain about wrong food they've received. Doreen didn't like that her plate had a pickle touching her food, and she doesn't like pickles. At a different restaurant Ryann got a chicken wrap without chicken in it. Marianne is glad they both said something... they deserve to get what they paid for.
Doug With News
A discussion of stuff you can do on the beach during vacation leads Doug to talk about how people are renting jet packs to fly around with like they're Iron Man.
Talking about stuff like jetpacks, parasailing, hang gliding, etc... reminds Wease to talk about a movie he saw this weekend called " Chasing Mavericks".
Chasing Mavericks is based on the life of surfer Jay Moriarity. It chronicles his quest to surf the big Mavericks wave in Northern California, and Frosty Hesson (Gerard Butler), the local legend who takes him under his wing in order to train him to survive it. In the mid eighties, Jay was introduced to Frosty by his then surfing instructor Kevin Miske. In the course of Moriarty's training, the two surfers form a unique friendship. After he became famous, Moriarity died in a free-diving accident.
Wease cried while watching the movie, and even came close to tearing up while telling us the story.
Singers That Can't Sing
Mariah Carey was on "Good Morning America" on Friday, doing a three-song mini-concert to kick off their summer concert series. She was fine on the first two songs, but she just bombed on the last one. But by the time they aired it on the West Coast, they had cleaned up the vocal and made it sound perfect. Here's the live performance, and then the West Coast version after they fixed it. (This is her new single "#Beautiful". She does these super-high notes at the end, which almost no one else in the world can hit. It's impressive when she does it right, but that day it sounded like she never really got warmed up.)
It's actually a little hard for us to tell how bad she was... we've heard worse. Wease is reminded of the famous recording of Linda McCartney singing backup vocals on "Hey Jude", and some douche decided to send out tape of her vocals isolated.
Wease was going thru our box of sex toys during the commercial and finds a remote control bullet vibrator. Pauly asks if that was something couples would use for a fetish... something to use in public, and one has control over the other. This leads to talking about other fetishes, domination, S&M, etc....
Bonus Content... Hair Bras
While discussing sex Pauly asks if even though he's a big supporter of gay rights, and loves homosexual people, does it make him a bad person that it makes him feel uncomfotable to see public displays of affection between guys. Wease feels the same way, and Marianne mentions it can make her just as uncomfortable to see hetros kissing.
We also wind up talking about bad breath, and how to politely tell people with the problem. A caller tells a story of a buddy's girlfriend with halitosis, and how at dinner she breathed all over his food, and he couldn't eat it.
Appetite For Destruction
Guns and Roses is in Buffalo next week, and we learn while giving away a pair of tickets that our listeners can't name another current member of the band besides Axl Rose.
Have you seen what Axl looks like now? Here's a before and after...
First Date Etiquette
According to a new survey, here are seven things people expect on a first date:
1. Women think a guy should text before the date to confirm it's still on for that night.
2. Women think the date should be somewhere that's an equal distance from where the two people live . . . guys said to pick a place closer to where SHE lives.
3. Guys think they should compliment the woman on how she looks . . . but women say it should be sincere, and not just something vague like "you look good".
4. Women think guys should buy them a few drinks . . . but not too many. Guys said they'd be willing to buy her as many as she wanted.
5. Women think a guy should spend between $75 and $100. Guys want to spend less. They'll spend that much on a SECOND date . . . after finding out if she's interested.
6. Only 54% of women think a guy needs to walk her to her door afterward. But 98% of guys said they're DEFINITELY going to . . . to take a shot that she'll invite him in.
7. And both men and women agree that if the date went well, the guy should go ahead and try for a kiss on the first date.
Wease, Marianne, and Pauly discuss some of these rules.... like the kissing one. They all agree that the first date might be too soon. Wease also talks about liking one girl he dated, but he wound up banging her twin sister. The sex talk also leads to some stories of the guys having erectile dysfunction issues in their pasts.
Seems like "Hump Day" is coming early this week thanks to the holiday weekend. More laughs, info, guests, news, sports, prizes, and more. It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice. See ya.