A 49-year-old Florida woman was arrested last month for exposing her backside to her boyfriend and a teen boy after she attacked them with papayas.
A Vero Beach police arrest report published by TCPalm.com on Tuesday showed that when officers responded to the March 10 disturbance, Suzanne Evlarina Wasden met them and her “pants were partway down exposing her buttocks.”
“The defendant was very intoxicated,” the report stated. “The defendant had blood on her arms and shirt.”
Wasden told police that the skirmish had started when her boyfriend showed up wanting “birthday sex.”
Police spoke to a 16-year-old neighbor who said that Wasden had come to his his trailer earlier in the evening “wanting a cigarette and beer.”
“When she didn’t [get] one, she started yelling and screaming,” according to the report. The suspect allegedly began hitting the boyfriend and pushed him into some glass.
The teen “said that the defendant then started throwing papayas at them.”
At that point, Wasden reportedly pulled her jeans down and said, “Kiss my butt.”
“That was something that none of us wanted to see,” the teen explained to police.
Indian River County Sheriff’s Office records indicated that Wasden was arrested on misdemeanor disorderly intoxication charges and released on $500 bond two days later. She was scheduled appear in court on Tuesday morning.
Wasden had been previously arrested in November of 2012 and has a “Georgia peach” tattoo on her right ankle.