The lines for this Sunday's NFL games just came out, and the Denver Broncos are 28-POINT favorites over the Jacksonville Jaguars.
That's the largest spread in NFL history . . . the previous high was the Patriots favored by 24 over the Eagles in 2007.
In statistical terms, the 28-point spread is 6.2 standard deviations from the average NFL point spread. In layman's terms, that means it's about as far from the average as you can get. On a bell curve, it would be WAY down on the far right side.
The website Deadspin.com compared it to a chart of PENIS SIZES . . . and found a 28-point NFL spread is as statistically rare and improbable as a man packing 11 INCHES in the pants, engorged.
So this week's Broncos-Jags game is as rare as monster junk. Good to know.
The 28-point NFL spread is also as statistically rare as a man weighing 450 pounds.